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   2  "Go until jurong point, crazy.. Available only in bugis n great world la e buffet... Cine there got amore wat...",ham
   3  Ok lar... Joking wif u oni...,ham
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   5  U dun say so early hor... U c already then say...,ham
   6  "Nah I don't think he goes to usf, he lives around here though",ham
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   8  Even my brother is not like to speak with me. They treat me like aids patent.,ham
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  12  "I'm gonna be home soon and i don't want to talk about this stuff anymore tonight, k? I've cried enough today.",ham
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  15  I've been searching for the right words to thank you for this breather. I promise i wont take your help for granted and will fulfil my promise. You have been wonderful and a blessing at all times.,ham
  16  I HAVE A DATE ON SUNDAY WITH WILL!!,ham
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  18  Oh k...i'm watching here:),ham
  19  Eh u remember how 2 spell his name... Yes i did. He v naughty make until i v wet.,ham
  20  Fine if thatåÕs the way u feel. ThatåÕs the way its gota b,ham
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  22  Is that seriously how you spell his name?,ham
  23  I‰Û÷m going to try for 2 months ha ha only joking,ham
  24  So Ì_ pay first lar... Then when is da stock comin...,ham
  25  Aft i finish my lunch then i go str down lor. Ard 3 smth lor. U finish ur lunch already?,ham
  26  Ffffffffff. Alright no way I can meet up with you sooner?,ham
  27  Just forced myself to eat a slice. I'm really not hungry tho. This sucks. Mark is getting worried. He knows I'm sick when I turn down pizza. Lol,ham
  28  Lol your always so convincing.,ham
  29  Did you catch the bus ? Are you frying an egg ? Did you make a tea? Are you eating your mom's left over dinner ? Do you feel my Love ?,ham
  30  "I'm back & we're packing the car now, I'll let you know if there's room",ham
  31  Ahhh. Work. I vaguely remember that! What does it feel like? Lol,ham
  32  "Wait that's still not all that clear, were you not sure about me being sarcastic or that that's why x doesn't want to live with us",ham
  33  Yeah he got in at 2 and was v apologetic. n had fallen out and she was actin like spoilt child and he got caught up in that. Till 2! But we won't go there! Not doing too badly cheers. You? ,ham
  34  K tell me anything about you.,ham
  35  For fear of fainting with the of all that housework you just did? Quick have a cuppa,ham
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  37  Yup... Ok i go home look at the timings then i msg Ì_ again... Xuhui going to learn on 2nd may too but her lesson is at 8am,ham
  38  "Oops, I'll let you know when my roommate's done",ham
  39  I see the letter B on my car,ham
  40  Anything lor... U decide...,ham
  41  Hello! How's you and how did saturday go? I was just texting to see if you'd decided to do anything tomo. Not that i'm trying to invite myself or anything!,ham
  42  Pls go ahead with watts. I just wanted to be sure. Do have a great weekend. Abiola,ham
  43  "Did I forget to tell you ? I want you , I need you, I crave you ... But most of all ... I love you my sweet Arabian steed ... Mmmmmm ... Yummy",ham
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  45  WHO ARE YOU SEEING?,ham
  46  Great! I hope you like your man well endowed. I am  <#>  inches...,ham
  47  No calls..messages..missed calls,ham
  48  Didn't you get hep b immunisation in nigeria.,ham
  49  "Fair enough, anything going on?",ham
  50  "Yeah hopefully, if tyler can't do it I could maybe ask around a bit",ham
  51  U don't know how stubborn I am. I didn't even want to go to the hospital. I kept telling Mark I'm not a weak sucker. Hospitals are for weak suckers.,ham
  52  What you thinked about me. First time you saw me in class.,ham
  53  "A gram usually runs like  <#> , a half eighth is smarter though and gets you almost a whole second gram for  <#>",ham
  54  K fyi x has a ride early tomorrow morning but he's crashing at our place tonight,ham
  55  "Wow. I never realized that you were so embarassed by your accomodations. I thought you liked it, since i was doing the best i could and you always seemed so happy about \the cave\"". I'm sorry I didn't and don't have more to give. I'm sorry i offered. I'm sorry your room was so embarassing.""",ham
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  59  "Sorry, I'll call later in meeting.",ham
  60  Tell where you reached,ham
  61  Yes..gauti and sehwag out of odi series.,ham
  62  Your gonna have to pick up a $1 burger for yourself on your way home. I can't even move. Pain is killing me.,ham
  63  Ha ha ha good joke. Girls are situation seekers.,ham
  64  Its a part of checking IQ,ham
  65  "Sorry my roommates took forever, it ok if I come by now?",ham
  66  Ok lar i double check wif da hair dresser already he said wun cut v short. He said will cut until i look nice.,ham
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  71  I plane to give on this month end.,ham
  72  Wah lucky man... Then can save money... Hee...,ham
  73  Finished class where are you.,ham
  74  HI BABE IM AT HOME NOW WANNA DO SOMETHING? XX,ham
  75  K..k:)where are you?how did you performed?,ham
  76  U can call me now...,ham
  77  I am waiting machan. Call me once you free.,ham
  78  Thats cool. i am a gentleman and will treat you with dignity and respect.,ham
  79  I like you peoples very much:) but am very shy pa.,ham
  80  Does not operate after  <#>  or what,ham
  81  Its not the same here. Still looking for a job. How much do Ta's earn there.,ham
  82  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
  83  K. Did you call me just now ah? ,ham
  84  Ok i am on the way to home hi hi,ham
  85  You will be in the place of that man,ham
  86  Yup next stop.,ham
  87  "I call you later, don't have network. If urgnt, sms me.",ham
  88  For real when u getting on yo? I only need 2 more tickets and one more jacket and I'm done. I already used all my multis.,ham
  89  Yes I started to send requests to make it but pain came back so I'm back in bed. Double coins at the factory too. I gotta cash in all my nitros.,ham
  90  I'm really not up to it still tonight babe,ham
  91  "Ela kano.,il download, come wen ur free..",ham
  92  Yeah do! Don‰Û÷t stand to close tho- you‰Û÷ll catch something!,ham
  93  Sorry to be a pain. Is it ok if we meet another night? I spent late afternoon in casualty and that means i haven't done any of y stuff42moro and that includes all my time sheets and that. Sorry. ,ham
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  98  Watching telugu movie..wat abt u?,ham
  99  i see. When we finish we have loads of loans to pay,ham
 100  "Hi. Wk been ok - on hols now! Yes on for a bit of a run. Forgot that i have hairdressers appointment at four so need to get home n shower beforehand. Does that cause prob for u?\""
 101  ham""",ham
 102  Please don't text me anymore. I have nothing else to say.,ham
 103  Okay name ur price as long as its legal! Wen can I pick them up? Y u ave x ams xx,ham
 104  I'm still looking for a car to buy. And have not gone 4the driving test yet.,ham
 105  As per your request 'Melle Melle (Oru Minnaminunginte Nurungu Vettam)' has been set as your callertune for all Callers. Press *9 to copy your friends Callertune,ham
 106  "wow. You're right! I didn't mean to do that. I guess once i gave up on boston men and changed my search location to nyc, something changed. Cuz on my signin page it still says boston.",ham
 107  Umma my life and vava umma love you lot dear,ham
 108  Thanks a lot for your wishes on my birthday. Thanks you for making my birthday truly memorable.,ham
 109  "Aight, I'll hit you up when I get some cash",ham
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 111  I know! Grumpy old people. My mom was like you better not be lying. Then again I am always the one to play jokes...,ham
 112  Dont worry. I guess he's busy.,ham
 113  What is the plural of the noun research?,ham
 114  Going for dinner.msg you after.,ham
 115  I'm ok wif it cos i like 2 try new things. But i scared u dun like mah. Cos u said not too loud.,ham
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 117  "Wa, ur openin sentence very formal... Anyway, i'm fine too, juz tt i'm eatin too much n puttin on weight...Haha... So anythin special happened?",ham
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 126  I am going to sao mu today. Will be done only at 12 ,ham
 127  ÌÏ predict wat time Ì_'ll finish buying?,ham
 128  "Good stuff, will do.",ham
 129  "Just so that you know,yetunde hasn't sent money yet. I just sent her a text not to bother sending. So its over, you dont have to involve yourself in anything. I shouldn't have imposed anything on you in the first place so for that, i apologise.",ham
 130  Are you there in room.,ham
 131  HEY GIRL. HOW R U? HOPE U R WELL ME AN DEL R BAK! AGAIN LONG TIME NO C! GIVE ME A CALL SUM TIME FROM LUCYxx,ham
 132  K..k:)how much does it cost?,ham
 133  I'm home.,ham
 134  "Dear, will call Tmorrow.pls accomodate.",ham
 135  First answer my question.,ham
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 138  I only haf msn. It's yijue@hotmail.com,ham
 139  He is there. You call and meet him,ham
 140  No no. I will check all rooms befor activities,ham
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 142  Got c... I lazy to type... I forgot Ì_ in lect... I saw a pouch but like not v nice...,ham
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 144  "Sir, Waiting for your mail.",ham
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 146  I know you are. Can you pls open the back?,ham
 147  Yes see ya not on the dot,ham
 148  Whats the staff name who is taking class for us?,ham
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 150  Ummma.will call after check in.our life will begin from qatar so pls pray very hard.,ham
 151  K..i deleted my contact that why?,ham
 152  Sindu got job in birla soft ..,ham
 153  The wine is flowing and i'm i have nevering..,ham
 154  Yup i thk cine is better cos no need 2 go down 2 plaza mah.,ham
 155  Ok... Ur typical reply...,ham
 156  As per your request 'Melle Melle (Oru Minnaminunginte Nurungu Vettam)' has been set as your callertune for all Callers. Press *9 to copy your friends Callertune,ham
 157  "You are everywhere dirt, on the floor, the windows, even on my shirt. And sometimes when i open my mouth, you are all that comes flowing out. I dream of my world without you, then half my chores are out too. A time of joy for me, lots of tv shows i.ll see. But i guess like all things you just must exist, like rain, hail and mist, and when my time here is done, you and i become one.",ham
 158  Aaooooright are you at work?,ham
 159  I'm leaving my house now...,ham
 160  "Hello, my love. What are you doing? Did you get to that interview today? Are you you happy? Are you being a good boy? Do you think of me?Are you missing me ?",ham
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 164  New car and house for my parents.:)i have only new job in hand:),ham
 165  I'm so in love with you. I'm excited each day i spend with you. You make me so happy.,ham
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 168  I place all ur points on e cultures module already.,ham
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 170  "Hi frnd, which is best way to avoid missunderstding wit our beloved one's?",ham
 171  Great escape. I fancy the bridge but needs her lager. See you tomo ,ham
 172  Yes :)it completely in out of form:)clark also utter waste.,ham
 173  "Sir, I need AXIS BANK account no and bank address.",ham
 174  "Hmmm.. Thk sure got time to hop ard... Ya, can go 4 free abt... Muz call u to discuss liao... ",ham
 175  What time you coming down later? ,ham
 176  "Bloody hell, cant believe you forgot my surname Mr . Ill give u a clue, its spanish and begins with m... ",ham
 177  "Well, i'm gonna finish my bath now. Have a good...fine night.",ham
 178  Let me know when you've got the money so carlos can make the call,ham
 179  U still going to the mall?,ham
 180  "Turns out my friends are staying for the whole show and won't be back til ~ <#> , so feel free to go ahead and smoke that $ <#>  worth",ham
 181  Text her. If she doesnt reply let me know so i can have her log in,ham
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 183  You lifted my hopes with the offer of money. I am in need. Especially when the end of the month approaches and it hurts my studying. Anyways have a gr8 weekend,ham
 184  Lol no. U can trust me.,ham
 185  ok. I am a gentleman and will treat you with dignity and respect.,ham
 186  "He will, you guys close?",ham
 187  Going on nothing great.bye,ham
 188  Hello handsome ! Are you finding that job ? Not being lazy ? Working towards getting back that net for mummy ? Where's my boytoy now ? Does he miss me ?,ham
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 191  Have you got Xmas radio times. If not i will get it now,ham
 192  I jus reached home. I go bathe first. But my sis using net tell u when she finishes k...,ham
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 194  I'm sorry. I've joined the league of people that dont keep in touch. You mean a great deal to me. You have been a friend at all times even at great personal cost. Do have a great week.|,ham
 195  Hi :)finally i completed the course:),ham
 196  It will stop on itself. I however suggest she stays with someone that will be able to give ors for every stool.,ham
 197  How are you doing? Hope you've settled in for the new school year. Just wishin you a gr8 day,ham
 198  Gud mrng dear hav a nice day,ham
 199  Did u got that persons story,ham
 200  is your hamster dead? Hey so tmr i meet you at 1pm orchard mrt? ,ham
 201  Hi its Kate how is your evening? I hope i can see you tomorrow for a bit but i have to bloody babyjontet! Txt back if u can. :) xxx,ham
 202  "Found it, ENC  <#> , where you at?",ham
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 207  U call me alter at 11 ok.,ham
 208  ÌÏ say until like dat i dun buy ericsson oso cannot oredi lar...,ham
 209  "As I entered my cabin my PA said, '' Happy B'day Boss !!''. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there.",ham
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 216  Yup... How Ì_ noe leh...,ham
 217  Sounds great! Are you home now?,ham
 218  Finally the match heading towards draw as your prediction.,ham
 219  Tired. I haven't slept well the past few nights.,ham
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 221  I have to take exam with march 3,ham
 222  Yeah you should. I think you can use your gt atm now to register. Not sure but if there's anyway i can help let me know. But when you do be sure you are ready.,ham
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 225  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
 226  U say leh... Of course nothing happen lar. Not say v romantic jus a bit only lor. I thk e nite scenery not so nice leh.,ham
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 257  "I'm back, lemme know when you're ready",ham
 258  Don't necessarily expect it to be done before you get back though because I'm just now headin out,ham
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 262  I‰Û÷m parked next to a MINI!!!! When are you coming in today do you think?,ham
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 264  Anyway i'm going shopping on my own now. Cos my sis not done yet. Dun disturb u liao.,ham
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 268  Same. Wana plan a trip sometme then,ham
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 276  "Usf I guess, might as well take 1 car",ham
 277  No objection. My bf not coming.,ham
 278  Thanx...,ham
 279  Tell rob to mack his gf in the theater,ham
 280  "Awesome, I'll see you in a bit",ham
 281  Just sent it. So what type of food do you like?,ham
 282  All done? All handed in? Celebrations in full swing yet?,ham
 283  You got called a tool?,ham
 284  \Wen u miss someone,ham
 285  Ok. I asked for money how far,ham
 286  Okie...,ham
 287  "Yeah I think my usual guy's still passed out from last night, if you get ahold of anybody let me know and I'll throw down",ham
 288  "K, I might come by tonight then if my class lets out early",ham
 289  Ok..,ham
 290  hi baby im cruisin with my girl friend what r u up 2? give me a call in and hour at home if thats alright or fone me on this fone now love jenny xxx,ham
 291  "My life Means a lot to me, Not because I love my life, But because I love the people in my life, The world calls them friends, I call them my World:-).. Ge:-)..",ham
 292  "Dear,shall mail tonite.busy in the street,shall update you tonite.things are looking ok.varunnathu edukkukayee raksha ollu.but a good one in real sense.",ham
 293  Hey you told your name to gautham ah?,ham
 294  Haf u found him? I feel so stupid da v cam was working.,ham
 295  Oops. 4 got that bit.,ham
 296  Are you this much buzy,ham
 297  I accidentally deleted the message. Resend please.,ham
 298  T-Mobile customer you may now claim your FREE CAMERA PHONE upgrade & a pay & go sim card for your loyalty. Call on 0845 021 3680.Offer ends 28thFeb.T&C's apply,spam
 299  Unless it's a situation where YOU GO GURL would be more appropriate,ham
 300  Hurt me... Tease me... Make me cry... But in the end of my life when i die plz keep one rose on my grave and say STUPID I MISS U.. HAVE A NICE DAY BSLVYL,ham
 301  I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message,ham
 302  Need a coffee run tomo?Can't believe it's that time of week already,ham
 303  "Awesome, I remember the last time we got somebody high for the first time with diesel :V",ham
 304  "Shit that is really shocking and scary, cant imagine for a second. Def up for night out. Do u think there is somewhere i could crash for night, save on taxi?",ham
 305  Oh and by the way you do have more food in your fridge! Want to go out for a meal tonight? ,ham
 306  He is a womdarfull actor,ham
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 308  Yup... From what i remb... I think should be can book... ,ham
 309  Jos ask if u wana meet up?,ham
 310  Lol yes. Our friendship is hanging on a thread cause u won't buy stuff.,ham
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 312  Where are the garage keys? They aren't on the bookshelf,ham
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 315  He says he'll give me a call when his friend's got the money but that he's definitely buying before the end of the week,ham
 316  "Hi the way I was with u 2day, is the normal way&this is the real me. UR unique&I hope I know u 4 the rest of mylife. Hope u find wot was lost.",ham
 317  You made my day. Do have a great day too.,ham
 318  K.k:)advance happy pongal.,ham
 319  "Hmmm... Guess we can go 4 kb n power yoga... Haha, dunno we can tahan power yoga anot... Thk got lo oso, forgot liao...",ham
 320  "Not really dude, have no friends i'm afraid :(",ham
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 322  "Coffee cake, i guess...",ham
 323  "Merry Christmas to you too babe, i love ya *kisses*",ham
 324  Hey... Why dont we just go watch x men and have lunch... Haha ,ham
 325  cud u tell ppl im gona b a bit l8 cos 2 buses hav gon past cos they were full & im still waitin 4 1. Pete x,ham
 326  That would be great. We'll be at the Guild. Could meet on Bristol road or somewhere - will get in touch over weekend. Our plans take flight! Have a good week,ham
 327  No problem. How are you doing?,ham
 328  No calls..messages..missed calls,ham
 329  Hi da:)how is the todays class?,ham
 330  "I'd say that's a good sign but, well, you know my track record at reading women",ham
 331  "Cool, text me when you're parked",ham
 332  I'm reading the text i just sent you. Its meant to be a joke. So read it in that light,ham
 333  K.k:)apo k.good movie.,ham
 334  Maybe i could get book out tomo then return it immediately ..? Or something.,ham
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 336  Any chance you might have had with me evaporated as soon as you violated my privacy by stealing my phone number from your employer's paperwork. Not cool at all. Please do not contact me again or I will report you to your supervisor.,ham
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 338  "Ta-Daaaaa! I am home babe, are you still up ?",ham
 339  Cool. So how come you havent been wined and dined before?,ham
 340  Just sleeping..and surfing,ham
 341  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
 342  U calling me right? Call my hand phone...,ham
 343  Ok that's great thanx a lot.,ham
 344  I take it the post has come then! You must have 1000s of texts now! Happy reading. My one from wiv hello caroline at the end is my favourite. Bless him,ham
 345  Where u been hiding stranger?,ham
 346  Am not interested to do like that.,ham
 347  My sister cleared two round in birla soft yesterday.,ham
 348  Gudnite....tc...practice going on,ham
 349  Dis is yijue. I jus saw ur mail. In case huiming havent sent u my num. Dis is my num.,ham
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 352  Just checking in on you. Really do miss seeing Jeremiah. Do have a great month,ham
 353  "Nah can't help you there, I've never had an iphone",ham
 354  If you're not in my car in an hour and a half I'm going apeshit,ham
 355  "TODAY is Sorry day.! If ever i was angry with you, if ever i misbehaved or hurt you? plz plz JUST SLAP URSELF Bcoz, Its ur fault, I'm basically GOOD",ham
 356  Yo you guys ever figure out how much we need for alcohol? Jay and I are trying to figure out how much we can safely spend on weed,ham
 357  <#> ISH MINUTES WAS 5 MINUTES AGO. WTF.,ham
 358  "Thank You for calling.Forgot to say Happy Onam to you Sirji.I am fine here and remembered you when i met an insurance person.Meet You in Qatar Insha Allah.Rakhesh, ex Tata AIG who joined TISSCO,Tayseer.",ham
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 361  "I'm an actor. When i work, i work in the evening and sleep late. Since i'm unemployed at the moment, i ALWAYS sleep late. When you're unemployed, every day is saturday.",ham
 362  "Hello! Just got here, st andrews-boy its a long way! Its cold. I will keep you posted",ham
 363  Ha ha cool cool chikku chikku:-):-DB-),ham
 364  Oh ok no prob..,ham
 365  Check audrey's status right now,ham
 366  Busy here. Trying to finish for new year. I am looking forward to finally meeting you...,ham
 367  "Good afternoon sunshine! How dawns that day ? Are we refreshed and happy to be alive? Do we breathe in the air and smile ? I think of you, my love ... As always",ham
 368  Well i know Z will take care of me. So no worries.,ham
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 371  Wat uniform? In where get?,ham
 372  "Cool, text me when you're ready",ham
 373  "Hello my boytoy ... Geeee I miss you already and I just woke up. I wish you were here in bed with me, cuddling me. I love you ...",ham
 374  I will spoil you in bed as well :),ham
 375  I'm going for bath will msg you next  <#>  min..,ham
 376  I cant keep talking to people if am not sure i can pay them if they agree to price. So pls tell me what you want to really buy and how much you are willing to pay,ham
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 378  Can you say what happen,ham
 379  You could have seen me..i did't recognise you Face.:),ham
 380  Well there's not a lot of things happening in Lindsay on New years *sighs* Some bars in Ptbo and the blue heron has something going,ham
 381  Keep my payasam there if rinu brings,ham
 382  I taught that Ranjith sir called me. So only i sms like that. Becaus hes verifying about project. Prabu told today so only pa dont mistake me..,ham
 383  "I guess that's why you re worried. You must know that there's a way the body repairs itself. And i'm quite sure you shouldn't worry. We'll take it slow. First the tests, they will guide when your ovulation is then just relax. Nothing you've said is a reason to worry but i.ll keep on followin you up.",ham
 384  "Yeah sure, give me a couple minutes to track down my wallet",ham
 385  Hey leave it. not a big deal:-) take care.,ham
 386  Hey i will be late ah... Meet you at 945+,ham
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 392  Yup having my lunch buffet now.. U eat already?,ham
 393  Huh so late... Fr dinner?,ham
 394  Hey so this sat are we going for the intro pilates only? Or the kickboxing too? ,ham
 395  Morning only i can ok.,ham
 396  Yes i think so. I am in office but my lap is in room i think thats on for the last few days. I didnt shut that down,ham
 397  Pick you up bout 7.30ish? What time are  and that going?,ham
 398  From here after The performance award is calculated every two month.not for current one month period..,ham
 399  Was actually sleeping and still might when u call back. So a text is gr8. You rock sis. Will send u a text wen i wake.,ham
 400  "You are always putting your business out there. You put pictures of your ass on facebook. You are one of the most open people i've ever met. Why would i think a picture of your room would hurt you, make you feel violated.",ham
 401  "Good evening Sir, Al Salam Wahleykkum.sharing a happy news.By the grace of God, i got an offer from Tayseer,TISSCO and i joined.Hope you are fine.Inshah Allah,meet you sometime.Rakhesh,visitor from India.",ham
 402  Hmmm...k...but i want to change the field quickly da:-)i wanna get system administrator or network administrator..,ham
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 404  Dear how is chechi. Did you talk to her,ham
 405  The hair cream has not been shipped.,ham
 406  None of that's happening til you get here though,ham
 407  "Yep, the great loxahatchee xmas tree burning of  <#>  starts in an hour",ham
 408  "Haha get used to driving to usf man, I know a lot of stoners",ham
 409  All was well until slightly disastrous class this pm with my fav darlings! Hope day off ok. Coffee wld be good as can't stay late tomorrow. Same time + place as always?,ham
 410  Hello! Good week? Fancy a drink or something later?,ham
 411  Headin towards busetop,ham
 412  Message:some text missing* Sender:Name Missing* *Number Missing *Sent:Date missing *Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing sent via fullonsms.com,ham
 413  Come by our room at some point so we can iron out the plan for this weekend,ham
 414  Cos i want it to be your thing,ham
 415  "Okies... I'll go yan jiu too... We can skip ard oso, go cine den go mrt one, blah blah blah... ",ham
 416  Bring home some Wendy =D,ham
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 428  Ok. She'll be ok. I guess,ham
 429  aathi..where are you dear..,ham
 430  Any pain on urination any thing else?,ham
 431  7 at esplanade.. Do Ì_ mind giving me a lift cos i got no car today..,ham
 432  I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of  <#> Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. <#> lacs..thats my prob,ham
 433  At home watching tv lor.,ham
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 437  You available now? I'm like right around hillsborough &  <#> th,ham
 438  The message sent is askin for  <#> dollars. Shoul i pay  <#>  or  <#> ?,ham
 439  "Ask g or iouri, I've told the story like ten times already",ham
 440  How long does applebees fucking take,ham
 441  "Hi hope u get this txt~journey hasnt been gd,now about 50 mins late I think.",ham
 442  But i have to. I like to have love and arrange.,ham
 443  Yes..he is really great..bhaji told kallis best cricketer after sachin in world:).very tough to get out.,ham
 444  You were supposed to wake ME up >:(,ham
 445  Oic... I saw him too but i tot he din c me... I found a group liao...,ham
 446  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
 447  \HEY HEY WERETHE MONKEESPEOPLE SAY WE MONKEYAROUND! HOWDY GORGEOUS,ham
 448  "Sorry, my battery died, I can come by but I'm only getting a gram for now, where's your place?",ham
 449  "Well done, blimey, exercise, yeah, i kinda remember wot that is, hmm. ",ham
 450  I wont get concentration dear you know you are my mind and everything :-),ham
 451  LOL ... Have you made plans for new years?,ham
 452  10 min later k...,ham
 453  hanks lotsly!,ham
 454  Thanks for this hope you had a good day today,ham
 455  K:)k:)what are detail you want to transfer?acc no enough?,ham
 456  Ok i will tell her to stay out. Yeah its been tough but we are optimistic things will improve this month.,ham
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 458  Si si. I think ill go make those oreo truffles.,ham
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 460  I hope you that's the result of being consistently intelligent and kind. Start asking him about practicum links and keep your ears open and all the best. ttyl,ham
 461  "1.20 that call cost. Which i guess isnt bad. Miss ya, need ya, want ya, love ya",ham
 462  Going thru a very different feeling.wavering decisions and coping up with the same is the same individual.time will heal everything i believe.,ham
 463  Where did u go? My phone is gonna die you have to stay in here,ham
 464  Great. Never been better. Each day gives even more reasons to thank God,ham
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 466  "Sorry, I'll call later ok bye",ham
 467  Ok i am on the way to railway,ham
 468  great princess! I love giving and receiving oral. Doggy style is my fave position. How about you? I enjoy making love  <#>  times per night :),ham
 469  They don't put that stuff on the roads to keep it from getting slippery over there?,ham
 470  When are you going to ride your bike?,ham
 471  "Yup, no need. I'll jus wait 4 e rain 2 stop.",ham
 472  There are many company. Tell me the language.,ham
 473  okmail: Dear Dave this is your final notice to collect your 4* Tenerife Holiday or #5000 CASH award! Call 09061743806 from landline. TCs SAE Box326 CW25WX 150ppm,spam
 474  "How long has it been since you screamed, princess?",ham
 475  "Nothing. I meant that once the money enters your account here, the bank will remove its flat rate. Someone transfered  <#>  to my account and  <#> dollars got removed. So the banks differ and charges also differ.be sure you trust the 9ja person you are sending account details to cos...",ham
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 477  Nice line said by a broken heart- Plz don't cum 1 more times infront of me... Other wise once again I ll trust U... Good 9t:),ham
 478  Ok I'm gonna head up to usf in like fifteen minutes,ham
 479  Love you aathi..love u lot..,ham
 480  Tension ah?what machi?any problem?,ham
 481  "K, can I pick up another 8th when you're done?",ham
 482  When're you guys getting back? G said you were thinking about not staying for mcr,ham
 483  "Almost there, see u in a sec",ham
 484  "Yo carlos, a few friends are already asking me about you, you working at all this weekend?",ham
 485  Watching tv lor...,ham
 486  Thank you baby! I cant wait to taste the real thing...,ham
 487  You should change your fb to jaykwon thuglyfe falconerf,ham
 488  If we win its really no 1 side for long time.,ham
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 490  Dear reached railway. What happen to you,ham
 491  "Depends on quality. If you want the type i sent boye, faded glory, then about 6. If you want ralphs maybe 2",ham
 492  I think i've fixed it can you send a test message?,ham
 493  "Sorry man my account's dry or I would, if you want we could trade back half or I could buy some shit with my credit card",ham
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 495  "Sorry,in meeting I'll call later",ham
 496  What class of  <#>  reunion?,ham
 497  Are you free now?can i call now?,ham
 498  Got meh... When?,ham
 499  Nope... Think i will go for it on monday... Sorry i replied so late,ham
 500  Some of them told accenture is not confirm. Is it true.,ham
 501  "Kate jackson rec center before 7ish, right?",ham
 502  Dear i have reache room,ham
 503  "Fighting with the world is easy, u either win or lose bt fightng with some1 who is close to u is dificult if u lose - u lose if u win - u still lose.",ham
 504  When can Ì_ come out?,ham
 505  Check with nuerologist.,ham
 506  Lolnice. I went from a fish to ..water.?,ham
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 508  No it's waiting in e car dat's bored wat. Cos wait outside got nothing 2 do. At home can do my stuff or watch tv wat.,ham
 509  "Maybe westshore or hyde park village, the place near my house?",ham
 510  You should know now. So how's anthony. Are you bringing money. I've school fees to pay and rent and stuff like that. Thats why i need your help. A friend in need....|,ham
 511  What's the significance?,ham
 512  Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..,ham
 513  "8 at the latest, g's still there if you can scrounge up some ammo and want to give the new ak a try",ham
 514  Prabha..i'm soryda..realy..frm heart i'm sory,ham
 515  Lol ok your forgiven :),ham
 516  No..jst change tat only..,ham
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 521  "That way transport is less problematic than on sat night. By the way, if u want to ask  n  to join my bday, feel free. But need to know definite nos as booking on fri. ",ham
 522  Usually the person is unconscious that's in children but in adults they may just behave abnormally. I.ll call you now,ham
 523  But that's on ebay it might be less elsewhere.,ham
 524  Shall i come to get pickle,ham
 525  Were gonna go get some tacos,ham
 526  "That's very rude, you on campus?",ham
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 530  Yes! How is a pretty lady like you single?,ham
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 532  Jay says that you're a double-faggot,ham
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 534  What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..,ham
 535  Gudnite....tc...practice going on,ham
 536  I'll be late...,ham
 537  "I've not called you in a while. This is hoping it was l8r malaria and that you know that we miss you guys. I miss Bani big, so pls give her my love especially. Have a great day.",ham
 538  "Good afternoon, my love! How goes that day ? I hope maybe you got some leads on a job. I think of you, boytoy and send you a passionate kiss from across the sea",ham
 539  "Probably gonna be here for a while, see you later tonight <)",ham
 540  Or maybe my fat fingers just press all these buttons and it doesn't know what to do.,ham
 541  Ummmmmaah Many many happy returns of d day my dear sweet heart.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear,ham
 542  "I am in tirupur da, once you started from office call me.",ham
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 544  "A famous quote : when you develop the ability to listen to 'anything' unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means you are ......... 'MARRIED'",ham
 545  But am going to college pa. What to do. are else ill come there it self. Pa.,ham
 546  4 oclock at mine. Just to bash out a flat plan.,ham
 547  This girl does not stay in bed. This girl doesn't need recovery time. Id rather pass out while having fun then be cooped up in bed,ham
 548  Then any special there?,ham
 549  I know but you need to get hotel now. I just got my invitation but i had to apologise. Cali is to sweet for me to come to some english bloke's weddin,ham
 550  "Sorry that took so long, omw now",ham
 551  Wait  <#>  min..,ham
 552  Ok give me 5 minutes I think I see her. BTW you're my alibi. You were cutting my hair the whole time.,ham
 553  "Imagine you finally get to sink into that bath after I have put you through your paces, maybe even having you eat me for a while before I left ... But also imagine the feel of that cage on your cock surrounded by the bath water, reminding you always who owns you ... Enjoy, my cuck",ham
 554  "Hurry up, I've been weed-deficient for like three days",ham
 555  "Sure, if I get an acknowledgement from you that it's astoundingly tactless and generally faggy to demand a blood oath fo",ham
 556  Ok. Every night take a warm bath drink a cup of milk and you'll see a work of magic. You still need to loose weight. Just so that you know,ham
 557  I‰Û÷ll have a look at the frying pan in case it‰Û÷s cheap or a book perhaps. No that‰Û÷s silly a frying pan isn‰Û÷t likely to be a book,ham
 558  O. Well uv causes mutations. Sunscreen is like essential thesedays,ham
 559  Having lunch:)you are not in online?why?,ham
 560  I know that my friend already told that.,ham
 561  Hi Princess! Thank you for the pics. You are very pretty. How are you?,ham
 562  "Aiyo... U always c our ex one... I dunno abt mei, she haven reply... First time u reply so fast... Y so lucky not workin huh, got bao by ur sugardad ah...gee.. ",ham
 563  Hi msg me:)i'm in office..,ham
 564  Thanx 4 e brownie it's v nice...,ham
 565  Geeeee ... I love you so much I can barely stand it,ham
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 567  "Fuck babe ... I miss you already, you know ? Can't you let me send you some money towards your net ? I need you ... I want you ... I crave you ...",ham
 568  "Ill call u 2mrw at ninish, with my address that icky American freek wont stop callin me 2 bad Jen k eh?",ham
 569  Oooh bed ridden ey? What are YOU thinking of?,ham
 570  "So anyways, you can just go to your gym or whatever, my love *smiles* I hope your ok and having a good day babe ... I miss you so much already",ham
 571  Love it! Daddy will make you scream with pleasure! I am going to slap your ass with my dick!,ham
 572  WOT U WANNA DO THEN MISSY?,ham
 573  Yar lor wait 4 my mum 2 finish sch then have lunch lor... I whole morning stay at home clean my room now my room quite clean... Hee...,ham
 574  Do you know where my lab goggles went,ham
 575  Can you open the door?,ham
 576  Waiting for your call.,ham
 577  Nope i waiting in sch 4 daddy... ,ham
 578  "You have won ?1,000 cash or a ?2,000 prize! To claim, call09050000327",spam
 579  "I'm tired of arguing with you about this week after week. Do what you want and from now on, i'll do the same.",ham
 580  ÌÏ wait 4 me in sch i finish ard 5..,ham
 581  "our mobile number has won å£5000, to claim calls us back or ring the claims hot line on 09050005321.",spam
 582  "Arngd marriage is while u r walkin unfortuntly a snake bites u. bt love marriage is dancing in frnt of d snake & sayin Bite me, bite me.",ham
 583  Huh so early.. Then Ì_ having dinner outside izzit?,ham
 584  Ok anyway no need to change with what you said,ham
 585  We tried to contact you re your reply to our offer of 750 mins 150 textand a new video phone call 08002988890 now or reply for free delivery tomorrow,spam
 586  my ex-wife was not able to have kids. Do you want kids one day?,ham
 587  So how's scotland. Hope you are not over showing your JJC tendencies. Take care. Live the dream,ham
 588  Tell them u have a headache and just want to use 1 hour of sick time.,ham
 589  "I dun thk i'll quit yet... Hmmm, can go jazz ? Yogasana oso can... We can go meet em after our lessons den... ",ham
 590  "\Pete can you please ring meive hardly gotany credit\""""",ham
 591  Ya srsly better than yi tho,ham
 592  "I'm in a meeting, call me later at",ham
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 596  You still at grand prix?,ham
 597  "I met you as a stranger and choose you as my friend. As long as the world stands, our friendship never ends. Lets be Friends forever!!! Gud nitz...",ham
 598  I am great! How are you?,ham
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 600  You have an important customer service announcement. Call FREEPHONE 0800 542 0825 now!,spam
 601  Will do. Was exhausted on train this morning. Too much wine and pie. You sleep well too,ham
 602  I'm going out to buy mum's present ar.,ham
 603  Mind blastin.. No more Tsunamis will occur from now on.. Rajnikant stopped swimming in Indian Ocean..:-D,ham
 604  If u sending her home first it's ok lor. I'm not ready yet.,ham
 605  Speaking of does he have any cash yet?,ham
 606  Be happy there. I will come after noon,ham
 607  Meet after lunch la...,ham
 608  TaKe CaRE n gET WeLL sOOn,ham
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 610  what I meant to say is cant wait to see u again getting bored of this bridgwater banter,ham
 611  Neva mind it's ok..,ham
 612  "It's fine, imma get a drink or somethin. Want me to come find you?",ham
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 614  Its a valentine game. . . Send dis msg to all ur friends. .. If 5 answers r d same then someone really loves u. Ques- which colour suits me the best?rply me,ham
 615  I have many dependents,ham
 616  THANX4 TODAY CER IT WAS NICE 2 CATCH UP BUT WE AVE 2 FIND MORE TIME MORE OFTEN OH WELL TAKE CARE C U SOON.C,ham
 617  I called and said all to him:)then he have to choose this future.,ham
 618  "\Happy valentines day\"" I know its early but i have hundreds of handsomes and beauties to wish. So i thought to finish off aunties and uncles 1st...""",ham
 619  He like not v shock leh. Cos telling shuhui is like telling leona also. Like dat almost all know liao. He got ask me abt ur reaction lor.,ham
 620  For my family happiness..,ham
 621  I come n pick Ì_ up... Come out immediately aft ur lesson...,ham
 622  Let there be snow. Let there be snow. This kind of weather brings ppl together so friendships can grow.,ham
 623  Dear we got  <#>  dollars hi hi,ham
 624  Good words.... But words may leave u in dismay many times.,ham
 625  MAKE SURE ALEX KNOWS HIS BIRTHDAY IS OVER IN FIFTEEN MINUTES AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED,ham
 626  "sorry, no, have got few things to do. may be in pub later.",ham
 627  "Nah it's straight, if you can just bring bud or drinks or something that's actually a little more useful than straight cash",ham
 628  "Haha good to hear, I'm officially paid and on the market for an 8th",ham
 629  How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?,ham
 630  Yup i thk they r e teacher said that will make my face look longer. Darren ask me not 2 cut too short.,ham
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 633  Please dont say like that. Hi hi hi,ham
 634  Thank u!,ham
 635  Oh that was a forwarded message. I thought you send that to me,ham
 636  Got it. Seventeen pounds for seven hundred ml ‰ÛÒ hope ok.,ham
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 638  Me n him so funny...,ham
 639  "Sweetheart, hope you are not having that kind of day! Have one with loads of reasons to smile. Biola",ham
 640  When Ì_ login dat time... Dad fetching Ì_ home now?,ham
 641  "What will we do in the shower, baby?",ham
 642  I had askd u a question some hours before. Its answer,ham
 643  "Well imma definitely need to restock before thanksgiving, I'll let you know when I'm out",ham
 644  " said kiss, kiss, i can't do the sound effects! He is a gorgeous man isn't he! Kind of person who needs a smile to brighten his day! ",ham
 645  Probably gonna swing by in a wee bit,ham
 646  Ya very nice. . .be ready on thursday,ham
 647  Allo! We have braved the buses and taken on the trains and triumphed. I mean we‰Û÷re in b‰Û÷ham. Have a jolly good rest of week,ham
 648  "Watching cartoon, listening music & at eve had to go temple & church.. What about u?",ham
 649  Do you mind if I ask what happened? You dont have to say if it is uncomfortable.,ham
 650  PRIVATE! Your 2003 Account Statement for shows 800 un-redeemed S. I. M. points. Call 08715203694 Identifier Code: 40533 Expires 31/10/04,spam
 651  No prob. I will send to your email.,ham
 652  "You have won ?1,000 cash or a ?2,000 prize! To claim, call09050000327. T&C: RSTM, SW7 3SS. 150ppm",spam
 653  Thats cool! Sometimes slow and gentle. Sonetimes rough and hard :),ham
 654  I'm gonna say no. Sorry. I would but as normal am starting to panic about time. Sorry again! Are you seeing on Tuesday?,ham
 655  "Wait, do you know if wesleys in town? I bet she does hella drugs!",ham
 656  Fine i miss you very much.,ham
 657  Did u got that persons story,ham
 658  Tell them the drug dealer's getting impatient,ham
 659  "Sun cant come to earth but send luv as rays. cloud cant come to river but send luv as rain. I cant come to meet U, but can send my care as msg to U. Gud evng",ham
 660  You will be in the place of that man,ham
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 663  "Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... '",ham
 664  Then mum's repent how?,ham
 665  Sorry me going home first... Daddy come fetch Ì_ later...,ham
 666  Leave it de:-). Start Prepare for next:-)..,ham
 667  Yes baby! We can study all the positions of the kama sutra ;),ham
 668  En chikku nange bakra msg kalstiya..then had tea/coffee?,ham
 669  Carlos'll be here in a minute if you still need to buy,ham
 670  This pay is  <DECIMAL>  lakhs:),ham
 671  Have a good evening! Ttyl,ham
 672  Did u receive my msg?,ham
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 675  Get ur 1st RINGTONE FREE NOW! Reply to this msg with TONE. Gr8 TOP 20 tones to your phone every week just å£1.50 per wk 2 opt out send STOP 08452810071 16,spam
 676  "Ditto. And you won't have to worry about me saying ANYTHING to you anymore. Like i said last night, you do whatever you want and i'll do the same. Peace.",ham
 677  "I've got  <#> , any way I could pick up?",ham
 678  "I dont knw pa, i just drink milk..",ham
 679  Maybe?! Say hi to  and find out if  got his card. Great escape or wetherspoons? ,ham
 680  "Piggy, r u awake? I bet u're still sleeping. I'm going 4 lunch now...",ham
 681  Cause I'm not freaky lol,ham
 682  Missed your call cause I was yelling at scrappy. Miss u. Can't wait for u to come home. I'm so lonely today.,ham
 683  What is this 'hex' place you talk of? Explain!,ham
 684  ÌÏ log off 4 wat. It's sdryb8i,ham
 685  Is xy going 4 e lunch?,ham
 686  Hi I'm sue. I am 20 years old and work as a lapdancer. I love sex. Text me live - I'm i my bedroom now. text SUE to 89555. By TextOperator G2 1DA 150ppmsg 18+,spam
 687  I wanted to ask Ì_ to wait 4 me to finish lect. Cos my lect finishes in an hour anyway.,ham
 688  Have you finished work yet? :),ham
 689  "Every King Was Once A Crying Baby And Every Great Building Was Once A Map.. Not Imprtant Where U r TODAY, BUT Where U Wil Reach TOMORW. Gud ni8",ham
 690  "Dear,Me at cherthala.in case u r coming cochin pls call bfore u start.i shall also reach accordingly.or tell me which day u r coming.tmorow i am engaged ans its holiday.",ham
 691  Thanks love. But am i doing torch or bold.,ham
 692  <Forwarded from 448712404000>Please CALL 08712404000 immediately as there is an urgent message waiting for you.,spam
 693  Was the farm open?,ham
 694  "Sorry to trouble u again. Can buy 4d for my dad again? 1405, 1680, 1843. All 2 big 1 small, sat n sun. Thanx.",ham
 695  "My sister in law, hope you are having a great month. Just saying hey. Abiola",ham
 696  Will purchase d stuff today and mail to you. Do you have a po box number?,ham
 697  Ah poop. Looks like ill prob have to send in my laptop to get fixed cuz it has a gpu problem,ham
 698  Good. Good job. I like entrepreneurs,ham
 699  "Aight, you close by or still down around alex's place?",ham
 700  meet you in corporation st outside gap ‰Û_ you can see how my mind is working!,ham
 701  Mum ask Ì_ to buy food home...,ham
 702  K..u also dont msg or reply to his msg..,ham
 703  How much r Ì_ willing to pay?,ham
 704  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
 705  What is important is that you prevent dehydration by giving her enough fluids,ham
 706  "Thats a bit weird, even ?- where is the do supposed to be happening? But good idea, sure they will be in pub!",ham
 707  True dear..i sat to pray evening and felt so.so i sms'd you in some time...,ham
 708  "I don't think I can get away for a trek that long with family in town, sorry",ham
 709  So when do you wanna gym harri,ham
 710  Quite late lar... Ard 12 anyway i wun b drivin...,ham
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 713  Height of Confidence: All the Aeronautics professors wer calld &amp; they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane. Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their students. Dey all hurried out of d plane.. Bt only 1 didnt move... He said:\if it is made by my students,ham
 714  It just seems like weird timing that the night that all you and g want is for me to come smoke is the same day as when a shitstorm is attributed to me always coming over and making everyone smoke,ham
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 716  "Save yourself the stress. If the person has a dorm account, just send your account details and the money will be sent to you.",ham
 717  He also knows about lunch menu only da. . I know,ham
 718  When i have stuff to sell i.ll tell you,ham
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 720  Book which lesson? then you msg me... I will call up after work or sth... I'm going to get specs. My membership is PX3748,ham
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 722  Macha dont feel upset.i can assume your mindset.believe me one evening with me and i have some wonderful plans for both of us.LET LIFE BEGIN AGAIN.call me anytime,ham
 723  Oh is it? Send me the address,ham
 724  S'fine. Anytime. All the best with it.,ham
 725  That is wondar full flim.,ham
 726  Ya even those cookies have jelly on them,ham
 727  "The world is running and i am still.maybe all are feeling the same,so be it.or i have to admit,i am mad.then where is the correction?or let me call this is life.and keep running with the world,may be u r also running.lets run.",ham
 728  Got it! It looks scrumptious... daddy wants to eat you all night long!,ham
 729  Of cos can lar i'm not so ba dao ok... 1 pm lor... Y u never ask where we go ah... I said u would ask on fri but he said u will ask today...,ham
 730  "Alright omw, gotta change my order to a half8th",ham
 731  Exactly. Anyways how far. Is jide her to study or just visiting,ham
 732  Dunno y u ask me.,ham
 733  Email AlertFrom: Jeri StewartSize: 2KBSubject: Low-cost prescripiton drvgsTo listen to email call 123,spam
 734  No he didn't. Spring is coming early yay!,ham
 735  Lol you won't feel bad when I use her money to take you out to a steak dinner =D,ham
 736  Even u dont get in trouble while convincing..just tel him once or twice and just tel neglect his msgs dont c and read it..just dont reply,ham
 737  Leaving to qatar tonite in search of an opportunity.all went fast.pls add me in ur prayers dear.Rakhesh,ham
 738  Then why no one talking to me,ham
 739  Thanks for looking out for me. I really appreciate.,ham
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 741  Wish i were with you now!,ham
 742  Haha mayb u're rite... U know me well. Da feeling of being liked by someone is gd lor. U faster go find one then all gals in our group attached liao.,ham
 743  Yes i will be there. Glad you made it.,ham
 744  Do well :)all will for little time. Thing of good times ahead:,ham
 745  Just got up. have to be out of the room very soon. ‰Û_. i hadn't put the clocks back til at 8 i shouted at everyone to get up and then realised it was 7. wahay. another hour in bed.,ham
 746  Ok. There may be a free gym about.,ham
 747  Men like shorter ladies. Gaze up into his eyes.,ham
 748  Dunno he jus say go lido. Same time 930.,ham
 749  "I promise to take good care of you, princess. I have to run now. Please send pics when you get a chance. Ttyl!",ham
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 751  Is there a reason we've not spoken this year? Anyways have a great week and all the best in your exam,ham
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 757  Realy sorry-i don't recognise this number and am now confused :) who r u please?! ,ham
 758  So why didnt you holla?,ham
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 760  "Faith makes things possible,Hope makes things work,Love makes things beautiful,May you have all three this Christmas!Merry Christmas!",ham
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 769  "I'm nt goin, got somethin on, unless they meetin 4 dinner lor... Haha, i wonder who will go tis time...",ham
 770  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
 771  I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message,ham
 772  Lol I know! They're so dramatic. Schools already closed for tomorrow. Apparently we can't drive in the inch of snow were supposed to get.,ham
 773  Not getting anywhere with this damn job hunting over here!,ham
 774  Lol! U drunkard! Just doing my hair at d moment. Yeah still up 4 tonight. Wats the plan? ,ham
 775  "idc get over here, you are not weaseling your way out of this shit twice in a row",ham
 776  I wil be there with in  &lt;#&gt;  minutes. Got any space,ham
 777  Just sleeping..and surfing,ham
 778  Thanks for picking up the trash.,ham
 779  Why don't you go tell your friend you're not sure you want to live with him because he smokes too much then spend hours begging him to come smoke,ham
 780  "\Hi its Kate it was lovely to see you tonight and ill phone you tomorrow. I got to sing and a guy gave me his card! xxx\""""",ham
 781  Happy New year my dear brother. I really do miss you. Just got your number and decided to send you this text wishing you only happiness. Abiola,ham
 782  That means get the door,ham
 783  Your opinion about me? 1. Over 2. Jada 3. Kusruthi 4. Lovable 5. Silent 6. Spl character 7. Not matured 8. Stylish 9. Simple Pls reply..,ham
 784  "Hmmm ... I thought we said 2 hours slave, not 3 ... You are late ... How should I punish you ?",ham
 785  Beerage?,ham
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 787  Dont think so. It turns off like randomlly within 5min of opening,ham
 788  "She was supposed to be but couldn't make it, she's still in town though",ham
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 792  Gud mrng dear hav a nice day,ham
 793  This is hoping you enjoyed your game yesterday. Sorry i've not been in touch but pls know that you are fondly bein thot off. Have a great week. Abiola,ham
 794  All e best 4 ur driving tmr :-),ham
 795  Y?WHERE U AT DOGBREATH? ITS JUST SOUNDING LIKE JAN C THATåÕS AL!!!!!!!!!,ham
 796  Omg I want to scream. I weighed myself and I lost more weight! Woohoo!,ham
 797  There generally isn't one. It's an uncountable noun - u in the dictionary. pieces of research?,ham
 798  it's really getting me down just hanging around.,ham
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 800  "\Petey boy whereare you me and all your friendsare in theKingshead come down if you canlove Nic\""""",ham
 801  Ok i msg u b4 i leave my house.,ham
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 807  K I'll be there before 4.,ham
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 809  "sure, but make sure he knows we ain't smokin yet",ham
 810  Boooo you always work. Just quit.,ham
 811  I am taking half day leave bec i am not well,ham
 812  Ugh I don't wanna get out of bed. It's so warm.,ham
 813  S:)s.nervous  &lt;#&gt; :),ham
 814  So there's a ring that comes with the guys costumes. It's there so they can gift their future yowifes. Hint hint,ham
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 816  I borrow ur bag ok.,ham
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 818  Where's my boytoy? I miss you ... What happened?,ham
 819  "He has lots of used ones babe, but the model doesn't help. Youi have to bring it over and he'll match it up",ham
 820  Also are you bringing galileo or dobby,ham
 821  Then why you not responding,ham
 822  "\BOO BABE! U ENJOYIN YOURJOB? U SEEMED 2 B GETTIN ON WELL HUNNY!HOPE URE OK?TAKE CARE & IåÕLLSPEAK 2U SOONLOTS OF LOVEME XXXX.\""""",ham
 823  Good afternoon starshine! How's my boytoy? Does he crave me yet? Ache to fuck me ? *sips cappuccino* I miss you babe *teasing kiss*,ham
 824  On the road so cant txt,ham
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 827  Have a good evening! Ttyl,ham
 828  Hmm .. Bits and pieces lol ... *sighs* ...,ham
 829  Hahaha..use your brain dear,ham
 830  Hey. You got any mail?,ham
 831  "Sorry light turned green, I meant another friend wanted  &lt;#&gt;  worth but he may not be around",ham
 832  Thanks for yesterday sir. You have been wonderful. Hope you enjoyed the burial. MojiBiola,ham
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 836  "Thank you so much. When we skyped wit kz and sura, we didnt get the pleasure of your company. Hope you are good. We've given you ultimatum oh! We are countin down to aburo. Enjoy! This is the message i sent days ago",ham
 837  Surely result will offer:),ham
 838  Good Morning my Dear........... Have a great &amp; successful day.,ham
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 862  Did he just say somebody is named tampa,ham
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 865  "Sorry, I guess whenever I can get a hold of my connections, maybe an hour or two? I'll text you",ham
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 873  "Well am officially in a philosophical hole, so if u wanna call am at home ready to be saved!",ham
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 884  "see, i knew giving you a break a few times woul lead to you always wanting to miss curfew. I was gonna gibe you 'til one, but a MIDNIGHT movie is not gonna get out til after 2. You need to come home. You need to getsleep and, if anything, you need to b studdying ear training.",ham
 885  I love to give massages. I use lots of baby oil... What is your fave position?,ham
 886  Dude we should go sup again,ham
 887  Yoyyooo u know how to change permissions for a drive in mac. My usb flash drive,ham
 888  Gibbs unsold.mike hussey,ham
 889  I like to talk pa but am not able to. I dont know y.,ham
 890  Y dun cut too short leh. U dun like ah? She failed. She's quite sad.,ham
 891  You unbelievable faglord,ham
 892  Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly,ham
 893  Why do you ask princess?,ham
 894  I am great princess! What are you thinking about me? :),ham
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 896  It's ok i noe u're busy but i'm really too bored so i msg u. I oso dunno wat colour she choose 4 me one.,ham
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 900  "I'm used to it. I just hope my agents don't drop me since i've only booked a few things this year. This whole me in boston, them in nyc was an experiment.",ham
 901  "Thursday night? Yeah, sure thing, we'll work it out then",ham
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 903  Probably money worries. Things are coming due and i have several outstanding invoices for work i did two and three months ago.,ham
 904  How is it possible to teach you. And where.,ham
 905  "I wonder if your phone battery went dead ? I had to tell you, I love you babe",ham
 906  Lovely smell on this bus and it ain't tobacco... ,ham
 907  "We're all getting worried over here, derek and taylor have already assumed the worst",ham
 908  Hey what's up charles sorry about the late reply.,ham
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 910  I.ll give her once i have it. Plus she said grinule greet you whenever we speak,ham
 911  WHITE FUDGE OREOS ARE IN STORES,ham
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 913  My love ! How come it took you so long to leave for Zaher's? I got your words on ym and was happy to see them but was sad you had left. I miss you,ham
 914  I am sorry it hurt you.,ham
 915  Can't. I feel nauseous. I'm so pissed. I didn't eat any sweets all week cause today I was planning to pig out. I was dieting all week. And now I'm not hungry :/,ham
 916  Ok lor but not too early. Me still having project meeting now.,ham
 917  "Call me da, i am waiting for your call.",ham
 918  I could ask carlos if we could get more if anybody else can chip in,ham
 919  Was actually about to send you a reminder today. Have a wonderful weekend,ham
 920  "When people see my msgs, They think Iam addicted to msging... They are wrong, Bcoz They don\'t know that Iam addicted to my sweet Friends..!! BSLVYL",ham
 921  Hey you gave them your photo when you registered for driving ah? Tmr wanna meet at yck? ,ham
 922  Dont talk to him ever ok its my word.,ham
 923  When u wana see it then,ham
 924  On ma way to school. Can you pls send me ashley's number,ham
 925  It shall be fine. I have avalarr now. Will hollalater,ham
 926  She went to attend another two rounds today..but still did't reach home..,ham
 927  Actually i deleted my old website..now i m blogging at magicalsongs.blogspot.com,ham
 928  "K, wait chikku..il send aftr  &lt;#&gt; mins",ham
 929  But I'm on a diet. And I ate 1 too many slices of pizza yesterday. Ugh I'm ALWAYS on a diet.,ham
 930  K:)i will give my kvb acc details:),ham
 931  Oh all have to come ah?,ham
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 933  I'm really sorry i won't b able 2 do this friday.hope u can find an alternative.hope yr term's going ok:-),ham
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 935  So do you have samus shoulders yet,ham
 936  What time you think you'll have it? Need to know when I should be near campus,ham
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 938  Then dun wear jeans lor...,ham
 939  "Since when, which side, any fever, any vomitin.",ham
 940  K:)k.are you in college?,ham
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 942  Better. Made up for Friday and stuffed myself like a pig yesterday. Now I feel bleh. But at least its not writhing pain kind of bleh.,ham
 943  No we sell it all so we'll have tons if coins. Then sell our coins to someone thru paypal. Voila! Money back in life pockets:),ham
 944  Theyre doing it to lots of places. Only hospitals and medical places are safe.,ham
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 946  And also I've sorta blown him off a couple times recently so id rather not text him out of the blue looking for weed,ham
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 950  Hey i booked the kb on sat already... what other lessons are we going for ah? Keep your sat night free we need to meet and confirm our lodging ,ham
 951  Chk in ur belovd ms dict,ham
 952  Is that what time you want me to come?,ham
 953  "Awesome, lemme know whenever you're around",ham
 954  Shb b ok lor... Thanx...,ham
 955  "Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: \Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it..\"" GOOD NIGHT""",ham
 956  Also remember to get dobby's bowl from your car,ham
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 958  Sorry i now then c ur msg... Yar lor so poor thing... But only 4 one night... Tmr u'll have a brand new room 2 sleep in...,ham
 959  "Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical",ham
 960  Welp apparently he retired,ham
 961  My sort code is  and acc no is . The bank is natwest. Can you reply to confirm i've sent this to the right person!,ham
 962  Where @,ham
 963  U sure u can't take any sick time?,ham
 964  URGENT! We are trying to contact U. Todays draw shows that you have won a å£800 prize GUARANTEED. Call 09050001808 from land line. Claim M95. Valid12hrs only,spam
 965  "Watching cartoon, listening music &amp; at eve had to go temple &amp; church.. What about u?",ham
 966  Yo chad which gymnastics class do you wanna take? The site says Christians class is full..,ham
 967  Are you this much buzy,ham
 968  Or better still can you catch her and let ask her if she can sell  &lt;#&gt;  for me.,ham
 969  I am not sure about night menu. . . I know only about noon menu,ham
 970  What do u want when i come back?.a beautiful necklace as a token of my heart for you.thats what i will give but ONLY to MY WIFE OF MY LIKING.BE THAT AND SEE..NO ONE can give you that.dont call me.i will wait till i come.,ham
 971  Are you willing to go for aptitude class.,ham
 972  "It wont b until 2.15 as trying 2 sort house out, is that ok?",ham
 973  "Yar lor he wan 2 go c horse racing today mah, so eat earlier lor. I ate chicken rice. U?",ham
 974  "Haha awesome, omw back now then",ham
 975  Yup i thk so until e shop closes lor.,ham
 976  what is your account number?,ham
 977  Eh u send wrongly lar...,ham
 978  Hey no I ad a crap nite was borin without ya 2 boggy with me u boring biatch! Thanx but u wait til nxt time il ave ya ,ham
 979  Ok i shall talk to him,ham
 980  Dont hesitate. You know this is the second time she has had weakness like that. So keep i notebook of what she eat and did the day before or if anything changed the day before so that we can be sure its nothing,ham
 981  Hey you can pay. With salary de. Only  &lt;#&gt; .,ham
 982  Another month. I need chocolate weed and alcohol.,ham
 983  If he started searching he will get job in few days.he have great potential and talent.,ham
 984  Reckon need to be in town by eightish to walk from * carpark.,ham
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 986  LOOK AT THE FUCKIN TIME. WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK IS UP,ham
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 988  Carlos says he'll be at mu in  &lt;#&gt;  minutes,ham
 989  I'm in office now . I will call you  &lt;#&gt;  min:),ham
 990  "Geeee ... I miss you already, you know ? Your all I can think about. Fuck, I can't wait till next year when we will be together ... *loving kiss*",ham
 991  "Yun ah.the ubi one say if Ì_ wan call by tomorrow.call 67441233 look for irene.ere only got bus8,22,65,61,66,382. Ubi cres,ubi tech park.6ph for 1st 5wkg days.̬n",ham
 992  Ugh. Gotta drive back to sd from la. My butt is sore.,ham
 993  26th OF JULY,ham
 994  Hi im having the most relaxing time ever! we have to get up at 7am every day! was the party good the other night? I get home tomorrow at 5ish.,ham
 995  Up to Ì_... ÌÏ wan come then come lor... But i din c any stripes skirt...,ham
 996  The Xmas story is peace.. The Xmas msg is love.. The Xmas miracle is jesus.. Hav a blessed month ahead &amp; wish U Merry Xmas...,ham
 997  "I can't, I don't have her number!",ham
 998  Change again... It's e one next to escalator...,ham
 999  Yetunde i'm in class can you not run water on it to make it ok. Pls now.,ham
1000  Not a lot has happened here. Feels very quiet. Beth is at her aunts and charlie is working lots. Just me and helen in at the mo. How have you been? ,ham
1001  Then Ì_ wait 4 me at bus stop aft ur lect lar. If i dun c Ì_ then i go get my car then come back n pick Ì_.,ham
1002  "Aight will do, thanks again for comin out",ham
1003  No..but heard abt tat..,ham
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1005  Yes..he is really great..bhaji told kallis best cricketer after sachin in world:).very tough to get out.,ham
1006  &lt;#&gt;  am I think? Should say on syllabus,ham
1007  Umma. Did she say anything,ham
1008  Give me a sec to think think about it,ham
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1010  I don't quite know what to do. I still can't get hold of anyone. I cud pick you up bout 7.30pm and we can see if they're in the pub?,ham
1011  "Poyyarikatur,kolathupalayam,unjalur post,erode dis, &lt;#&gt; .",ham
1012  "Dear Hero,i am leaving to qatar tonite for an apt opportunity.pls do keep in touch at  &lt;EMAIL&gt; ,kerala",ham
1013  Lol I would but my mom would have a fit and tell the whole family how crazy and terrible I am,ham
1014  "I just got home babe, are you still awake ?",ham
1015  I dunno they close oredi not... ÌÏ v ma fan...,ham
1016  Just buy a pizza. Meat lovers or supreme. U get to pick.,ham
1017  "Ya, told..she was asking wats matter?",ham
1018  "Dear,regret i cudnt pick call.drove down frm ctla now at cochin home.left mobile in car..ente style ishtamayoo?happy bakrid!",ham
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1020  Shall i send that exe to your mail id.,ham
1021  Nope watching tv at home... Not going out. V bored...,ham
1022  Don know..wait i will check it.,ham
1023  "Good afternoon on this glorious anniversary day, my sweet J !! I hope this finds you happy and content, my Prey. I think of you and send a teasing kiss from across the sea coaxing images of fond souveniers ... You Cougar-Pen",ham
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1025  We still on for tonight?,ham
1026  May i call You later Pls,ham
1027  Hasn't that been the pattern recently crap weekends?,ham
1028  I have a sore throat. It's scratches when I talk,ham
1029  Yes da. Any plm at ur office,ham
1030  Are you not around or just still asleep? :V,ham
1031  "Lol you forgot it eh ? Yes, I'll bring it in babe",ham
1032  "Its good, we'll find a way",ham
1033  Can not use foreign stamps in this country. Good lecture .,ham
1034  Yup bathe liao...,ham
1035  HAPPY NEW YEAR MY NO.1 MAN,ham
1036  "OH MR SHEFFIELD! You wanna play THAT game, okay. You're the boss and I'm the nanny. You give me a raise and I'll give YOU one!!",ham
1037  ZOE IT JUST HIT ME 2 IM FUCKING SHITIN MYSELF IL DEFO TRY MY HARDEST 2 CUM 2MOROW LUV U MILLIONS LEKDOG,ham
1038  "Hello baby, did you get back to your mom's ? Are you setting up the computer now ? Filling your belly ? How goes it loverboy ? I miss you already ... *sighs*",ham
1039  "No my blankets are sufficient, thx",ham
1040  "naughty little thought: 'its better to flirt, flirt n flirt, rather than loving someone n gettin hurt, hurt n hurt...:-) Gud nyt",ham
1041  "Edison has rightly said, \A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer\"" Now you know why all of us are speechless during ViVa.. GM",ham
1042  They just talking thats it de. They wont any other.,ham
1043  Today am going to college so am not able to atten the class.,ham
1044  I'm in class. Will holla later,ham
1045  Easy ah?sen got selected means its good..,ham
1046  Mmm thats better now i got a roast down me! iåÕd b better if i had a few drinks down me 2! Good indian?,ham
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1048  "Come round, it's . ",ham
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1053  Are you available for soiree on June 3rd?,ham
1054  Do u noe wat time e place dat sells 4d closes?,ham
1055  "I got another job! The one at the hospital doing data analysis or something, starts on monday! Not sure when my thesis will got finished",ham
1056  Jay's getting really impatient and belligerent,ham
1057  HIYA COMIN 2 BRISTOL 1 ST WEEK IN APRIL. LES GOT OFF + RUDI ON NEW YRS EVE BUT I WAS SNORING.THEY WERE DRUNK! U BAK AT COLLEGE YET? MY WORK SENDS INK 2 BATH.,ham
1058  I'm at work. Please call,ham
1059  Then u drive lor.,ham
1060  Ard 515 like dat. Y?,ham
1061  Tell me they're female :V how're you throwing in? We're deciding what all to get now,ham
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1063  I'm working technical support :)voice process.networking field.,ham
1064  I might come to kerala for 2 days.so you can be prepared to take a leave once i finalise .dont plan any travel during my visit.need to finish urgent works.,ham
1065  Ok. Not sure what time tho as not sure if can get to library before class. Will try. See you at some point! Have good eve.,ham
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1067  "That's fine, I'll bitch at you about it later then",ham
1068  No my mum went 2 dentist.,ham
1069  Once free call me sir. I am waiting for you.,ham
1070  Meeting u is my work. . . Tel me when shall i do my work tomorrow,ham
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1072  Jus finish bathing...,ham
1073  "alright, I'll make sure the car is back tonight",ham
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1076  Lul im gettin some juicy gossip at the hospital. Two nurses are talking about how fat they are gettin. And one thinks shes obese. Oyea.,ham
1077  Aight ill get on fb in a couple minutes,ham
1078  Oi. Ami parchi na re. Kicchu kaaj korte iccha korche na. Phone ta tul na. Plz. Plz.,ham
1079  Where can download clear movies. Dvd copies.,ham
1080  "Yep, by the pretty sculpture",ham
1081  Convey my regards to him,ham
1082  Me too watching surya movie only. . .after 6 pm vijay movie POKKIRI,ham
1083  You tell what happen dont behave like this to me. Ok no need to say,ham
1084  Can u get pic msgs to your phone?,ham
1085  Send to someone else :-),ham
1086  Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss dem!!!,ham
1087  For me the love should start with attraction.i should feel that I need her every time around me.she should be the first thing which comes in my thoughts.I would start the day and end it with her.she should be there every time I dream.love will be then when my every breath has her name.my life should happen around her.my life will be named to her.I would cry for her.will give all my happiness and take all her sorrows.I will be ready to fight with anyone for her.I will be in love when I will be doing the craziest things for her.love will be when I don't have to proove anyone that my girl is the most beautiful lady on the whole planet.I will always be singing praises for her.love will be when I start up making chicken curry and end up makiing sambar.life will be the most beautiful then.will get every morning and thank god for the day because she is with me.I would like to say a lot..will tell later..,ham
1088  "FR'NDSHIP is like a needle of a clock. Though V r in d same clock, V r nt able 2 met. Evn if V meet,itz only 4few seconds. Bt V alwys stay conected. Gud 9t;-)",ham
1089  I don't think he has spatula hands!,ham
1090  You can never do NOTHING,ham
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1092  Goodmorning today i am late for  &lt;DECIMAL&gt; min.,ham
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1094  Please da call me any mistake from my side sorry da. Pls da goto doctor.,ham
1095  Where r we meeting?,ham
1096  "Well the weather in cali's great. But its complexities are great. You need a car to move freely, its taxes are outrageous. But all in all its a great place. The sad part is i missing home.",ham
1097  Now only i reached home. . . I am very tired now. . I will come tomorro,ham
1098  Ryder unsold.now gibbs.,ham
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1100  Don't fret. I'll buy the ovulation test strips and send them to you. You wont get them til like march. Can you send me your postal address.u'll be alright.Okay.,ham
1101  NO GIFTS!! You trying to get me to throw myself off a cliff or something?,ham
1102  Been up to ne thing interesting. Did you have a good birthday? When are u wrking nxt? I started uni today.,ham
1103  You busy or can I come by at some point and figure out what we're doing tomorrow,ham
1104  "Yeah go on then, bored and depressed sittin waitin for phone to ring... Hope the wind drops though, scary",ham
1105  Black shirt n blue jeans... I thk i c Ì_...,ham
1106  Aiyah sorry lor... I watch tv watch until i forgot 2 check my phone.,ham
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1108  on hen night. Going with a swing,ham
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1110  From someone not to smoke when every time I've smoked in the last two weeks is because of you calling or texting me that you wanted to smoke,ham
1111  No you'll just get a headache trying to figure it out. U can trust me to do the math. I promise. O:-),ham
1112  S s..first time..dhoni rocks...,ham
1113  Ok ill tell the company,ham
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1115  So that means you still think of teju,ham
1116  "No I'm good for the movie, is it ok if I leave in an hourish?",ham
1117  No no:)this is kallis home ground.amla home town is durban:),ham
1118  So lets make it saturday or monday as per convenience.,ham
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1129  Not tonight mate. Catching up on some sleep. This is my new number by the way. ,ham
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1145  Have you had a good day? Mine was really busy are you up to much tomorrow night?,ham
1146  And is there a way you can send shade's stuff to her. And she has been wonderful too.,ham
1147  Really... I tot ur paper ended long ago... But wat u copied jus now got use? U happy lar... I still haf 2 study :-(,ham
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1149  Babe ? I lost you ... :-(,ham
1150  Ok... Help me ask if she's working tmr a not?,ham
1151  I'm not driving... Raining! Then i'll get caught at e mrt station lor.,ham
1152  Not a drop in the tank,ham
1153  (That said can you text him one more time?),ham
1154  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
1155  Ok i go change also...,ham
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1157  Did u find a sitter for kaitlyn? I was sick and slept all day yesterday.,ham
1158  "Sorry man, accidentally left my phone on silent last night and didn't check it til I got up",ham
1159  Hey.. Something came up last min.. Think i wun be signing up tmr.. Hee,ham
1160  He's an adult and would learn from the experience. There's no real danger. I just dont like peeps using drugs they dont need. But no comment,ham
1161  Hey! There's veggie pizza... :/,ham
1162  Yun buying... But school got offer 2000 plus only...,ham
1163  You sure your neighbors didnt pick it up,ham
1164  K. I will sent it again,ham
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1167  Well. Im computerless. Time to make some oreo truffles,ham
1168  "Haha yeah I see that now, be there in a sec",ham
1169  I am not having her number sir,ham
1170  Lol now I'm after that hot air balloon!,ham
1171  Ok . . now i am in bus. . If i come soon i will come otherwise tomorrow,ham
1172  Msgs r not time pass.They silently say that I am thinking of U right now and also making U think of me at least 4 a moment. Gd nt.swt drms @Shesil,ham
1173  "Yeah, we can probably swing by once my roommate finishes up with his girl",ham
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1176  ÌÏ dun need to pick ur gf?,ham
1177  Yay! You better not have told that to 5 other girls either.,ham
1178  Horrible u eat macs eat until u forgot abt me already rite... U take so long 2 reply. I thk it's more toot than b4 so b prepared. Now wat shall i eat?,ham
1179  "Did he say how fantastic I am by any chance, or anything need a bigger life lift as losing the will 2 live, do you think I would be the first person 2 die from N V Q? ",ham
1180  Just nw i came to hme da..,ham
1181  "I'm outside islands, head towards hard rock and you'll run into me",ham
1182  To day class is there are no class.,ham
1183  I'm in chennai velachery:),ham
1184  You flippin your shit yet?,ham
1185  "K give me a sec, breaking a  &lt;#&gt;  at cstore",ham
1186  Am i that much bad to avoid like this?,ham
1187  "Yo, you around? Just got my car back",ham
1188  Annoying isn't it.,ham
1189  "Goodmorning, Today i am late for  &lt;#&gt; min.",ham
1190  There's no point hangin on to mr not right if he's not makin u happy,ham
1191  All will come alive.better correct any good looking figure there itself..,ham
1192  In that case I guess I'll see you at campus lodge,ham
1193  We're done...,ham
1194  Come to my home for one last time i wont do anything. Trust me.,ham
1195  I was up all night too worrying about this appt. It's a shame we missed a girls night out with quizzes popcorn and you doing my hair.,ham
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1197  Ok... C ya...,ham
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1199  What he said is not the matter. My mind saying some other matter is there.,ham
1200  He also knows about lunch menu only da. . I know,ham
1201  "Al he does is moan at me if n e thin goes wrong its my fault&al de arguments r my fault&fed up of him of himso y bother? Hav 2go, thanx.xx",ham
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1203  Otherwise had part time job na-tuition..,ham
1204  I know she called me,ham
1205  "Me also da, i feel yesterday night  wait til 2day night dear.",ham
1206  Thanks for understanding. I've been trying to tell sura that.,ham
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1208  The whole car appreciated the last two! Dad and are having a map reading semi argument but apart from that things are going ok. P.,ham
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1210  I need you to be in my strong arms...,ham
1211  Also maaaan are you missing out,ham
1212  His bday real is in april .,ham
1213  Guessin you ain't gonna be here before 9?,ham
1214  Ok then i will come to ur home after half an hour,ham
1215  "Yo, the game almost over? Want to go to walmart soon",ham
1216  "Yeah, probably but not sure. Ilol let u know, but personally I wuldnt bother, then again if ur goin to then I mite as well!!",ham
1217  I'll text now! All creepy like so he won't think that we forgot,ham
1218  "that would be good ‰Û_ I'll phone you tomo lunchtime, shall I, to organise something?",ham
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1220  "Damn, can you make it tonight or do you want to just wait til tomorrow",ham
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1224  Prakesh is there know.,ham
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1232  Jus ans me lar. U'll noe later.,ham
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1234  have got * few things to do. may be in * pub later.,ham
1235  1's finish meeting call me.,ham
1236  Lol ok. I'll snatch her purse too.,ham
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1239  How much are we getting?,ham
1240  Is ur paper in e morn or aft tmr?,ham
1241  "Dear relieved of westonzoyland, all going to plan this end too!",ham
1242  Hope you are having a great new semester. Do wish you the very best. You are made for greatness.,ham
1243  Oh yes I can speak txt 2 u no! Hmm. Did u get  email?,ham
1244  "I want to show you the world, princess :) how about europe?",ham
1245  Nobody can decide where to eat and dad wants Chinese,ham
1246  No shoot me. I'm in the docs waiting room. :/,ham
1247  Now? I'm going out 4 dinner soon..,ham
1248  Hello which the site to download songs its urgent pls,ham
1249  "I do know what u mean,  is the king of not havin credit! I'm goin2bed now. Night night sweet! Only1more sleep! ",ham
1250  Horrible gal. Me in sch doing some stuff. How come u got mc?,ham
1251  "HI HUN! IM NOT COMIN 2NITE-TELL EVERY1 IM SORRY 4 ME, HOPE U AVA GOODTIME!OLI RANG MELNITE IFINK IT MITE B SORTED,BUT IL EXPLAIN EVERYTHIN ON MON.L8RS.x",ham
1252  "I call you later, don't have network. If urgnt, sms me.",ham
1253  Ummmmmaah Many many happy returns of d day my dear sweet heart.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear,ham
1254  Please CALL 08712402779 immediately as there is an urgent message waiting for you,spam
1255  Yeah like if it goes like it did with my friends imma flip my shit in like half an hour,ham
1256  Mum say we wan to go then go... Then she can shun bian watch da glass exhibition... ,ham
1257  What your plan for pongal?,ham
1258  Just wait till end of march when el nino gets himself. Oh.,ham
1259  "Not yet chikku..going to room nw, i'm in bus..",ham
1260  Am also doing in cbe only. But have to pay.,ham
1261  Honey boo I'm missing u.,ham
1262  "We have sent JD for Customer Service cum Accounts Executive to ur mail id, For details contact us",ham
1263  "Yo, I'm at my parents' gettin cash. Good news: we picked up a downstem",ham
1264  "Thank you so much. When we skyped wit kz and sura, we didnt get the pleasure of your company. Hope you are good. We've given you ultimatum oh! We are countin down to aburo. Enjoy!",ham
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1266  Ok. No wahala. Just remember that a friend in need ...,ham
1267  I will see in half an hour,ham
1268  "Im in inperialmusic listening2the weirdest track ever byåÓleafcutter johnåÓ-sounds like insects being molested&someone plumbing,remixed by evil men on acid!",ham
1269  \Hey sorry I didntgive ya a a bellearlier hunny,ham
1270  SERIOUSLY. TELL HER THOSE EXACT WORDS RIGHT NOW.,ham
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1272  "Tee hee. Off to lecture, cheery bye bye.",ham
1273  "Sorry chikku, my cell got some problem thts y i was nt able to reply u or msg u..",ham
1274  If you still havent collected the dough pls let me know so i can go to the place i sent it to get the control number,ham
1275  Ok...,ham
1276  network operator. The service is free. For T & C's visit 80488.biz,spam
1277  Let me know how to contact you. I've you settled in a room. Lets know you are ok.,ham
1278  Wot u up 2 u weirdo?,ham
1279  Can do lor...,ham
1280  Dont put your phone on silent mode ok,ham
1281  Can i meet Ì_ at 5.. As 4 where depends on where Ì_ wan 2 in lor..,ham
1282  Waiting 4 my tv show 2 start lor... U leh still busy doing ur report?,ham
1283  Oh ho. Is this the first time u use these type of words,ham
1284  Am I the only one who doesn't stalk profiles?,ham
1285  "Ever green quote ever told by Jerry in cartoon \A Person Who Irritates u Always Is the one Who Loves u Vry Much But Fails to Express It...!..!! :-) :-) gud nyt""",ham
1286  Yes i thought so. Thanks.,ham
1287  But if she.s drinkin i'm ok.,ham
1288  "Just wondering, the others just took off",ham
1289  "Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay. Gud mrng",ham
1290  "What do you do, my dog ? Must I always wait till the end of your day to have word from you ? Did you run out of time on your cell already?",ham
1291  Happy new year to u too!,ham
1292  "Hey...Great deal...Farm tour 9am to 5pm $95/pax, $50 deposit by 16 May",ham
1293  Eat jap done oso aft ur lect wat... ÌÏ got lect at 12 rite... ,ham
1294  "Hey babe! I saw you came online for a second and then you disappeared, what happened ?",ham
1295  Da my birthdate in certificate is in april but real date is today. But dont publish it. I shall give you a special treat if you keep the secret. Any way thanks for the wishes,ham
1296  Happy birthday... May all ur dreams come true...,ham
1297  Aiyah u did ok already lar. E nydc at wheellock?,ham
1298  TELL HER I SAID EAT SHIT.,ham
1299  Sure! I am driving but will reach my destination soon.,ham
1300  "K so am I, how much for an 8th? Fifty?",ham
1301  Your daily text from me ‰ÛÒ a favour this time,ham
1302  Great to hear you are settling well. So what's happenin wit ola?,ham
1303  Those cocksuckers. If it makes you feel better ipads are worthless garbage novelty items and you should feel bad for even wanting one,ham
1304  I tot u reach liao. He said t-shirt.,ham
1305  "FRAN I DECIDED 2 GO N E WAY IM COMPLETELY BROKE AN KNACKERED I GOT UP BOUT 3 C U 2MRW LOVE JANX P.S THIS IS MY DADS FONE, -NO CREDIT",ham
1306  I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message,ham
1307  Your right! I'll make the appointment right now.,ham
1308  Designation is software developer and may be she get chennai:),ham
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1311  I jokin oni lar.. ÌÏ busy then i wun disturb Ì_.,ham
1312  "Ok, be careful ! Don't text and drive !",ham
1313  "I.ll always be there, even if its just in spirit. I.ll get a bb soon. Just trying to be sure i need it.",ham
1314  U r too much close to my heart. If u go away i will be shattered. Plz stay with me.,ham
1315  I love u 2 babe! R u sure everything is alrite. Is he being an idiot? Txt bak girlie,ham
1316  How abt making some of the pics bigger?,ham
1317  Got but got 2 colours lor. One colour is quite light n e other is darker lor. Actually i'm done she's styling my hair now.,ham
1318  "Whenevr ur sad, Whenevr ur gray, Remembr im here 2 listn 2 watevr u wanna say, Jus walk wid me a little while,&amp; I promise I'll bring back ur smile.:-)",ham
1319  Why nothing. Ok anyway give me treat,ham
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1321  Ok...,ham
1322  Correct. So how was work today,ham
1323  "Just sent again. Do you scream and moan in bed, princess?",ham
1324  "I wake up long ago already... Dunno, what other thing?",ham
1325  Oh just getting even with u.... u?,ham
1326  I thk 50 shd be ok he said plus minus 10.. Did Ì_ leave a line in between paragraphs?,ham
1327  Can you call me plz. Your number shows out of coveragd area. I have urgnt call in vasai &amp; have to reach before 4'o clock so call me plz,ham
1328  Yeah jay's sort of a fucking retard,ham
1329  "Sorry, was in the bathroom, sup",ham
1330  Ur balance is now å£500. Ur next question is: Who sang 'Uptown Girl' in the 80's ? 2 answer txt ur ANSWER to 83600. Good luck!,spam
1331  My exam is for february 4. Wish you a great day.,ham
1332  I dont know what to do to come out of this so only am ask questions like this dont mistake me.,ham
1333  "Aight no rush, I'll ask jay",ham
1334  Good Morning plz call me sir,ham
1335  It's ok lar. U sleep early too... Nite...,ham
1336  "Oh... Icic... K lor, den meet other day...",ham
1337  "Oh ! A half hour is much longer in Syria than Canada, eh ? Wow you must get SO much more work done in a day than us with all that extra time ! *grins*",ham
1338  "Sometimes we put walls around our hearts,not just to be safe from getting hurt.. But to find out who cares enough to break the walls &amp; get closer.. GOODNOON:)",ham
1339  "Sweet, we may or may not go to 4U to meet carlos so gauge patty's interest in that",ham
1340  Then she buying today? ÌÏ no need to c meh...,ham
1341  Aight sorry I take ten years to shower. What's the plan?,ham
1342  Every monday..nxt week vl be completing..,ham
1343  Might ax well im there.,ham
1344  Just chill for another 6hrs. If you could sleep the pain is not a surgical emergency so see how it unfolds. Okay,ham
1345  Yeah I'll try to scrounge something up,ham
1346  Crazy ar he's married. ÌÏ like gd looking guys not me. My frens like say he's korean leona's fave but i dun thk he is. Aft some thinking mayb most prob i'll go.,ham
1347  Were somewhere on Fredericksburg,ham
1348  Que pases un buen tiempo or something like that,ham
1349  Is it ok if I stay the night here? Xavier has a sleeping bag and I'm getting tired,ham
1350  She doesnt need any test.,ham
1351  "Nothing much, chillin at home. Any super bowl plan?",ham
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1353  Bugis oso near wat... ,ham
1354  Yo theres no class tmrw right?,ham
1355  Let Ur Heart Be Ur Compass Ur Mind Ur Map Ur Soul Ur Guide And U Will Never loose in world....gnun - Sent via WAY2SMS.COM,ham
1356  "Goodnight, sleep well da please take care pa. Please.",ham
1357  Baaaaabe! I misss youuuuu ! Where are you ? I have to go and teach my class at 5 ...,ham
1358  Convey my regards to him,ham
1359  U ned to convince him tht its not possible witot hurting his feeling its the main,ham
1360  "Good afternoon loverboy ! How goes you day ? Any luck come your way? I think of you, sweetie and send my love across the sea to make you smile and happy",ham
1361  If i start sending blackberry torch to nigeria will you find buyer for me?like 4a month. And tell dad not to buy bb from anyone oh.,ham
1362  "&lt;#&gt; %of pple marry with their lovers... becz they hav gud undrstndng dat avoids problems. i sent dis 2 u, u wil get gud news on friday by d person you like. And tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Dont break this chain. If you break you will suffer. send this to  &lt;#&gt;  frnds in &lt;#&gt;  mins whn u read...",ham
1363  Yo dude guess who just got arrested the other day,ham
1364  Shuhui say change 2 suntec steamboat? U noe where? Where r u now?,ham
1365  What does the dance river do?,ham
1366  "Yetunde, i'm sorry but moji and i seem too busy to be able to go shopping. Can you just please find some other way to get what you wanted us to get. Please forgive me. You can reply free via yahoo messenger.",ham
1367  Hey i will be really pretty late... You want to go for the lesson first? I will join you. I'm only reaching tp mrt,ham
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1369  Bbq this sat at mine from 6ish. Ur welcome 2 come,ham
1370  "I don't know, same thing that's wrong everyso often, he panicks starts goin on bout not bein good enough ‰Û_",ham
1371  Alright. I'm out--have a good night!,ham
1372  Did you try making another butt.,ham
1373  Hope you are feeling great. Pls fill me in. Abiola,ham
1374  I though we shd go out n have some fun so bar in town or something ‰ÛÒ sound ok?,ham
1375  "1) Go to write msg 2) Put on Dictionary mode 3)Cover the screen with hand, 4)Press  &lt;#&gt; . 5)Gently remove Ur hand.. Its interesting..:)",ham
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1378  We're finally ready fyi,ham
1379  Auntie huai juan never pick up her phone,ham
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1381  "Ya tel, wats ur problem..",ham
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1383  i dnt wnt to tlk wid u,ham
1384  "We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us.. But what we forget is.. \paths are made by walking.. not by waiting..\"" Goodnight!""",ham
1385  Its ok my arm is feeling weak cuz i got a shot so we can go another time,ham
1386  Please reserve ticket on saturday eve from chennai to thirunelvali and again from tirunelvali to chennai on sunday eve...i already see in net..no ticket available..i want to book ticket through tackle ..,ham
1387  "Storming msg: Wen u lift d phne, u say \HELLO\"" Do u knw wt is d real meaning of HELLO?? . . . It's d name of a girl..! . . . Yes.. And u knw who is dat girl?? \""Margaret Hello\"" She is d girlfrnd f Grahmbell who invnted telphone... . . . . Moral:One can 4get d name of a person",ham
1388  That's ok. I popped in to ask bout something and she said you'd been in. Are you around tonght wen this girl comes?,ham
1389  All e best 4 ur exam later.,ham
1390  Hope ur head doesn't hurt 2 much ! Am ploughing my way through a pile of ironing ! Staying in with a chinky tonight come round if you like.,ham
1391  Oh k.i think most of wi and nz players unsold.,ham
1392  "Haha... Where got so fast lose weight, thk muz go 4 a month den got effect... Gee,later we go aust put bk e weight.",ham
1393  "I wonder how you got online, my love ? Had you gone to the net cafe ? Did you get your phone recharged ? Were you on a friends net ? I think of you, boytoy",ham
1394  "Haha just kidding, papa needs drugs",ham
1395  "Thk shld b can... Ya, i wana go 4 lessons... Haha, can go for one whole stretch...",ham
1396  Oh ok..,ham
1397  R we still meeting 4 dinner tonight?,ham
1398  Thats cool! I am a gentleman and will treat you with dignity and respect.,ham
1399  Shall i start from hear.,ham
1400  Then we wait 4 u lor... No need 2 feel bad lar...,ham
1401  No did you check? I got his detailed message now,ham
1402  You have registered Sinco as Payee. Log in at icicibank.com and enter URN  &lt;#&gt;  to confirm. Beware of frauds. Do NOT share or disclose URN to anyone.,ham
1403  "No, I decided that only people who care about stuff vote and caring about stuff is for losers",ham
1404  Kaiez... Enjoy ur tuition... Gee... Thk e second option sounds beta... I'll go yan jiu den msg u...,ham
1405  You have registered Sinco as Payee. Log in at icicibank.com and enter URN  &lt;#&gt;  to confirm. Beware of frauds. Do NOT share or disclose URN to anyone.,ham
1406  cool. We will have fun practicing making babies!,ham
1407  Actually getting ready to leave the house.,ham
1408  K..k..any special today?,ham
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1410  Then we gotta do it after that,ham
1411  "I've got ten bucks, jay is being noncomittal",ham
1412  Where at were hungry too,ham
1413  Pls speak to that customer machan.,ham
1414  somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite &amp; sweet dreams,ham
1415  "Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da.",ham
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1417  So wats ur opinion abt him and how abt is character?,ham
1418  Jay is snickering and tells me that x is totally fucking up the chords as we speak,ham
1419  No..few hours before.went to hair cut .,ham
1420  No wonder... Cos i dun rem seeing a silver car... But i thk i saw a black one...,ham
1421  Lmao. Take a pic and send it to me.,ham
1422  "\Speak only when you feel your words are better than the silence...\"" Gud mrng:-)""",ham
1423  No. She's currently in scotland for that.,ham
1424  Do you work all this week ?,ham
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1426  Lol great now im getting hungry.,ham
1427  Yes.. now only saw your message..,ham
1428  I'll be at mu in like  &lt;#&gt;  seconds,ham
1429  Ok...,ham
1430  THING R GOOD THANX GOT EXAMS IN MARCH IVE DONE NO REVISION? IS FRAN STILL WITH BOYF? IVE GOTTA INTERVIW 4 EXETER BIT WORRIED!x,ham
1431  "Tell you what, if you make a little spreadsheet and track whose idea it was to smoke to determine who \smokes too much\"" for the entire month of february",ham
1432  For sale - arsenal dartboard. Good condition but no doubles or trebles!,spam
1433  Don't look back at the building because you have no coat and i don't want you to get more sick. Just hurry home and wear a coat to the gym!!!,ham
1434  "My painful personal thought- \I always try to keep everybody happy all the time. But nobody recognises me when i am alone\""""",ham
1435  Thanks for ve lovely wisheds. You rock,ham
1436  You intrepid duo you! Have a great time and see you both soon. ,ham
1437  I asked sen to come chennai and search for job.,ham
1438  Dad went out oredi... ,ham
1439  "I jus hope its true that  missin me cos i'm really missin him! You haven't done anything to feel guilty about, yet.",ham
1440  Wat so late still early mah. Or we juz go 4 dinner lor. Aiya i dunno...,ham
1441  "Arms fine, how's Cardiff and uni? ",ham
1442  In fact when do you leave? I think addie goes back to school tues or wed,ham
1443  "Cool breeze... Bright sun... Fresh flower... Twittering birds... All these waiting to wish u: \GOODMORNING &amp; HAVE A NICE DAY\"" :)""",ham
1444  Ya:)going for restaurant..,ham
1445  "Its ok., i just askd did u knw tht no?",ham
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1447  Those ducking chinchillas,ham
1448  I am in a marriage function,ham
1449  Looks like u wil b getting a headstart im leaving here bout 2.30ish but if u r desperate for my company I could head in earlier-we were goin to meet in rummer.,ham
1450  Don‰Û÷t give a flying monkeys wot they think and I certainly don‰Û÷t mind. Any friend of mine and all that!,ham
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1452  say thanks2. ,ham
1453  Msg me when rajini comes.,ham
1454  Ya! when are Ì_ taking ure practical lessons? I start in june..  ,ham
1455  "That's good, because I need drugs",ham
1456  Stupid.its not possible,ham
1457  Can Ì_ all decide faster cos my sis going home liao..,ham
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1459  U sleeping now.. Or you going to take? Haha.. I got spys wat.. Me online checking n replying mails lor..,ham
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1461  "Fighting with the world is easy, u either win or lose bt fightng with some1 who is close to u is dificult if u lose - u lose if u win - u still lose.",ham
1462  Bought one ringtone and now getting texts costing 3 pound offering more tones etc,spam
1463  "Yalru lyfu astne chikku.. Bt innu mundhe lyf ali halla ke bilo (marriage)program edhae, so lyf is nt yet ovr chikku..ali vargu lyfu meow meow:-D",ham
1464  Kinda. First one gets in at twelve! Aah. Speak tomo,ham
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1466  Ok good then i later come find Ì_... C lucky i told Ì_ to go earlier... Later pple take finish Ì_ no more again...,ham
1467  Wat makes u thk i'll fall down. But actually i thk i'm quite prone 2 falls. Lucky my dad at home i ask him come n fetch me already.,ham
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1470  I wont touch you with out your permission.,ham
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1472  "7 wonders in My WORLD 7th You 6th Ur style 5th Ur smile 4th Ur Personality 3rd Ur Nature 2nd Ur SMS and 1st \Ur Lovely Friendship\""... good morning dear""",ham
1473  Take some small dose tablet for fever,ham
1474  Oh. U must have taken your REAL Valentine out shopping first.,ham
1475  "Just sent you an email ‰ÛÒ to an address with incomm in it, is that right?",ham
1476  "Will do, you gonna be at blake's all night? I might be able to get out of here a little early",ham
1477  "Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn\'t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and e",ham
1478  "Nice. Wait...should you be texting right now? I'm not gonna pay your ticket, ya know!",ham
1479  I'm watching lotr w my sis dis aft. So u wan 2 meet me 4 dinner at nite a not?,ham
1480  Why you keeping me away like this,ham
1481  I think its far more than that but find out. Check google maps for a place from your dorm.,ham
1482  My trip was ok but quite tiring lor. Uni starts today but it's ok 4 me cos i'm not taking any modules but jus concentrating on my final yr project.,ham
1483  Have you always been saying welp?,ham
1484  "I'm a guy, browsin is compulsory",ham
1485  Ok...,ham
1486  Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng musthu,ham
1487  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
1488  "(I should add that I don't really care and if you can't I can at least get this dude to fuck off but hey, your money if you want it)",ham
1489  "Hello lover! How goes that new job? Are you there now? Are you happy? Do you think of me? I wake, my slave and send you a teasing kiss from across the sea",ham
1490  I told your number to gautham..,ham
1491  Tell them no need to investigate about me anywhere.,ham
1492  Ok i juz receive..,ham
1493  "Cant believe i said so many things to you this morning when all i really wanted to say was good morning, i love you! Have a beautiful morning. See you in the library later.",ham
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1495  In the end she might still vomit but its okay. Not everything will come out.,ham
1496  How are you with moneY...as in to you...money aint a thing....how are you sha!,ham
1497  It has everything to do with the weather. Keep extra warm. Its a cold but nothing serious. Pls lots of vitamin c,ham
1498  Hey gals.. Anyone of u going down to e driving centre tmr?,ham
1499  I'm always on yahoo messenger now. Just send the message to me and i.ll get it you may have to send it in the mobile mode sha but i.ll get it. And will reply.,ham
1500  I'm putting it on now. It should be ready for  &lt;TIME&gt; ,ham
1501  "Time n Smile r the two crucial things in our life. Sometimes time makes us to forget smile, and sometimes someone's smile makes us to forget time gud noon",ham
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1503  Host-based IDPS for linux systems.,ham
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1505  Don no da:)whats you plan?,ham
1506  Ill be there on  &lt;#&gt;  ok.,ham
1507  Oh my God. I'm almost home,ham
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1510  "Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da.",ham
1511  Sounds like something that someone testing me would sayy,ham
1512  When u love someone Dont make them to love u as much as u do. But Love them so much that they dont want to be loved by anyone except you... Gud nit.,ham
1513  "Pete,is this your phone still? Its Jenny from college and Leanne.what are you up to now?:)",ham
1514  Oops sorry. Just to check that you don't mind picking me up tomo at half eight from station. Would that be ok?,ham
1515  "Hey sweet, I was wondering when you had a moment if you might come to me ? I want to send a file to someone but it won't go over yahoo for them because their connection sucks, remember when you set up that page for me to go to and download the format disc ? Could you tell me how to do that ? Or do you know some other way to download big files ? Because they can download stuff directly from the internet. Any help would be great, my prey ... *teasing kiss*",ham
1516  Hows the champ just leaving glasgow!,ham
1517  K:)all the best:)congrats...,ham
1518  I wonder if you'll get this text?,ham
1519  I need to come home and give you some good lovin...,ham
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1521  Shall i ask one thing if you dont mistake me.,ham
1522  Check wid corect speling i.e. Sarcasm,ham
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1524  Are you angry with me. What happen dear,ham
1525  I thk u dun haf 2 hint in e forum already lor... Cos i told ron n darren is going 2 tell shuhui.,ham
1526  Yup ok thanx...,ham
1527  Hi:)cts employee how are you?,ham
1528  Pls pls find out from aunt nike.,ham
1529  "Wow ... I love you sooo much, you know ? I can barely stand it ! I wonder how your day goes and if you are well, my love ... I think of you and miss you",ham
1530  No screaming means shouting..,ham
1531  Hey what happen de. Are you alright.,ham
1532  Should I have picked up a receipt or something earlier,ham
1533  I think chennai well settled?,ham
1534  Oh dang! I didn't mean o send that to you! Lol!,ham
1535  Unfortunately i've just found out that we have to pick my sister up from the airport that evening so don't think i'll be going out at all. We should try to go out one of th,ham
1536  Horrible bf... I now v hungry...,ham
1537  Remember on that day..,ham
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1539  How's it feel? Mr. Your not my real Valentine just my yo Valentine even tho u hardly play!!,ham
1540  All sounds good. Fingers . Makes it difficult to type,ham
1541  Midnight at the earliest,ham
1542  You're not sure that I'm not trying to make xavier smoke because I don't want to smoke after being told I smoke too much?,ham
1543  K come to nordstrom when you're done,ham
1544  Do u konw waht is rael FRIENDSHIP Im gving yuo an exmpel: Jsut ese tihs msg.. Evrey splleing of tihs msg is wrnog.. Bt sitll yuo can raed it wihtuot ayn mitsake.. GOODNIGHT &amp; HAVE A NICE SLEEP..SWEET DREAMS..,ham
1545  Now press conference da:),ham
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1547  After completed degree. There is no use in joining finance.,ham
1548  "Good afternoon, my love ! Any job prospects ? Are you missing me ? What do you do ? Are you being lazy and bleak, hmmm ? Or happy and filled with my love ?",ham
1549  Shant disturb u anymore... Jia you...,ham
1550  Bishan lar nearer... No need buy so early cos if buy now i gotta park my car...,ham
1551  "Me, i dont know again oh",ham
1552  Dude sux for snake. He got old and raiden got buff,ham
1553  He says hi and to get your ass back to south tampa (preferably at a kegger),ham
1554  In e msg jus now. U said thanks for gift.,ham
1555  U too...,ham
1556  Ok how you dear. Did you call chechi,ham
1557  Yeah we do totes. When u wanna?,ham
1558  Ok i found dis pierre cardin one which looks normal costs 20 its on sale.,ham
1559  Good sleep is about rhythm. The person has to establish a rhythm that the body will learn and use. If you want to know more :-),ham
1560  Wat r u doing?,ham
1561  Message from . I am at Truro Hospital on ext. You can phone me here. as I have a phone by my side,ham
1562  "Single line with a big meaning::::: \Miss anything 4 ur \""Best Life\"" but",ham
1563  "Just got some gas money, any chance you and the gang want to go on a grand nature adventure?",ham
1564  Dnt worry...use ice pieces in a cloth pack.also take 2 tablets.,ham
1565  Dude just saw a parked car with its sunroof popped up. Sux,ham
1566  Get ready to put on your excellent sub face :),ham
1567  Tmrw. Im finishing 9 doors,ham
1568  "The  &lt;#&gt; g that i saw a few days ago, the guy wants sell wifi only for  &lt;#&gt;  and with 3g for  &lt;#&gt; . That's why i blanked him.",ham
1569  I am late. I will be there at,ham
1570  "whatever, im pretty pissed off.",ham
1571  Today is ACCEPT DAY..U Accept me as? Brother Sister Lover Dear1 Best1 Clos1 Lvblefrnd Jstfrnd Cutefrnd Lifpartnr Belovd Swtheart Bstfrnd No rply means enemy,ham
1572  I dont have that much image in class.,ham
1573  No:-)i got rumour that you going to buy apartment in chennai:-),ham
1574  Near kalainar tv office.thenampet,ham
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1577  My sis is catching e show in e afternoon so i'm not watching w her. So c u wan 2 watch today or tmr lor.,ham
1578  "Sounds gd... Haha... Can... Wah, u yan jiu so fast liao...",ham
1579  No. To be nosy I guess. Idk am I over reacting if I'm freaked?,ham
1580  "Remember all those whom i hurt during days of satanic imposter in me.need to pay a price,so be it.may destiny keep me going and as u said pray that i get the mind to get over the same.",ham
1581  How to Make a girl Happy? It's not at all difficult to make girls happy. U only need to be... 1. A friend 2. Companion 3. Lover 4. Chef . . .  &lt;#&gt; . Good listener  &lt;#&gt; . Organizer  &lt;#&gt; . Good boyfriend  &lt;#&gt; . Very clean  &lt;#&gt; . Sympathetic  &lt;#&gt; . Athletic  &lt;#&gt; . Warm . . .  &lt;#&gt; . Courageous  &lt;#&gt; . Determined  &lt;#&gt; . True  &lt;#&gt; . Dependable  &lt;#&gt; . Intelligent . . .  &lt;#&gt; . Psychologist  &lt;#&gt; . Pest exterminator  &lt;#&gt; . Psychiatrist  &lt;#&gt; . Healer . .  &lt;#&gt; . Stylist  &lt;#&gt; . Driver . . Aaniye pudunga venaam..,ham
1582  "Why is that, princess? I bet the brothas are all chasing you!",ham
1583  "I shall book chez jules for half eight, if that's ok with you?",ham
1584  Hhahhaahahah rofl wtf nig was leonardo in your room or something,ham
1585  "Yep, at derek's house now, see you Sunday &lt;3",ham
1586  "It's cool, let me know before it kicks off around  &lt;#&gt; , I'll be out and about all day",ham
1587  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
1588  I was wondering if it would be okay for you to call uncle john and let him know that things are not the same in nigeria as they r here. That  &lt;#&gt;  dollars is 2years sent and that you know its a strain but i plan to pay back every dime he gives. Every dime so for me to expect anything from you is not practical. Something like that.,ham
1589  There are no other charges after transfer charges and you can withdraw anyhow you like,ham
1590  "Dont search love, let love find U. Thats why its called falling in love, bcoz U dont force yourself, U just fall and U know there is smeone to hold U... BSLVYL",ham
1591  At 4. Let's go to bill millers,ham
1592  I love you. You set my soul on fire. It is not just a spark. But it is a flame. A big rawring flame. XoXo,ham
1593  "Somewhr someone is surely made 4 u. And God has decided a perfect time to make u meet dat person. . . . till den, . . . . . Enjoy ur crushes..!!!;-)",ham
1594  That's my honeymoon outfit. :),ham
1595  Will it help if we propose going back again tomorrow,ham
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1597  Never blame a day in ur life. Good days give u happiness. Bad days give u experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! good morning.:,ham
1598  Pls confirm the time to collect the cheque.,ham
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1601  Daddy will take good care of you :),ham
1602  "Yeah probably, I still gotta check out with leo",ham
1603  K.then any other special?,ham
1604  Carlos is taking his sweet time as usual so let me know when you and patty are done/want to smoke and I'll tell him to haul ass,ham
1605  Ok pa. Nothing problem:-),ham
1606  Have you heard about that job? I'm going to that wildlife talk again tonight if u want2come. Its that2worzels and a wizzle or whatever it is?! ,ham
1607  "God picked up a flower and dippeditinaDEW, lovingly touched itwhichturnedinto u, and the he gifted tomeandsaid,THIS FRIEND IS 4U",ham
1608  When you came to hostel.,ham
1609  Ok no prob... I'll come after lunch then...,ham
1610  Jus telling u dat i'll b leaving 4 shanghai on 21st instead so we'll haf more time 2 meet up cya...,ham
1611  Are your freezing ? Are you home yet ? Will you remember to kiss your mom in the morning? Do you love me ? Do you think of me ? Are you missing me yet ?,ham
1612  You all ready for * big day tomorrow?,ham
1613  I'll probably be around mu a lot,ham
1614  645,ham
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1616  Thnx dude. u guys out 2nite?,ham
1617  Me sef dey laugh you. Meanwhile how's my darling anjie!,ham
1618  Mm i had my food da from out,ham
1619  "K, makes sense, btw carlos is being difficult so you guys are gonna smoke while I go pick up the second batch and get gas",ham
1620  Did u download the fring app?,ham
1621  The 2 oz guy is being kinda flaky but one friend is interested in picking up $ &lt;#&gt;  worth tonight if possible,ham
1622  Friends that u can stay on fb chat with,ham
1623  "Fuck babe, I miss you sooooo much !! I wish you were here to sleep with me ... My bed is so lonely ... I go now, to sleep ... To dream of you, my love ...",ham
1624  "Living is very simple.. Loving is also simple.. Laughing is too simple.. Winning is tooo simple.. But, being 'SIMPLE' is very difficult.. Gud nte.:-",ham
1625  U have a secret admirer who is looking 2 make contact with U-find out who they R*reveal who thinks UR so special-call on 09058094599,spam
1626  "Ah, well that confuses things, doesn‰Û÷t it?",ham
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1628  Hi Dear Call me its urgnt. I don't know whats your problem. You don't want to work or if you have any other problem at least tell me. Wating for your reply.,ham
1629  Dear how you. Are you ok?,ham
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1631  Yes princess! I want to make you happy...,ham
1632  Sounds like you have many talents! would you like to go on a dinner date next week?,ham
1633  I am going to film 2day da. At 6pm. Sorry da.,ham
1634  We not watching movie already. Xy wants 2 shop so i'm shopping w her now.,ham
1635  Hello my little party animal! I just thought I'd buzz you as you were with your friends ...*grins*... Reminding you were loved and send a naughty adoring kiss,ham
1636  Yesterday its with me only . Now am going home.,ham
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1638  "You have come into my life and brought the sun ..Shiny down on me, warming my heart. Putting a constant smile on my face ... Making me feel loved and cared for",ham
1639  "No shit, but I wasn't that surprised, so I went and spent the evening with that french guy I met in town here and we fooled around a bit but I didn't let him fuck me",ham
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1641  Great comedy..cant stop laughing da:),ham
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1643  "Alright, we're all set here, text the man",ham
1644  "Hi , where are you? We're at  and they're not keen to go out i kind of am but feel i shouldn't so can we go out tomo, don't mind do you?",ham
1645  Sleeping nt feeling well,ham
1646  U WILL SWITCH YOUR FONE ON DAMMIT!!,ham
1647  India have to take lead:),ham
1648  I.ll post her out l8r. In class,ham
1649  Thts wat Wright Brother did to fly..,ham
1650  "Evening * v good if somewhat event laden. Will fill you in, don't you worry ‰Û_ Head * ok but throat * wrecked. See you at six then!",ham
1651  If u laugh really loud.. If u talk spontaneously.. If u dont care what others feel.. U are probably with your dear &amp; best friends.. GOODEVENING Dear..:),ham
1652  ITS A LAPTOP TAKE IT WITH YOU.,ham
1653  I dont have any of your file in my bag..i was in work when you called me.i 'll tell you if i find anything in my room.,ham
1654  I wan but too early lei... Me outside now wun b home so early... Neva mind then...,ham
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1656  I was at bugis juz now wat... But now i'm walking home oredi... ÌÏ so late then reply... I oso saw a top dat i like but din buy... Where r Ì_ now? ,ham
1657  "Wishing you and your family Merry \X\"" mas and HAPPY NEW Year in advance..""",ham
1658  At 7 we will go ok na.,ham
1659  Yes I posted a couple of pics on fb. There's still snow outside too. I'm just waking up :),ham
1660  S:-)if we have one good partnership going we will take lead:),ham
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1662  "Yeah, where's your class at?",ham
1663  No just send to you. Bec you in temple na.,ham
1664  "You aren't coming home between class, right? I need to work out and shower!",ham
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1666  S but mostly not like that.,ham
1667  ÌÏ v ma fan...,ham
1668  Dunno cos i was v late n when i reach they inside already... But we ate spageddies lor... It's e gals who r laughing at me lor...,ham
1669  Guess who spent all last night phasing in and out of the fourth dimension,ham
1670  So now my dad is gonna call after he gets out of work and ask all these crazy questions.,ham
1671  "Yes..but they said its IT.,",ham
1672  Very hurting n meaningful lines ever: \I compromised everything for my love,ham
1673  Lmao!nice 1,ham
1674  Glad to see your reply.,ham
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1677  Nah dub but je still buff,ham
1678  Painful words- \I thought being Happy was the most toughest thing on Earth... But,ham
1679  "Yeah, that's fine! It's å£6 to get in, is that ok? ",ham
1680  Lol where do u come up with these ideas?,ham
1681  "So many people seems to be special at first sight, But only very few will remain special to you till your last sight.. Maintain them till life ends.. Sh!jas",ham
1682  "Today is \song dedicated day..\"" Which song will u dedicate for me? Send this to all ur valuable frnds but first rply me...""",ham
1683  Okay... We wait ah,ham
1684  Y lei?,ham
1685  HI BABE U R MOST LIKELY TO BE IN BED BUT IM SO SORRY ABOUT TONIGHT! I REALLY WANNA SEE U TOMORROW SO CALL ME AT 9. LOVE ME XXX,ham
1686  Already am squatting is the new way of walking,ham
1687  Do you want bold 2 or bb torch,ham
1688  Cramps stopped. Going back to sleep,ham
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1691  Nan sonathaya soladha. Why boss?,ham
1692  Bring tat cd don forget,ham
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1694  I don't know but I'm raping dudes at poker,ham
1695  Weightloss! No more girl friends. Make loads of money on ebay or something. And give thanks to God.,ham
1696  Was gr8 to see that message. So when r u leaving? Congrats dear. What school and wat r ur plans.,ham
1697  ÌÏ eatin later but i'm eatin wif my frens now lei... ÌÏ going home first? ,ham
1698  Finish already... Yar they keep saying i mushy... I so embarrassed ok...,ham
1699  "Sorry man, my stash ran dry last night and I can't pick up more until sunday",ham
1700  Hai priya are you right. What doctor said pa. Where are you.,ham
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1702  Ok...,ham
1703  Please ask mummy to call father,ham
1704  Can come my room but cannot come my house cos my house still messy... Haha...,ham
1705  I have lost 10 kilos as of today!,ham
1706  Just taste fish curry :-P,ham
1707  What can i do? Might accidant tookplace between somewhere ghodbandar rd. Traffic moves slovely. So plz slip &amp; don't worry.,ham
1708  Yun ah.now Ì_ wkg where?btw if Ì_ go nus sc. ÌÏ wana specialise in wad?,ham
1709  Yes! I am a one woman man! Please tell me your likes and dislikes in bed...,ham
1710  Was doing my test earlier. I appreciate you. Will call you tomorrow.,ham
1711  "How's my loverboy doing ? What does he do that keeps him from coming to his Queen, hmmm ? Doesn't he ache to speak to me ? Miss me desparately ?",ham
1712  U meet other fren dun wan meet me ah... Muz b a guy rite...,ham
1713  "(No promises on when though, haven't even gotten dinner yet)",ham
1714  I got your back! Do you have any dislikes in bed?,ham
1715  o turns out i had stereo love on mi phone under the unknown album.,ham
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1717  Yeah I don't see why not,ham
1718  Asking do u knw them or nt? May be ur frnds or classmates?,ham
1719  "Sorry about earlier. Putting out fires.Are you around to talk after 9? Or do you actually have a life, lol!",ham
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1721  "As in missionary hook up, doggy hook up, standing...|",ham
1722  Then u better go sleep.. Dun disturb u liao.. U wake up then msg me lor..,ham
1723  "Fighting with the world is easy, u either win or lose bt fightng with some1 who is close to u is dificult if u lose - u lose if u win - u still lose.",ham
1724  Am watching house ‰ÛÒ very entertaining ‰ÛÒ am getting the whole hugh laurie thing ‰ÛÒ even with the stick ‰ÛÒ indeed especially with the stick.,ham
1725  Thought praps you meant another one. Goodo! I'll look tomorrow ,ham
1726  "Hi Jon, Pete here, Ive bin 2 Spain recently & hav sum dinero left, Bill said u or ur åÔrents mayb interested in it, I hav 12,000pes, so around å£48, tb, James.",ham
1727  There bold 2  &lt;#&gt; . Is that yours,ham
1728  You know there is. I shall speak to you in  &lt;#&gt;  minutes then,ham
1729  "\ALRITE HUNNY!WOT U UP 2 2NITE? DIDNT END UP GOIN DOWN TOWN JUS DA PUB INSTEAD! JUS CHILLIN AT DA MO IN ME BEDROOM!LOVE JEN XXX.\""""",ham
1730  I went to project centre,ham
1731  As per your request 'Maangalyam (Alaipayuthe)' has been set as your callertune for all Callers. Press *9 to copy your friends Callertune,ham
1732  Lol yeah at this point I guess not,ham
1733  Doing project w frens lor. ,ham
1734  Lol. Well quality aint bad at all so i aint complaining,ham
1735  "K, can that happen tonight?",ham
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1737  "I think we're going to finn's now, come",ham
1738  Why tired what special there you had,ham
1739  I will come tomorrow di,ham
1740  I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message,ham
1741  K go and sleep well. Take rest:-).,ham
1742  U guys never invite me anywhere :(,ham
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1744  I can do that! I want to please you both inside and outside the bedroom...,ham
1745  "\EY! CALM DOWNON THEACUSATIONS.. ITXT U COS IWANA KNOW WOTU R DOIN AT THEW/END... HAVENTCN U IN AGES..RING ME IF UR UP4 NETHING SAT.LOVE J XXX.\""""",ham
1746  I love to wine and dine my lady!,ham
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1748  "IåÕm cool ta luv but v.tired 2 cause i have been doin loads of planning all wk, we have got our social services inspection at the nursery! Take care & spk sn x.",ham
1749  I don know account details..i will ask my mom and send you.my mom is out of reach now.,ham
1750  I think u have the wrong number.,ham
1751  Feel Yourself That You Are Always Happy.. Slowly It Becomes Your Habit &amp; Finally It Becomes Part Of Your Life.. Follow It.. Happy Morning &amp; Have A Happy Day:),ham
1752  DO NOT B LATE LOVE MUM,ham
1753  Got it..mail panren paru..,ham
1754  * Was thinking about chuckin ur red green n black trainners 2 save carryin them bac on train,ham
1755  Give one miss from that number please,ham
1756  Jus came back fr lunch wif my sis only. U leh?,ham
1757  How is your schedule next week? I am out of town this weekend.,ham
1758  Really good:)dhanush rocks once again:),ham
1759  Lmao ok I wont be needing u to do my hair anymore.,ham
1760  "Miss ya, need ya, want ya, love ya.",ham
1761  Sorry i'm not free...,ham
1762  Do u ever get a song stuck in your head for no reason and it won't go away til u listen to it like 5 times?,ham
1763  Nt yet chikku..simple habba..hw abt u?,ham
1764  "Got ur mail Dileep.thank you so muchand look forward to lots of support...very less contacts here,remember one venugopal you mentioned.tomorrow if not late,i shall try to come up till there.goodnight dear.",ham
1765  Sometimes Heart Remembrs someone Very much... Forgets someone soon... Bcoz Heart will not like everyone. But liked ones will be Remembered Everytime... BSLVYL,ham
1766  Joy's father is John. Then John is the NAME of Joy's father. Mandan,ham
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1768  Hi this is yijue... It's regarding the 3230 textbook it's intro to algorithms second edition... I'm selling it for $50...,ham
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1770  "K, want us to come by now?",ham
1771  How. Its a little difficult but its a simple way to enter this place,ham
1772  Ha... Both of us doing e same thing. But i got tv 2 watch. U can thk of where 2 go tonight or u already haf smth in mind...,ham
1773  Dont show yourself. How far. Put new pictures up on facebook.,ham
1774  Watching tv now. I got new job :),ham
1775  "Good afternoon sexy buns! How goes the job search ? I wake and you are my first thought as always, my love. I wish your fine and happy and know I adore you!",ham
1776  "I'm not coming over, do whatever you want",ham
1777  "Its ok chikku, and its my 1 of favourite song..:-)",ham
1778  Did u see what I posted on your Facebook?,ham
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1784  ";-( oh well, c u later",ham
1785  My uncles in Atlanta. Wish you guys a great semester.,ham
1786  No dear i do have free messages without any recharge. Hi hi hi,ham
1787  "Dont search love, let love find U. Thats why its called falling in love, bcoz U dont force yourself, U just fall and U know there is smeone to hold U... BSLVYL",ham
1788  I dun believe u. I thk u told him.,ham
1789  "Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes &amp; fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!",ham
1790  Yes:)sura in sun tv.:)lol.,ham
1791  Arun can u transfr me d amt,ham
1792  Takin a shower now but yeah I'll leave when I'm done,ham
1793  Am not working but am up to eyes in philosophy so will text u later when a bit more free for chat...,ham
1794  U havenåÕt lost me ill always b here 4u.i didnåÕt intend 2 hurt u but I never knew how u felt about me when Iwas+marine&thatåÕs what itried2tell urmom.i careabout u,ham
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1796  You bad girl. I can still remember them,ham
1797  How much i gave to you. Morning.,ham
1798  "I hope your alright babe? I worry that you might have felt a bit desparate when you learned the job was a fake ? I am here waiting when you come back, my love",ham
1799  "Hey, can you tell me blake's address? Carlos wanted me to meet him there but I got lost and he's not answering his phone",ham
1800  Can i get your opinion on something first?,ham
1801  That one week leave i put know that time. Why.,ham
1802  "If we hit it off, you can move in with me :)",ham
1803  excellent. I spent  &lt;#&gt;  years in the Air Force. Iraq and afghanistan. I am stable and honest. do you like traveling?,ham
1804  I wanna watch that movie,ham
1805  Ok lor thanx... ÌÏ in school?,ham
1806  I'm in class. Did you get my text.,ham
1807  The bus leaves at  &lt;#&gt; ,ham
1808  God bless.get good sleep my dear...i will pray!,ham
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1810  Do have a nice day today. I love you so dearly.,ham
1811  Aiyo a bit pai seh Ì_ noe... Scared he dun rem who i am then die... Hee... But he become better lookin oredi leh...,ham
1812  "Aight, I'll ask a few of my roommates",ham
1813  "Now, whats your house # again ? And do you have any beer there ?",ham
1814  Do Ì_ all wan 2 meet up n combine all the parts? How's da rest of da project going?,ham
1815  "\Getting tickets 4 walsall tue 6 th march. My mate is getting me them on sat. ill pay my treat. Want 2 go. Txt bak .Terry\""""",ham
1816  Yes we are chatting too.,ham
1817  HI ITS JESS I DONT KNOW IF YOU ARE AT WORK BUT CALL ME WHEN U CAN IM AT HOME ALL EVE. XXX,ham
1818  Sian... Aft meeting supervisor got work 2 do liao... U working now?,ham
1819  Are you going to write ccna exam this week??,ham
1820  Well i will watch shrek in 3D!!B),ham
1821  Am i that much dirty fellow?,ham
1822  Dunno dat's wat he told me. Ok lor...,ham
1823  I'll probably be by tomorrow (or even later tonight if something's going on),ham
1824  I couldn't say no as he is a dying man and I feel sad for him so I will go and I just wanted you to know I would probably be gone late into your night,ham
1825  If you're thinking of lifting me one then no.,ham
1826  Same as u... Dun wan... Y u dun like me already ah... Wat u doing now? Still eating?,ham
1827  Sent me ur email id soon,ham
1828  Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss dem!!!,ham
1829  "Dude. What's up. How Teresa. Hope you have been okay. When i didnt hear from these people, i called them and they had received the package since dec  &lt;#&gt; . Just thot you'ld like to know. Do have a fantastic year and all the best with your reading. Plus if you can really really Bam first aid for Usmle, then your work is done.",ham
1830  Hey gorgeous man. My work mobile number is. Have a good one babe. Squishy Mwahs.,ham
1831  May i call You later Pls,ham
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1833  That's the way you should stay oh.,ham
1834  Hello- thanx for taking that call. I got a job! Starts on monday!,ham
1835  What time is ur flight tmr?,ham
1836  When should I come over?,ham
1837  I have a rather prominent bite mark on my right cheek,ham
1838  * Will be september by then!,ham
1839  Are you wet right now?,ham
1840  And how's your husband.,ham
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1842  Are we doing the norm tomorrow? I finish just a 4.15 cos of st tests. Need to sort library stuff out at some point tomo - got letter from today - access til end march so i better get move on!,ham
1843  Yeah. I got a list with only u and Joanna if I'm feeling really anti social,ham
1844  I am in your office na.,ham
1845  "\Are you comingdown later?\""""",ham
1846  Super da:)good replacement for murali,ham
1847  Da is good good player.why he is unsold.,ham
1848  Hi. || Do u want | to join me with sts later? || Meeting them at five. || Call u after class.,ham
1849  Its on in engalnd! But telly has decided it won't let me watch it and mia and elliot were kissing! Damn it!,ham
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1851  I dont want to hear philosophy. Just say what happen,ham
1852  You got job in wipro:)you will get every thing in life in 2 or 3 years.,ham
1853  Then cant get da laptop? My matric card wif Ì_ lei... ,ham
1854  Dunno da next show aft 6 is 850. Toa payoh got 650.,ham
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1856  I just made some payments so dont have that much. Sorry. Would you want it fedex or the other way.,ham
1857  They did't play one day last year know even though they have very good team.. Like india.,ham
1858  K.:)you are the only girl waiting in reception ah?,ham
1859  "Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU &amp; I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people &amp; u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it...",ham
1860  I hate when she does this. She turns what should be a fun shopping trip into an annoying day of how everything would look in her house.,ham
1861  "Sir, i am waiting for your call.",ham
1862  What's up. Do you want me to come online?,ham
1863  "It could work, we'll reach a consensus at the next meeting",ham
1864  Aiyah then i wait lor. Then u entertain me. Hee...,ham
1865  "The last thing i ever wanted to do was hurt you. And i didn't think it would have. You'd laugh, be embarassed, delete the tag and keep going. But as far as i knew, it wasn't even up. The fact that you even felt like i would do it to hurt you shows you really don't know me at all. It was messy wednesday, but it wasn't bad. The problem i have with it is you HAVE the time to clean it, but you choose not to. You skype, you take pictures, you sleep, you want to go out. I don't mind a few things here and there, but when you don't make the bed, when you throw laundry on top of it, when i can't have a friend in the house because i'm embarassed that there's underwear and bras strewn on the bed, pillows on the floor, that's something else. You used to be good about at least making the bed.",ham
1866  I'll let you know when it kicks in,ham
1867  You call him now ok i said call him,ham
1868  Call to the number which is available in appointment. And ask to connect the call to waheed fathima.,ham
1869  Or Ì_ go buy wif him then i meet Ì_ later can?,ham
1870  Mmmm ... Fuck ... Not fair ! You know my weaknesses ! *grins* *pushes you to your knee's* *exposes my belly and pulls your head to it* Don't forget ... I know yours too *wicked smile*,ham
1871  Today my system sh get ready.all is well and i am also in the deep well,ham
1872  Mom wants to know where you at,ham
1873  "Aight, I'll text you when I'm back",ham
1874  Dont know supports ass and srt i thnk. I think ps3 can play through usb too,ham
1875  Oh ok i didnt know what you meant. Yep i am baby jontin,ham
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1879  Watching tv now. I got new job :),ham
1880  This pen thing is beyond a joke. Wont a Biro do? Don't do a masters as can't do this ever again! ,ham
1881  I AM AT A PARTY WITH ALEX NICHOLS,ham
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1883  Just seeing your missed call my dear brother. Do have a gr8 day.,ham
1884  Ok.. ÌÏ finishing soon?,ham
1885  "Sorry, I can't help you on this.",ham
1886  "Come to me, slave. Your doing it again ... Going into your shell and unconsciously avoiding me ... You are making me unhappy :-(",ham
1887  I love your ass! Do you enjoy doggy style? :),ham
1888  I think asking for a gym is the excuse for lazy people. I jog.,ham
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1891  No. On the way home. So if not for the long dry spell the season would have been over,ham
1892  I gotta collect da car at 6 lei.,ham
1893  Ok but knackered. Just came home and went to sleep! Not good at this full time work lark.,ham
1894  Probably earlier than that if the station's where I think it is,ham
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1896  Good Morning plz call me sir,ham
1897  "FreeMsg Hey U, i just got 1 of these video/pic fones, reply WILD to this txt & ill send U my pics, hurry up Im so bored at work xxx (18 150p/rcvd STOP2stop)",spam
1898  "Uh, heads up we don't have THAT much left",ham
1899  I tot u outside cos darren say u come shopping. Of course we nice wat. We jus went sim lim look at mp3 player.,ham
1900  "Aight, sounds good. When do you want me to come down?",ham
1901  Wat would u like 4 ur birthday?,ham
1902  I love working from home :),ham
1903  And miss vday the parachute and double coins??? U must not know me very well...,ham
1904  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
1905  My sister got placed in birla soft da:-),ham
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1907  Wah... Okie okie... Muz make use of e unlimited... Haha... ,ham
1908  "There're some people by mu, I'm at the table by lambda",ham
1909  And stop being an old man. You get to build snowman snow angels and snowball fights.,ham
1910  ELLO BABE U OK?,ham
1911  Hello beautiful r u ok? I've kinda ad a row wiv and he walked out the pub?? I wanted a night wiv u Miss u ,ham
1912  Then u going ikea str aft dat?,ham
1913  Becoz its  &lt;#&gt;  jan whn al the post ofice is in holiday so she cn go fr the post ofice...got it duffer,ham
1914  Lol grr my mom is taking forever with my prescription. Pharmacy is like 2 minutes away. Ugh.,ham
1915  For real tho this sucks. I can't even cook my whole electricity is out. And I'm hungry.,ham
1916  You want to go? ,ham
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1918  Its not that time of the month nor mid of the time?,ham
1919  Fffff. Can you text kadeem or are you too far gone,ham
1920  We not leaving yet. Ok lor then we go elsewhere n eat. U thk...,ham
1921  Is fujitsu s series lifebook good?,ham
1922  Yar i wanted 2 scold u yest but late already... I where got zhong se qing you? If u ask me b4 he ask me then i'll go out w u all lor. N u still can act so real.,ham
1923  Dont know you bring some food,ham
1924  No current and food here. I am alone also,ham
1925  I'll be in sch fr 4-6... I dun haf da book in sch... It's at home...,ham
1926  Hello. They are going to the village pub at 8 so either come here or there accordingly. Ok?,ham
1927  Ok,ham
1928  We don call like  &lt;#&gt;  times oh. No give us hypertension oh.,ham
1929  "Dont give a monkeys wot they think and i certainly don't mind. Any friend of mine&all that! Just don't sleep wiv , that wud be annoyin!",ham
1930  Omg it could snow here tonite!,ham
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1933  Carry on not disturbing both of you,ham
1934  What pa tell me.. I went to bath:-),ham
1935  Jus finished avatar nigro,ham
1936  R u over scratching it?,ham
1937  Hope you are having a great day.,ham
1938  Did either of you have any idea's? Do you know of anyplaces doing something?,ham
1939  My planning usually stops at \find hella weed,ham
1940  The fact that you're cleaning shows you know why i'm upset. Your priority is constantly \what i want to do,ham
1941  Excellent! Are you ready to moan and scream in ecstasy?,ham
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1943  Dude avatar 3d was imp. At one point i thought there were actually flies in the room and almost tried hittng one as a reflex,ham
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1945  K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:),ham
1946  I got lousy sleep. I kept waking up every 2 hours to see if my cat wanted to come in. I worry about him when its cold :(,ham
1947  "Yeah, I'll leave in a couple minutes &amp; let you know when I get to mu",ham
1948  Can Ì_ call me at 10:10 to make sure dat i've woken up...,ham
1949  Hey we can go jazz power yoga hip hop kb and yogasana ,ham
1950  The battery is for mr adewale my uncle. Aka Egbon,ham
1951  I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message,ham
1952  Wait 2 min..stand at bus stop,ham
1953  Oh ic. I thought you meant mary jane.,ham
1954  Haha... Really oh no... How? Then will they deduct your lesson tmr?,ham
1955  Nah im goin 2 the wrks with j wot bout u?,ham
1956  Then just eat a shit and wait for ur monkey face bitch.......... U asshole..................,ham
1957  Good night. Am going to sleep.,ham
1958  "Aight I'll grab something to eat too, text me when you're back at mu",ham
1959  K...k:)why cant you come here and search job:),ham
1960  Take something for pain. If it moves however to any side in the next 6hrs see a doctor.,ham
1961  "Lol ... Oh no babe, I wont be sliding into your place after midnight, but thanks for the invite",ham
1962  Howz that persons story,ham
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1964  LOL that would be awesome payback.,ham
1965  it to 80488. Your 500 free text messages are valid until 31 December 2005.,spam
1966  Yes :)it completely in out of form:)clark also utter waste.,ham
1967  "Honeybee Said: *I'm d Sweetest in d World* God Laughed &amp; Said: *Wait,U Havnt Met d Person Reading This Msg* MORAL: Even GOD Can Crack Jokes! GM+GN+GE+GN:)",ham
1968  Thanks. It was only from tescos but quite nice. All gone now. Speak soon ,ham
1969  What's a feathery bowa? Is that something guys have that I don't know about?,ham
1970  Even i cant close my eyes you are in me our vava playing umma :-D,ham
1971  2 laptop... I noe infra but too slow lar... I wan fast one,ham
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1973  Nvm it's ok...,ham
1974  Enjoy ur life. . Good night,ham
1975  Yes but can we meet in town cos will go to gep and then home. You could text at bus stop. And don't worry we'll have finished by march ‰Û_ ish!,ham
1976  I had askd u a question some hours before. Its answer,ham
1977  Thats cool. Where should i cum? On you or in you? :),ham
1978  Delhi and chennai still silent.,ham
1979  Lol alright i was thinkin that too haha,ham
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1981  No I'm in the same boat. Still here at my moms. Check me out on yo. I'm half naked.,ham
1982  Shhhhh nobody is supposed to know!,ham
1983  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
1984  "Sorry, I'll call later in meeting any thing related to trade please call Arul. &lt;#&gt; ",ham
1985  Hey i will be late... i'm at amk. Need to drink tea or coffee,ham
1986  I wnt to buy a BMW car urgently..its vry urgent.but hv a shortage of  &lt;#&gt; Lacs.there is no source to arng dis amt. &lt;#&gt; lacs..thats my prob,ham
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1988  The length is e same but e top shorter n i got a fringe now. I thk i'm not going liao. Too lazy. Dun wan 2 distract u also.,ham
1989  S..antha num corrct dane,ham
1990  No calls..messages..missed calls,ham
1991  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
1992  The basket's gettin full so I might be by tonight,ham
1993  HI DARLIN IVE JUST GOT BACK AND I HAD A REALLY NICE NIGHT AND THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE LIFT SEE U TOMORROW XXX,ham
1994  No other Valentines huh? The proof is on your fb page. Ugh I'm so glad I really DIDN'T watch your rupaul show you TOOL!,ham
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1996  Eh den sat u book e kb liao huh...,ham
1997  Have you been practising your curtsey?,ham
1998  Shall i come to get pickle,ham
1999  Lol boo I was hoping for a laugh,ham
2000  \YEH I AM DEF UP4 SOMETHING SAT,ham
2001  "Well, I have to leave for my class babe ... You never came back to me ... :-( ... Hope you have a nice sleep, my love",ham
2002  LMAO where's your fish memory when I need it?,ham
2003  But i'll b going 2 sch on mon. My sis need 2 take smth.,ham
2004  Idea will soon get converted to live:),ham
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2006  S....s...india going to draw the series after many years in south african soil..,ham
2007  "Goodmorning, today i am late for  &lt;DECIMAL&gt; min.",ham
2008  Can't take any major roles in community outreach. You rock mel,ham
2009  Shopping lor. Them raining mah hard 2 leave orchard.,ham
2010  Hi here. have birth at on the  to  at 8lb 7oz. Mother and baby doing brilliantly.,ham
2011  See the forwarding message for proof,ham
2012  "I can't keep going through this. It was never my intention to run you out, but if you choose to do that rather than keep the room clean so *I* don't have to say no to visitors, then maybe that's the best choice. Yes, I wanted you to be embarassed, so maybe you'd feel for once how I feel when i have a friend who wants to drop buy and i have to say no, as happened this morning. I've tried everything. I don't know what else to do.",ham
2013  Dunno lei... I thk mum lazy to go out... I neva ask her yet...,ham
2014  "Do whatever you want. You know what the rules are. We had a talk earlier this week about what had to start happening, you showing responsibility. Yet, every week it's can i bend the rule this way? What about that way? Do whatever. I'm tired of having thia same argument with you every week. And a  &lt;#&gt;  movie DOESNT inlude the previews. You're still getting in after 1.",ham
2015  "Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: \Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it..\"" GOODMORNING""",ham
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2017  Ambrith..madurai..met u in arun dha marrge..remembr?,ham
2018  Just re read it and I have no shame but tell me how he takes it and if he runs I will blame u 4 ever!! Not really 4 ever just a long time ,ham
2019  "Princess, is your kitty shaved or natural?",ham
2020  "Better than bb. If he wont use it, his wife will or them doctor",ham
2021  Ya it came a while ago,ham
2022  From tomorrow onwards eve 6 to 3 work.,ham
2023  Anything lor but toa payoh got place 2 walk meh...,ham
2024  "I don't have anybody's number, I still haven't thought up a tactful way to ask alex",ham
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2026  Is there any movie theatre i can go to and watch unlimited movies and just pay once?,ham
2027  U having lunch alone? I now so bored...,ham
2028  "Yes obviously, but you are the eggs-pert and the potato head‰Û_ Speak soon! ",ham
2029  "Nah man, my car is meant to be crammed full of people",ham
2030  No got new job at bar in airport on satsgettin 4.47per hour but means no lie in! keep in touch,ham
2031  Kallis is ready for bat in 2nd innings,ham
2032  Thanx but my birthday is over already.,ham
2033  "Ugh y can't u just apologize, admit u were wrong and ask me to take u back?",ham
2034  "I noe la... U wana pei bf oso rite... K lor, other days den...",ham
2035  "Yes, i'm small kid.. And boost is the secret of my energy..",ham
2036  IM GONNA MISS U SO MUCH,ham
2037  Is avatar supposed to have subtoitles,ham
2038  Simply sitting and watching match in office..,ham
2039  You can jot down things you want to remember later.,ham
2040  Oh sorry please its over,ham
2041  Hey are we going for the lo lesson or gym? ,ham
2042  "Dont pack what you can buy at any store.like cereals. If you must pack food, pack gari or something 9ja that you will miss.",ham
2043  You always make things bigger than they are,ham
2044  ÌÏ dun wan to watch infernal affair?,ham
2045  "Me not waking up until 4 in the afternoon, sup",ham
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2047  I can send you a pic if you like :),ham
2048  Okay... I booked all already... Including the one at bugis.,ham
2049  "Aight fuck it, I'll get it later",ham
2050  No de. But call me after some time. Ill tell you k,ham
2051  So dont use hook up any how,ham
2052  How much is blackberry bold2 in nigeria.,ham
2053  Hi where you. You in home or calicut?,ham
2054  Hey darlin.. i can pick u up at college if u tell me wen & where 2 mt.. love Pete xx,ham
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2056  "Oh... I was thkin of goin yogasana at 10 den no nd to go at 3 den can rush to parco 4 nb... Okie lor, u call me when ready...",ham
2057  Y so late but i need to go n get da laptop...,ham
2058  "Sir, I am waiting for your mail.",ham
2059  .Please charge my mobile when you get up in morning.,ham
2060  "Nothing, i got msg frm tht unknown no..",ham
2061  Ugh fuck it I'm resubbing to eve,ham
2062  He didn't see his shadow. We get an early spring yay,ham
2063  I did. One slice and one breadstick. Lol,ham
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2065  Is there any training tomorrow?,ham
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2067  Pass dis to all ur contacts n see wat u get! Red;i'm in luv wid u. Blue;u put a smile on my face. Purple;u r realy hot. Pink;u r so swt. Orange;i thnk i lyk u. Green;i realy wana go out wid u. Yelow;i wnt u bck. Black;i'm jealous of u. Brown;i miss you Nw plz giv me one color,ham
2068  Cos daddy arranging time c wat time fetch Ì_ mah...,ham
2069  Then. You are eldest know.,ham
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2071  Its hard to believe things like this. All can say lie but think twice before saying anything to me.,ham
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2074  Good night my dear.. Sleepwell&amp;Take care,ham
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2077  Yar lor actually we quite fast... Cos da ge slow wat... Haha...,ham
2078  Must come later.. I normally bathe him in da afternoon mah..,ham
2079  "Trust me. Even if isn't there, its there.",ham
2080  Hey hun-onbus goin 2 meet him. He wants 2go out 4a meal but I donyt feel like it cuz have 2 get last bus home!But hes sweet latelyxxx,ham
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2082  I can take you at like noon,ham
2083  Where is it. Is there any opening for mca.,ham
2084  I'm aight. Wat's happening on your side.,ham
2085  I'm done oredi...,ham
2086  "you are sweet as well, princess. Please tell me your likes and dislikes in bed...",ham
2087  How are you. Wish you a great semester,ham
2088  Moji i love you more than words. Have a rich day,ham
2089  Dude how do you like the buff wind.,ham
2090  \alright babe,ham
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2092  "No i'm not. I can't give you everything you want and need. You actually could do better for yourself on yor own--you've got more money than i do. I can't get work, i can't get a man, i can't pay the rent, i can't even fill my fucking gas tank. yes, i'm stressed and depressed. I didn't even call home for thanksgiving cuz i'll have to tell them i,m up to nothing.",ham
2093  S:-)kallis wont play in first two odi:-),ham
2094  Then get some cash together and I'll text jason,ham
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2098  "Probably, want to pick up more?",ham
2099  I'm done...,ham
2100  Are you the cutest girl in the world or what,ham
2101  "No dice, art class 6 thru 9 :( thanks though. Any idea what time I should come tomorrow?",ham
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2103  Oh Howda gud gud.. Mathe en samachara chikku:-),ham
2104  I thk 530 lor. But dunno can get tickets a not. Wat u doing now?,ham
2105  Audrie lousy autocorrect,ham
2106  Its a site to simulate the test. It just gives you very tough questions to test your readiness.,ham
2107  Anyway seriously hit me up when you're back because otherwise I have to light up with armand and he always has shit and/or is vomiting,ham
2108  I fetch yun or u fetch?,ham
2109  Thank you. I like you as well...,ham
2110  "Hmmm ... And imagine after you've come home from that having to rub my feet, make me dinner and help me get ready for my date ! Are you sure your ready for that kind of life ?",ham
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2112  Lara said she can loan me  &lt;#&gt; .,ham
2113  Do we have any spare power supplies,ham
2114  Yar he quite clever but aft many guesses lor. He got ask me 2 bring but i thk darren not so willing 2 go. Aiya they thk leona still not attach wat.,ham
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2116  "Yeah, don't go to bed, I'll be back before midnight",ham
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2118  Well I wasn't available as I washob nobbing with last night so they had to ask Nickey Platt instead of me!;,ham
2119  "It's that time of the week again, ryan",ham
2120  Wish u many many returns of the day.. Happy birthday vikky..,ham
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2122  I hope you know I'm still mad at you.,ham
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2124  In xam hall boy asked girl Tell me the starting term for dis answer I can den manage on my own After lot of hesitation n lookin around silently she said THE! intha ponnungale ipaditan;),ham
2125  Do you know when the result.,ham
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2127  "Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: \Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it..\"" GOOD NIGHT""",ham
2128  "Sorry im getting up now, feel really bad- totally rejected that kinda me thing.",ham
2129  You do got a shitload of diamonds though,ham
2130  Tessy..pls do me a favor. Pls convey my birthday wishes to Nimya..pls dnt forget it. Today is her birthday Shijas,ham
2131  Well I'm going to be an aunty!,ham
2132  Mine here like all fr china then so noisy.,ham
2133  Later i guess. I needa do mcat study too.,ham
2134  S...from the training manual it show there is no tech process:)its all about password reset and troubleshooting:),ham
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2136  "Spoke with uncle john today. He strongly feels that you need to sacrifice to keep me here. He's going to call you. When he does, i beg you to just listen. Dont make any promises or make it clear things are not easy. And i need you to please let us work things out. As long as i keep expecting help, my creativity will be stifled so pls just keep him happy, no promises on your part.",ham
2137  If he started searching he will get job in few days.he have great potential and talent.,ham
2138  "Carlos took a while (again), we leave in a minute",ham
2139  Well done and ! luv ya all ,ham
2140  Then why you came to hostel.,ham
2141  K still are you loving me.,ham
2142  But i juz remembered i gotta bathe my dog today..,ham
2143  After the drug she will be able to eat.,ham
2144  Alright took the morphine. Back in yo.,ham
2145  You see the requirements please,ham
2146  You stayin out of trouble stranger!!saw Dave the other day heåÕs sorted now!still with me bloke when u gona get a girl MR!ur mum still Thinks we will get 2GETHA! ,ham
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2149  So can collect ur laptop?,ham
2150  "Ok. Can be later showing around 8-8:30 if you want + cld have drink before. Wld prefer not to spend money on nosh if you don't mind, as doing that nxt wk.",ham
2151  I will once i get home,ham
2152  Waaaat?? Lololo ok next time then!,ham
2153  "The table's occupied, I'm waiting by the tree",ham
2154  I surely dont forgot to come:)i will always be in touch in with you:-),ham
2155  Hi kindly give us back our documents which we submitted for loan from STAPATI,ham
2156  I dont have i shall buy one dear,ham
2157  Oh god i am happy to see your message after 3 days,ham
2158  What year. And how many miles.,ham
2159  Hey cutie. How goes it? Here in WALES its kinda ok. There is like hills and shit but i still avent killed myself. ,ham
2160  "Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish. As I entered my cabin my PA said, '' Happy B'day Boss !!''. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there. She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife, My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... ' NAKED...!",ham
2161  I think you should go the honesty road. Call the bank tomorrow. Its the tough decisions that make us great people.,ham
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2163  No. Its not specialisation. Can work but its slave labor. Will look for it this month sha cos no shakara 4 beggar.,ham
2164  Is she replying. Has boye changed his phone number,ham
2165  "1) Go to write msg 2) Put on Dictionary mode 3)Cover the screen with hand, 4)Press  &lt;#&gt; . 5)Gently remove Ur hand.. Its interesting..:)",ham
2166  hi my darlin im on my way to London and we have just been smashed into by another driver! and have a big dent! im really missing u what have u been up to? xxx,ham
2167  "Nothing really, just making sure everybody's up to speed",ham
2168  I'm not coming home 4 dinner.,ham
2169  "Thank you. And by the way, I just lost.",ham
2170  Yes.he have good crickiting mind,ham
2171  Thx. All will be well in a few months,ham
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2173  \CAN I PLEASE COME UP NOW IMIN TOWN.DONTMATTER IF URGOIN OUTL8R,ham
2174  I wont. So wat's wit the guys,ham
2175  Yavnt tried yet and never played original either,ham
2176  "Hiya, had a good day? Have you spoken to since the weekend?",ham
2177  See? I thought it all through,ham
2178  I'm at work. Please call,ham
2179  get ready to moan and scream :),ham
2180  Oh k :)why you got job then whats up?,ham
2181  "I don,t think so. You don't need to be going out that late on a school night. ESPECIALLY when the one class you have is the one you missed last wednesday and probably failed a test in on friday",ham
2182  And popping &lt;#&gt; ibuprofens was no help.,ham
2183  "Babe ! How goes that day ? What are you doing ? Where are you ? I sip my cappuccino and think of you, my love ... I send a kiss to you from across the sea",ham
2184  Ok.,ham
2185  PS U no ur a grown up now right?,ham
2186  "Chinatown got porridge, claypot rice, yam cake, fishhead beehoon... Either we eat cheap den go cafe n tok or go nydc or somethin...",ham
2187  I know a few people I can hit up and fuck to the yes,ham
2188  Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng,ham
2189  So is there anything specific I should be doing with regards to jaklin or what because idk what the fuck,ham
2190  Oh god. I'm gonna Google nearby cliffs now.,ham
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2192  Yup i shd haf ard 10 pages if i add figures... ÌÏ all got how many pages?,ham
2193  "Ooh, 4got, i'm gonna start belly dancing in moseley weds 6.30 if u want 2 join me, they have a cafe too. ",ham
2194  Thankyou so much for the call. I appreciate your care.,ham
2195  Congrats ! Treat pending.i am not on mail for 2 days.will mail once thru.Respect mother at home.check mails.,ham
2196  I called but no one pick up e phone. I ask both of them already they said ok.,ham
2197  Hi my email address has changed now it is ,ham
2198  "V-aluable. A-ffectionate. L-oveable. E-ternal. N-oble. T-ruthful. I-ntimate. N-atural. E-namous. Happy \VALENTINES DAY\"" in advance""",ham
2199  "Not much, just some textin'. How bout you?",ham
2200  Bring it if you got it,ham
2201  I'm in a movie. Call me 4 wat?,ham
2202  Not sure I have the stomach for it ...,ham
2203  Haha... can... But i'm having dinner with my cousin...,ham
2204  "A boy was late 2 home. His father: \POWER OF FRNDSHIP\""""",ham
2205  "(And my man carlos is definitely coming by mu tonight, no excuses)",ham
2206  soon you will have the real thing princess! Do i make you wet? :),ham
2207  Raji..pls do me a favour. Pls convey my Birthday wishes to Nimya. Pls. Today is her birthday.,ham
2208  "Haha, my legs and neck are killing me and my amigos are hoping to end the night with a burn, think I could swing by in like an hour?",ham
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2210  Usually the body takes care of it buy making sure it doesnt progress. Can we pls continue this talk on saturday.,ham
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2212  "Hmm well, night night ",ham
2213  Just wanted to say holy shit you guys weren't kidding about this bud,ham
2214  "Just gettin a bit arty with my collages at the mo, well tryin 2 ne way! Got a roast in a min lovely i shall enjoy that!",ham
2215  "This is one of the days you have a billion classes, right?",ham
2216  "Goodmorning, today i am late for 2hrs. Because of back pain.",ham
2217  Ok then i'll let him noe later n ask him call u tmr...,ham
2218  Prabha..i'm soryda..realy..frm heart i'm sory,ham
2219  OK i'm waliking ard now... Do u wan me 2 buy anything go ur house?,ham
2220  * Will have two more cartons off u and is very pleased with shelves,ham
2221  Nice talking to you! please dont forget my pix :) i want to see all of you...,ham
2222  You have WON a guaranteed å£1000 cash or a å£2000 prize. To claim yr prize call our customer service representative on 08714712379 between 10am-7pm Cost 10p,spam
2223  But really quite funny lor wat... Then u shd haf run shorter distance wat...,ham
2224  I notice you like looking in the shit mirror youre turning into a right freak,ham
2225  Great. I was getting worried about you. Just know that a wonderful and caring person like you will have only the best in life. Know that u r wonderful and God's love is yours.,ham
2226  "Thanks for your ringtone order, ref number K718. Your mobile will be charged å£4.50. Should your tone not arrive please call customer services on 09065069120",spam
2227  "I prefer my free days... Tues, wed, fri oso can... ÌÏ ask those workin lor...",ham
2228  Alrite jod hows the revision goin? Keris bin doin a smidgin. N e way u wanna cum over after college?xx,ham
2229  If you have belive me. Come to my home.,ham
2230  Oh k.k..where did you take test?,ham
2231  Those were my exact intentions,ham
2232  haha but no money leh... Later got to go for tuition... Haha and looking for empty slots for driving lessons,ham
2233  "Hey... Thk we juz go accordin to wat we discussed yest lor, except no kb on sun... Cos there's nt much lesson to go if we attend kb on sat...",ham
2234  "K, wen ur free come to my home and also tel vikky i hav sent mail to him also.. Better come evening il be free today aftr 6pm..:-)",ham
2235  Nothing just getting msgs by dis name wit different no's..,ham
2236  Good Morning plz call me sir,ham
2237  What's your room number again? Wanna make sure I'm knocking on the right door,ham
2238  \Si.como no?!listened2the plaid album-quite gd&the new air1 which is hilarious-also boughtåÓbraindanceåÓa comp.ofstuff on aphexåÕs ;abel,ham
2239  Pls tell nelson that the bb's are no longer comin. The money i was expecting aint coming,ham
2240  "Give her something to drink, if she takes it and doesn't vomit then you her temp might drop. If she unmits however let me know.",ham
2241  Think you sent the text to the home phone. That cant display texts. If you still want to send it his number is,ham
2242  Every day i use to sleep after  &lt;#&gt;  so only.,ham
2243  K I'll call you when I'm close,ham
2244  U buy newspapers already?,ham
2245  Nope wif my sis lor... Aft bathing my dog then i can bathe... Looks like it's going 2 rain soon.,ham
2246  Boo I'm on my way to my moms. She's making tortilla soup. Yummmm,ham
2247  No management puzzeles.,ham
2248  How did you find out in a way that didn't include all of these details,ham
2249  "Hi ya babe x u 4goten bout me?' scammers getting smart..Though this is a regular vodafone no, if you respond you get further prem rate msg/subscription. Other nos used also. Beware!",spam
2250  Back 2 work 2morro half term over! Can U C me 2nite 4 some sexy passion B4 I have 2 go back? Chat NOW 09099726481 Luv DENA Calls å£1/minMobsmoreLKPOBOX177HP51FL,spam
2251  will you like to be spoiled? :),ham
2252  "Thanks for your ringtone order, ref number R836. Your mobile will be charged å£4.50. Should your tone not arrive please call customer services on 09065069154",spam
2253  I am getting threats from your sales executive Shifad as i raised complaint against him. Its an official message.,ham
2254  hope things went well at 'doctors' ;) reminds me i still need 2go.did u c d little thing i left in the lounge?,ham
2255  Den wat will e schedule b lk on sun?,ham
2256  Lol enjoy role playing much?,ham
2257  Ok. Me watching tv too.,ham
2258  I just lov this line: \Hurt me with the truth,ham
2259  "Just checked out, heading out to drop off my stuff now",ham
2260  Here got lots of hair dresser fr china.,ham
2261  Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish.,ham
2262  Ill call you evening ill some ideas.,ham
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2264  Did you show him and wot did he say or could u not c him 4 dust?,ham
2265  It should take about  &lt;#&gt;  min,ham
2266  Not heard from U4 a while. Call 4 rude chat private line 01223585334 to cum. Wan 2C pics of me gettin shagged then text PIX to 8552. 2End send STOP 8552 SAM xxx,spam
2267  Ok . . now i am in bus. . If i come soon i will come otherwise tomorrow,ham
2268  I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message,ham
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2270  Finish liao... U?,ham
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2272  Haha i think i did too,ham
2273  U know we watchin at lido?,ham
2274  Life spend with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless but a few moments spent with someone who really love you means more than life itself..,ham
2275  "Haha awesome, I've been to 4u a couple times. Who all's coming?",ham
2276  Cold. Dont be sad dear,ham
2277  Think I could stop by in like an hour or so? My roommate's looking to stock up for a trip,ham
2278  Is that on the telly? No its Brdget Jones!,ham
2279  Love you aathi..love u lot..,ham
2280  Hello! How r u? Im bored. Inever thought id get bored with the tv but I am. Tell me something exciting has happened there? Anything! =/,ham
2281  Hmm...Bad news...Hype park plaza $700 studio taken...Only left 2 bedrm-$900...,ham
2282  "Sorry, I'll call later in meeting",ham
2283  R Ì_ comin back for dinner?,ham
2284  "I hav almost reached. Call, i m unable to connect u.",ham
2285  Whom you waited for yesterday,ham
2286  I reach home safe n sound liao...,ham
2287  "Velly good, yes please!",ham
2288  "Hi, wkend ok but journey terrible. Wk not good as have huge back log of marking to do",ham
2289  I have had two more letters from . I will copy them for you cos one has a message for you. Speak soon,ham
2290  Alex knows a guy who sells mids but he's down in south tampa and I don't think I could set it up before like 8,ham
2291  Dont you have message offer,ham
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2293  "HEY THERE BABE, HOW U DOIN? WOT U UP 2 2NITE LOVE ANNIE X.",ham
2294  Remind me how to get there and I shall do so,ham
2295  :-( that's not v romantic!,ham
2296  Hello. Damn this christmas thing. I think i have decided to keep this mp3 that doesnt work.,ham
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2298  HI DARLIN IM MISSIN U HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME. WHEN ARE U BACK AND WHAT TIME IF U CAN GIVE ME A CALL AT HOME. JESS XX,ham
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2300  Draw va?i dont think so:),ham
2301  Dont pick up d call when something important is There to tell. Hrishi,ham
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2303  Nothin comes to my mind. ÌÏ help me buy hanger lor. Ur laptop not heavy?,ham
2304  "&lt;#&gt; , that's all? Guess that's easy enough",ham
2305  We can make a baby in yo tho,ham
2306  Should I tell my friend not to come round til like  &lt;#&gt; ish?,ham
2307  Friendship poem: Dear O Dear U R Not Near But I Can Hear Dont Get Fear Live With Cheer No More Tear U R Always my Dear. Gud ni8,ham
2308  Still in the area of the restaurant. Ill try to come back soon,ham
2309  "Aight that'll work, thanks",ham
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2312  "I have 2 sleeping bags, 1 blanket and paper and  phone details. Anything else?",ham
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2316  So what do you guys do.,ham
2317  Also that chat was awesome but don't make it regular unless you can see her in person,ham
2318  That's significant but dont worry.,ham
2319  That's cause your old. I live to be high.,ham
2320  "Waqt se pehle or naseeb se zyada kisi ko kuch nahi milta,Zindgi wo nahi he jo hum sochte hai Zindgi wo hai jo ham jeetey hai..........",ham
2321  On the way to office da..,ham
2322  In which place do you want da.,ham
2323  This pain couldn't have come at a worse time.,ham
2324  Ok...,ham
2325  Should I be stalking u?,ham
2326  Sorry dude. Dont know how i forgot. Even after Dan reminded me. Sorry. Hope you guys had fun.,ham
2327  Ok lor.,ham
2328  Apps class varaya elaya.,ham
2329  The Xmas story is peace.. The Xmas msg is love.. The Xmas miracle is jesus.. Hav a blessed month ahead &amp; wish U Merry Xmas...,ham
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2331  That day you asked about anand number. Why:-),ham
2332  Am surfing online store. For offers do you want to buy any thing.,ham
2333  Long beach lor. Expected... U having dinner now?,ham
2334  At home by the way,ham
2335  We are both fine. Thanks,ham
2336  What happen to her tell the truth,ham
2337  Do you like Italian food?,ham
2338  Which is weird because I know I had it at one point,ham
2339  "\Aww you must be nearly dead!Well Jez isComing over toDo some workAnd that whillTake forever!\""""",ham
2340  Tell your friends what you plan to do on Valentines day @ &lt;URL&gt;,ham
2341  "Alright, see you in a bit",ham
2342  Cheers for the message Zogtorius. IåÕve been staring at my phone for an age deciding whether to text or not.,ham
2343  I will take care of financial problem.i will help:),ham
2344  Tell dear what happen to you. Why you talking to me like an alian,ham
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2346  "1) Go to write msg 2) Put on Dictionary mode 3)Cover the screen with hand, 4)Press  &lt;#&gt; . 5)Gently remove Ur hand.. Its interesting..:)",ham
2347  Okie...,ham
2348  "Hi this is yijue, can i meet u at 11 tmr?",ham
2349  Its posible dnt live in  &lt;#&gt; century cm frwd n thnk different,ham
2350  But i dint slept in afternoon.,ham
2351  That seems unnecessarily affectionate,ham
2352  Yar else i'll thk of all sorts of funny things.,ham
2353  You will be in the place of that man,ham
2354  "Download as many ringtones as u like no restrictions, 1000s 2 choose. U can even send 2 yr buddys. Txt Sir to 80082 å£3 ",spam
2355  Thats cool. How was your day?,ham
2356  Please CALL 08712402902 immediately as there is an urgent message waiting for you.,spam
2357  R we going with the  &lt;#&gt;  bus?,ham
2358  "Hello, my love ! How went your day ? Are you alright ? I think of you, my sweet and send a jolt to your heart to remind you ... I LOVE YOU! Can you hear it ? I screamed it across the sea for all the world to hear. Ahmad al Hallaq is loved ! and owned ! *possessive passionate kiss*",ham
2359  No..he joined today itself.,ham
2360  Okay same with me. Well thanks for the clarification,ham
2361  I'll talk to the others and probably just come early tomorrow then,ham
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2363  "Had the money issue weigh me down but thanks to you, I can breathe easier now. I.ll make sure you dont regret it. Thanks.",ham
2364  Hi. I'm sorry i missed your call. Can you pls call back.,ham
2365  How are you doing? Hope you've settled in for the new school year. Just wishin you a gr8 day,ham
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2367  Ok then no need to tell me anything i am going to sleep good night,ham
2368  Ok try to do week end course in coimbatore.,ham
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2370  V nice! Off 2 sheffield tom 2 air my opinions on categories 2 b used 2 measure ethnicity in next census. Busy transcribing. :-),ham
2371  If you r @ home then come down within 5 min,ham
2372  "A Boy loved a gal. He propsd bt she didnt mind. He gv lv lttrs, Bt her frnds threw thm. Again d boy decided 2 aproach d gal , dt time a truck was speeding towards d gal. Wn it was about 2 hit d girl,d boy ran like hell n saved her. She asked 'hw cn u run so fast?' D boy replied \Boost is d secret of my energy\"" n instantly d girl shouted \""our energy\"" n Thy lived happily 2gthr drinking boost evrydy Moral of d story:- I hv free msgs:D;): gud ni8""",ham
2373  "That day Ì_ say Ì_ cut ur hair at paragon, is it called hair sense? Do Ì_ noe how much is a hair cut? ",ham
2374  "Hmm, too many of them unfortunately... Pics obviously arent hot cakes. Its kinda fun tho",ham
2375  Watching tv lor... Y she so funny we bluff her 4 wat. Izzit because she thk it's impossible between us?,ham
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2377  Dunno lei he neva say...,ham
2378  Thanx 4 2day! U r a goodmate I THINK UR RITE SARY! ASUSUAL!1 U CHEERED ME UP! LOVE U FRANYxxxxx,ham
2379  I'm on my way home. Went to change batt 4 my watch then go shop a bit lor.,ham
2380  YES! The only place in town to meet exciting adult singles is now in the UK. Txt CHAT to 86688 now! 150p/Msg.,spam
2381  "Hi, Mobile no.  &lt;#&gt;  has added you in their contact list on www.fullonsms.com It s a great place to send free sms to people For more visit fullonsms.com",ham
2382  "Good evening Sir, hope you are having a nice day. I wanted to bring it to your notice that I have been late in paying rent for the past few months and have had to pay a $ &lt;#&gt;  charge. I felt it would be inconsiderate of me to nag about something you give at great cost to yourself and that's why i didnt speak up. I however am in a recession and wont be able to pay the charge this month hence my askin well ahead of month's end. Can you please help. Thank you for everything.",ham
2383  "If i let you do this, i want you in the house by 8am.",ham
2384  "Best line said in Love: . \I will wait till the day I can forget u Or The day u realize that u cannot forget me.\""... Gn""",ham
2385  I will reach before ten morning,ham
2386  Your pussy is perfect!,ham
2387  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
2388  "Someone has contacted our dating service and entered your phone becausethey fancy you! To find out who it is call from a landline 09058098002. PoBox1, W14RG 150p",spam
2389  No message..no responce..what happend?,ham
2390  Also where's the piece,ham
2391  "wiskey Brandy Rum Gin Beer Vodka Scotch Shampain Wine \KUDI\""yarasu dhina vaazhthukkal. ..""",ham
2392  Boo. How's things? I'm back at home and a little bored already :-(,ham
2393  First has she gained more than  &lt;#&gt; kg since she took in. Second has she done the blood sugar tests. If she has and its ok and her blood pressure is within normal limits then no worries,ham
2394  PICK UR FONE UP NOW U DUMB?,ham
2395  "Thanks da thangam, i feel very very happy dear. I also miss you da.",ham
2396  "Okey doke. I'm at home, but not dressed cos laying around ill! Speak to you later bout times and stuff. ",ham
2397  I don't run away frm u... I walk slowly &amp; it kills me that u don't care enough to stop me...,ham
2398  "Babe, I'm back ... Come back to me ...",ham
2399  Well you told others you'd marry them...,ham
2400  Neshanth..tel me who r u?,ham
2401  YO YO YO BYATCH WHASSUP?,ham
2402  Oh... Kay... On sat right?,ham
2403  Hi! This is Roger from CL. How are you?,ham
2404  Babe: U want me dont u baby! Im nasty and have a thing 4 filthyguys. Fancy a rude time with a sexy bitch. How about we go slo n hard! Txt XXX SLO(4msgs),spam
2405  Oh oh... Wasted... Den muz chiong on sat n sun liao...,ham
2406  Jesus christ bitch I'm trying to give you drugs answer your fucking phone,ham
2407  Please give it 2  or i will pick it up on Tuesday evening about 8 if that is ok.,ham
2408  I'm meeting Darren...,ham
2409  One of best dialogue in cute reltnship..!! \Wen i Die,ham
2410  "Solve d Case : A Man Was Found Murdered On  &lt;DECIMAL&gt; . &lt;#&gt;  AfterNoon. 1,His wife called Police. 2,Police questioned everyone. 3,Wife: Sir,I was sleeping, when the murder took place. 4.Cook: I was cooking. 5.Gardener: I was picking vegetables. 6.House-Maid: I went 2 d post office. 7.Children: We went 2 play. 8.Neighbour: We went 2 a marriage. Police arrested d murderer Immediately. Who's It? Reply With Reason, If U r Brilliant.",ham
2411  Dear where you will be when i reach there,ham
2412  Aww that's the first time u said u missed me without asking if I missed u first. You DO love me! :),ham
2413  Ok... Thanx... Gd nite 2 Ì_ too...,ham
2414  "Come to me right now, Ahmad",ham
2415  I don't know u and u don't know me. Send CHAT to 86688 now and let's find each other! Only 150p/Msg rcvd. HG/Suite342/2Lands/Row/W1J6HL LDN. 18 years or over.,spam
2416  Lol please do. Actually send a pic of yourself right now. I wanna see. Pose with a comb and hair dryer or something.,ham
2417  O was not into fps then.,ham
2418  Huh means computational science... Y they like dat one push here n there...,ham
2419  "Could you not read me, my Love ? I answered you",ham
2420  Oh... Lk tt den we take e one tt ends at cine lor... Dun wan yogasana oso can... ,ham
2421  "Madam,regret disturbance.might receive a reference check from DLF Premarica.kindly be informed.Rgds,Rakhesh,Kerala.",ham
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2423  Oic... Then better quickly go bathe n settle down...,ham
2424  Err... Cud do. I'm going to  at 8pm. I haven't got a way to contact him until then.,ham
2425  A bloo bloo bloo I'll miss the first bowl,ham
2426  Lmao but its so fun...,ham
2427  Oh k k:)but he is not a big hitter.anyway good,ham
2428  Hey!!! I almost forgot ... Happy B-day babe ! I love ya!!,ham
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2430  Do you think i can move  &lt;#&gt;  in a week,ham
2431  She.s find. I sent you an offline message to know how anjola's now.,ham
2432  Guess who am I?This is the first time I created a web page WWW.ASJESUS.COM read all I wrote. I'm waiting for your opinions. I want to be your friend 1/1,spam
2433  How was txting and driving,ham
2434  That's good. Lets thank God. Please complete the drug. Have lots of water. And have a beautiful day.,ham
2435  Really dun bluff me leh... U sleep early too. Nite...,ham
2436  "Indians r poor but India is not a poor country. Says one of the swiss bank directors. He says that \ &lt;#&gt;  lac crore\"" of Indian money is deposited in swiss banks which can be used for 'taxless' budget for  &lt;#&gt;  yrs. Can give  &lt;#&gt;  crore jobs to all Indians. From any village to Delhi 4 lane roads. Forever free power suply to more than  &lt;#&gt;  social projects. Every citizen can get monthly  &lt;#&gt; /- for  &lt;#&gt;  yrs. No need of World Bank &amp; IMF loan. Think how our money is blocked by rich politicians. We have full rights against corrupt politicians. Itna forward karo ki pura INDIA padhe.g.m.\""""",ham
2437  Uncle boye. I need movies oh. Guide me. Plus you know torrents are not particularly legal here. And the system is slowing down. What should i do. Have a gr8 day. Plus have you started cos i dont meet you online. How was the honey moon.,ham
2438  Oh ya ya. I remember da. .,ham
2439  Btw regarding that we should really try to see if anyone else can be our 4th guy before we commit to a random dude,ham
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2441  I not busy juz dun wan 2 go so early.. Hee.. ,ham
2442  Rightio. 11.48 it is then. Well arent we all up bright and early this morning.,ham
2443  "Great. I'm in church now, will holla when i get out",ham
2444  Back in brum! Thanks for putting us up and keeping us all and happy. See you soon ,ham
2445  I donno if they are scorable,ham
2446  &lt;#&gt;  great loxahatchee xmas tree burning update: you can totally see stars here,ham
2447  "Yes but i dont care! I need you bad, princess!",ham
2448  "The guy (kadeem) hasn't been selling since the break, I know one other guy but he's paranoid as fuck and doesn't like selling without me there and I can't be up there til late tonight",ham
2449  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
2450  Tmr then Ì_ brin lar... Aiya later i come n c lar... Mayb Ì_ neva set properly Ì_ got da help sheet wif Ì_...,ham
2451  Do u knw dis no. &lt;#&gt; ?,ham
2452  Then she dun believe wat?,ham
2453  K..give back my thanks.,ham
2454  I know complain num only..bettr directly go to bsnl offc nd apply for it..,ham
2455  Okay. I've seen it. So i should pick it on friday?,ham
2456  How much she payed. Suganya.,ham
2457  Left dessert. U wan me 2 go suntec look 4 u?,ham
2458  "Abeg, make profit. But its a start. Are you using it to get sponsors for the next event?",ham
2459  Onum ela pa. Normal than.,ham
2460  K.k..how is your sister kids?,ham
2461  "Cool, I'll text you when I'm on the way",ham
2462  Nope. Meanwhile she talk say make i greet you.,ham
2463  i cant talk to you now.i will call when i can.dont keep calling.,ham
2464  Anything lar...,ham
2465  "Rose needs water, season needs change, poet needs imagination..My phone needs ur sms and i need ur lovely frndship forever....",ham
2466  "Good afternoon, babe. How goes that day ? Any job prospects yet ? I miss you, my love ... *sighs* ... :-(",ham
2467  They will pick up and drop in car.so no problem..,ham
2468  S.i think he is waste for rr..,ham
2469  He is world famamus....,ham
2470  Is there coming friday is leave for pongal?do you get any news from your work place.,ham
2471  Lol well don't do it without me. We could have a big sale together.,ham
2472  * Am on my way,ham
2473  Eat at old airport road... But now 630 oredi... Got a lot of pple...,ham
2474  "sry can't talk on phone, with parents",ham
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2476  Ok lor wat time Ì_ finish?,ham
2477  "Princess, i like to make love  &lt;#&gt;  times per night. Hope thats not a problem!",ham
2478  Mm i am on the way to railway,ham
2479  i dnt wnt to tlk wid u,ham
2480  "I'm done. I'm sorry. I hope your next space gives you everything you want. Remember all the furniture is yours. If i'm not around when you move it, just lock all the locks and leave the key with jenne.",ham
2481  Not yet. Just i'd like to keep in touch and it will be the easiest way to do that from barcelona. By the way how ru and how is the house?,ham
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2484  K.:)do it at evening da:)urgent:),ham
2485  Pansy! You've been living in a jungle for two years! Its my driving you should be more worried about!,ham
2486  Mm have some kanji dont eat anything heavy ok,ham
2487  Only if you promise your getting out as SOON as you can. And you'll text me in the morning to let me know you made it in ok.,ham
2488  Lol that's different. I don't go trying to find every real life photo you ever took.,ham
2489  I dont thnk its a wrong calling between us,ham
2490  K ill drink.pa then what doing. I need srs model pls send it to my mail id pa.,ham
2491  Aiyah e rain like quite big leh. If drizzling i can at least run home.,ham
2492  I have 2 docs appointments next week.:/ I'm tired of them shoving stuff up me. Ugh why couldn't I have had a normal body?,ham
2493  Dun b sad.. It's over.. Dun thk abt it already. Concentrate on ur other papers k.,ham
2494  "Greetings me, ! Consider yourself excused.",ham
2495  No drama Pls.i have had enough from you and family while i am struggling in the hot sun in a strange place.No reason why there should be an ego of not going 'IF NOT INVITED' when actually its necessity to go.wait for very serious reppurcussions.,ham
2496  they released another Italian one today and it has a cosign option,ham
2497  "You at mu? You should try to figure out how much money everyone has for gas and alcohol, jay and I are trying to figure out our weed budget",ham
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2500  Dai what this da.. Can i send my resume to this id.,ham
2501  "I know where the  &lt;#&gt;  is, I'll be there around 5",ham
2502  Yup i've finished c Ì_ there...,ham
2503  Remember to ask alex about his pizza,ham
2504  No da..today also i forgot..,ham
2505  "Ola would get back to you maybe not today but I ve told him you can be his direct link in the US in getting cars he bids for online, you arrange shipping and you get a cut. Or U????? For a partnership where U????? Invest money for shipping and he takes care of the rest!U??Wud b self reliant soon dnt worry",ham
2506  Fwiw the reason I'm only around when it's time to smoke is that because of gas I can only afford to be around when someone tells me to be and that apparently only happens when somebody wants to light up,ham
2507  "Hello, my boytoy! I made it home and my constant thought is of you, my love. I hope your having a nice visit but I can't wait till you come home to me ...*kiss*",ham
2508  Congrats kano..whr s the treat maga?,ham
2509  Who u talking about?,ham
2510  Yup...,ham
2511  Ok...,ham
2512  "U wake up already? Wat u doing? U picking us up later rite? I'm taking sq825, reaching ard 7 smth 8 like dat. U can check e arrival time. C ya soon...",ham
2513  Yunny i'm walking in citylink now Ì_ faster come down... Me very hungry...,ham
2514  Er yep sure. Props?,ham
2515  "Hiya , have u been paying money into my account? If so, thanks. Got a pleasant surprise when i checked my balance -u c, i don't get statements 4 that acc",ham
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2517  Ok ill send you with in  &lt;DECIMAL&gt;  ok.,ham
2518  Bognor it is! Should be splendid at this time of year.,ham
2519  Yes.i'm in office da:),ham
2520  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
2521  Joy's father is John. Then John is the NAME of Joy's father. Mandan,ham
2522  Ok. I only ask abt e movie. U wan ktv oso?,ham
2523  Misplaced your number and was sending texts to your old number. Wondering why i've not heard from you this year. All the best in your mcat. Got this number from my atlanta friends,ham
2524  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
2525  Dunno lei... I might b eatin wif my frens... If Ì_ wan to eat then i wait 4 Ì_ lar,ham
2526  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
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2528  "Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU &amp; I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people &amp; u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it...",ham
2529  Do u noe how 2 send files between 2 computers?,ham
2530  "Mmmmm ... I loved waking to your words this morning ! I miss you too, my Love. I hope your day goes well and you are happy. I wait for us to be together again",ham
2531  jay says he'll put in  &lt;#&gt;,ham
2532  Can you just come in for a sec? There's somebody here I want you to see,ham
2533  So the sun is anti sleep medicine.,ham
2534  What's happening with you. Have you gotten a job and have you begun registration for permanent residency,ham
2535  Yup ok...,ham
2536  Glad it went well :) come over at 11 then we'll have plenty of time before claire goes to work.,ham
2537  Ok enjoy . R u there in home.,ham
2538  "Can you pls pls send me a mail on all you know about relatives coming to deliver here? All you know about costs, risks, benefits and anything else. Thanks.",ham
2539  You do what all you like,ham
2540  That's y we haf to combine n c how lor...,ham
2541  The monthly amount is not that terrible and you will not pay anything till 6months after finishing school.,ham
2542  Hmmm:)how many players selected?,ham
2543  "They said if its gonna snow, it will start around 8 or 9 pm tonite! They are predicting an inch of accumulation.",ham
2544  I dont. Can you send it to me. Plus how's mode.,ham
2545  Aiyo please Ì_ got time meh.,ham
2546  Package all your programs well,ham
2547  "She is our sister.. She belongs 2 our family.. She is d hope of tomorrow.. Pray 4 her,who was fated 4 d Shoranur train incident. Lets hold our hands together &amp; fuelled by love &amp; concern prior 2 her grief &amp; pain. Pls join in dis chain &amp; pass it. STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN.",ham
2548  So are you guys asking that i get that slippers again or its gone with last year,ham
2549  Company is very good.environment is terrific and food is really nice:),ham
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2551  Honestly i've just made a lovely cup of tea and promptly dropped my keys in it and then burnt my fingers getting them out!,ham
2552  Yup but not studying surfing lor. I'm in e lazy mode today.,ham
2553  Please sen :)my kind advice :-)please come here and try:-),ham
2554  I'm done. C Ì_ there.,ham
2555  "Oh fine, I'll be by tonight",ham
2556  ÌÏ give me some time to walk there.,ham
2557  I'll reach in ard 20 mins ok...,ham
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2559  Fuck babe ... What happened to you ? How come you never came back?,ham
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2561  "Some friends want me to drive em someplace, probably take a while",ham
2562  I also thk too fast... Xy suggest one not me. U dun wan it's ok. Going 2 rain leh where got gd.,ham
2563  Are you still getting the goods.,ham
2564  And maybe some pressies,ham
2565  "Yeah I am, so I'll leave maybe 7ish?",ham
2566  K..k..i'm also fine:)when will you complete the course?,ham
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2568  I told her I had a Dr appt next week. She thinks I'm gonna die. I told her its just a check. Nothing to be worried about. But she didn't listen.,ham
2569  You in your room? I need a few,ham
2570  I dont want to hear anything,ham
2571  Hey. For me there is no leave on friday. Wait i will ask my superior and tell you..,ham
2572  Ultimately tor motive tui achieve korli.,ham
2573  From 5 to 2 only my work timing.,ham
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2578  Now thats going to ruin your thesis!,ham
2579  In sch but neva mind u eat 1st lor..,ham
2580  Hey whats up? U sleeping all morning?,ham
2581  Erm. I thought the contract ran out the4th of october.,ham
2582  I dunno until when... Lets go learn pilates...,ham
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2584  Yup i'm elaborating on the safety aspects and some other issues..,ham
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2586  "Goodmorning, today i am late for 1hr.",ham
2587  Hi happy birthday. Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi,ham
2588  I will be outside office take all from there,ham
2589  If you don't respond imma assume you're still asleep and imma start calling n shit,ham
2590  "Aight, see you in a bit",ham
2591  My superior telling that friday is leave for all other department except ours:)so it will be leave for you:)any way call waheed fathima hr and conform it:),ham
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2593  Lol I have to take it. member how I said my aunt flow didn't visit for 6 months? It's cause I developed ovarian cysts. Bc is the only way to shrink them.,ham
2594  Still work going on:)it is very small house.,ham
2595  "My friend just got here and says he's upping his order by a few grams (he's got $ &lt;#&gt; ), when can you get here?",ham
2596  Tmr timin still da same wat cos i got lesson until 6...,ham
2597  "That‰Û÷s the thing with apes, u can fight to the death to keep something, but the minute they have it when u let go, thats it!",ham
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2599  No i'm not gonna be able to. || too late notice. || i'll be home in a few weeks anyway. || what are the plans,ham
2600  "Got fujitsu, ibm, hp, toshiba... Got a lot of model how to say...",ham
2601  Okie... Thanx...,ham
2602  "Gosh that , what a pain. Spose I better come then.",ham
2603  "As usual..iam fine, happy &amp; doing well..:)",ham
2604  Okie,ham
2605  So when you gonna get rimac access ,ham
2606  "\Im at arestaurant eating squid! i will be out about 10:30 wanna dosomething or is that to late?\""""",ham
2607  You call times job today ok umma and ask them to speed up,ham
2608  "\HELLO U.CALL WEN U FINISH WRK.I FANCY MEETIN UP WIV U ALL TONITE AS I NEED A BREAK FROM DABOOKS. DID 4 HRS LAST NITE+2 TODAY OF WRK!\""""",ham
2609  R U &SAM P IN EACHOTHER. IF WE MEET WE CAN GO 2 MY HOUSE,ham
2610  :-) yeah! Lol. Luckily i didn't have a starring role like you!,ham
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2612  "Awesome, text me when you're restocked",ham
2613  "As usual..iam fine, happy &amp; doing well..:)",ham
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2615  Yes. It's all innocent fun. O:-),ham
2616  Thanks for sending this mental ability question..,ham
2617  "Sir, hope your day is going smoothly. i really hoped i wont have to bother you about this. I have some bills that i can't settle this month. I am out of all extra cash. I know this is a challenging time for you also but i have to let you know.",ham
2618  2marrow only. Wed at  &lt;#&gt;  to 2 aha.,ham
2619  I went to ur hon lab but no one is there.,ham
2620  I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message,ham
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2623  How come?,ham
2624  Lol! Nah wasn't too bad thanks. Its good to b home but its been quite a reality check. Hows ur day been? Did u do anything with website?,ham
2625  Ok lor...,ham
2626  I'm coming home 4 dinner.,ham
2627  S da..al r above  &lt;#&gt;,ham
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2630  I know I'm lacking on most of this particular dramastorm's details but for the most part I'm not worried about that,ham
2631  Haha... They cant what... At the most tmr forfeit... haha so how?,ham
2632  "Hey there! Glad u r better now. I hear u treated urself to a digi cam, is it good? We r off at 9pm. Have a fab new year, c u in coupla wks!",ham
2633  No way I'm going back there!,ham
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2635  I WILL CAL YOU SIR. In meeting,ham
2636  "That's what I love to hear :V see you sundayish, then",ham
2637  "Sorry da thangam, very very sorry i am held up with prasad.",ham
2638  Tiwary to rcb.battle between bang and kochi.,ham
2639  Thank god they are in bed!,ham
2640  No I don't have cancer. Moms making a big deal out of a regular checkup aka pap smear,ham
2641  Am in gobi arts college,ham
2642  Why she wants to talk to me,ham
2643  Pandy joined 4w technologies today.he got job..,ham
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2645  "They can try! They can get lost, in fact. Tee hee",ham
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2648  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
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2651  "Hi, can i please get a  &lt;#&gt;  dollar loan from you. I.ll pay you back by mid february. Pls.",ham
2652  "You might want to pull out more just in case and just plan on not spending it if you can, I don't have much confidence in derek and taylor's money management",ham
2653  Do you like shaking your booty on the dance floor?,ham
2654  "Text me when you get off, don't call, my phones having problems",ham
2655  No need for the drug anymore.,ham
2656  Sorry da:)i was thought of calling you lot of times:)lil busy.i will call you at noon..,ham
2657  Its sarcasm.. .nt scarcasim,ham
2658  Great! I have to run now so ttyl!,ham
2659  Feel like trying kadeem again? :V,ham
2660  Dai  &lt;#&gt;  naal eruku.,ham
2661  Not yet chikku..wat abt u?,ham
2662  Ok...,ham
2663  Want to finally have lunch today?,ham
2664  Do you know when dad will be back?,ham
2665  "Hello darling how are you today? I would love to have a chat, why dont you tell me what you look like and what you are in to sexy?",spam
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2667  He remains a bro amongst bros,ham
2668  R u meeting da ge at nite tmr?,ham
2669  "* Was a nice day and, impressively, i was sensible, went home early and now feel fine. Or am i just boring?! When's yours, i can't remember.",ham
2670  Why de. You looking good only:-)..,ham
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2673  Yes. They replied my mail. I'm going to the management office later. Plus will in to bank later also.or on wednesday.,ham
2674  "That's cool, I'll come by like  &lt;#&gt; ish",ham
2675  Super msg da:)nalla timing.,ham
2676  "Good afternoon, my boytoy ... How are you feeling today ? Better I hope? Are you being my good boy? Are you my obedient, slave? Do you please your Queen?",ham
2677  I am 6 ft. We will be a good combination!,ham
2678  I'm sick !! I'm needy !! I want you !! *pouts* *stomps feet* Where are you ?! *pouts* *stomps feet* I want my slave !! I want him now !!,ham
2679  * Am on a train back from northampton so i'm afraid not!,ham
2680  Where in abj are you serving. Are you staying with dad or alone.,ham
2681  Was playng 9 doors game and gt racing on phone lol,ham
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2684  I'm on da bus going home...,ham
2685  I got a call from a landline number. . . I am asked to come to anna nagar . . . I will go in the afternoon,ham
2686  I'm okay. Chasing the dream. What's good. What are you doing next.,ham
2687  Yupz... I've oredi booked slots 4 my weekends liao... ,ham
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2689  There r many model..sony ericson also der.. &lt;#&gt; ..it luks good bt i forgot modl no,ham
2690  Okie,ham
2691  Yes I know the cheesy songs from frosty the snowman :),ham
2692  "Ya ok, vikky vl c witin  &lt;#&gt; mins and il reply u..",ham
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2696  All these nice new shirts and the only thing I can wear them to is nudist themed ;_; you in mu?,ham
2697  Hey sexy buns! What of that day? No word from you this morning on YM ... :-( ... I think of you,ham
2698  And whenever you and i see we can still hook up too.,ham
2699  Nope but i'm going home now then go pump petrol lor... Like going 2 rain soon...,ham
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2702  Oh baby of the house. How come you dont have any new pictures on facebook,ham
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2704  "Hiya, sorry didn't hav signal. I haven't seen or heard from and neither has, which is unusual in itself! I'll put on the case and get him to sort it out! Hugs and snogs.",ham
2705  "Omw back to tampa from west palm, you hear what happened?",ham
2706  Yup no more already... Thanx 4 printing n handing it up.,ham
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2708  What i mean is do they come chase you out when its over or is it stated you can watch as many movies as you want.,ham
2709  S now only i took tablets . Reaction morning only.,ham
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2711  "Nah, I'm a perpetual DD",ham
2712  Sorry de i went to shop.,ham
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2714  "Wen ur lovable bcums angry wid u, dnt take it seriously.. Coz being angry is d most childish n true way of showing deep affection, care n luv!.. kettoda manda... Have nice day da.",ham
2715  Hey you still want to go for yogasana? Coz if we end at cine then can go bathe and hav the steam bath,ham
2716  Nope i'm not drivin... I neva develop da photos lei...,ham
2717  I am thinking of going down to reg for pract lessons.. Flung my advance.. Haha wat time u going?,ham
2718  Cool. I am  &lt;#&gt;  inches long. hope you like them big!,ham
2719  "House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on  &lt;#&gt; th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?",ham
2720  Okie.. Thanx..,ham
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2722  Go where n buy? Juz buy when we get there lar.,ham
2723  Ok lor...,ham
2724  I'm working technical support :)voice process.,ham
2725  It's justbeen overa week since we broke up and already our brains are going to mush!,ham
2726  "Tunde, how are you doing. This is just wishing you a great day. Abiola.",ham
2727  Nope... C Ì_ then...,ham
2728  No. But we'll do medical missions to nigeria,ham
2729  No i am not having not any movies in my laptop,ham
2730  Whatsup there. Dont u want to sleep,ham
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2733  I havent lei.. Next mon can?,ham
2734  Mm feeling sleepy. today itself i shall get that dear,ham
2735  How dare you stupid. I wont tell anything to you. Hear after i wont talk to you:-.,ham
2736  Do Ì_ noe if ben is going?,ham
2737  Can you do a mag meeting this avo at some point?,ham
2738  I meant middle left or right?,ham
2739  Really? I crashed out cuddled on my sofa.,ham
2740  Hi Chachi tried calling u now unable to reach u .. Pl give me a missed cal once u c tiz msg  Kanagu,ham
2741  "I sent you the prices and do you mean the  &lt;#&gt; g,",ham
2742  Are you this much buzy,ham
2743  Nothing. Can...,ham
2744  I don't know u and u don't know me. Send CHAT to 86688 now and let's find each other! Only 150p/Msg rcvd. HG/Suite342/2Lands/Row/W1J6HL LDN. 18 years or over.,spam
2745  No * am working on the ringing u thing but have whole houseful of screaming brats so * am pulling my hair out! Loving u,ham
2746  But my family not responding for anything. Now am in room not went to home for diwali but no one called me and why not coming. It makes me feel like died.,ham
2747  "Tick, tick, tick ... Babe",ham
2748  R Ì_ going 4 today's meeting?,ham
2749  K da:)how many page you want?,ham
2750  Ya had just now.onion roast.,ham
2751  Send his number and give reply tomorrow morning for why you said that to him like that ok,ham
2752  You said not now. No problem. When you can. Let me know.,ham
2753  Ok but tell me half an hr b4 u come i need 2 prepare.,ham
2754  Play w computer? Aiyah i tok 2 u lor?,ham
2755  Sat right? Okay thanks... ,ham
2756  "Derp. Which is worse, a dude who always wants to party or a dude who files a complaint about the three drug abusers he lives with",ham
2757  Ok Chinese food on its way. When I get fat you're paying for my lipo.,ham
2758  We r outside already.,ham
2759  Have a good trip. Watch out for . Remember when you get back we must decide about easter.,ham
2760  Yo we are watching a movie on netflix,ham
2761  What time. I‰Û÷m out until prob 3 or so,ham
2762  "Can meh? Thgt some will clash... Really ah, i dun mind... I dun seen to have lost any weight... Gee...",ham
2763  I dont thnk its a wrong calling between us,ham
2764  I am not sure about night menu. . . I know only about noon menu,ham
2765  ARR birthday today:) i wish him to get more oscar.,ham
2766  "Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU &amp; I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people &amp; u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it...",ham
2767  "Open rebtel with firefox. When it loads just put plus sign in the user name place, and it will show you two numbers. The lower number is my number. Once you pick that number the pin will display okay!",ham
2768   and  picking them up from various points,ham
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2771  I am on the way to ur home,ham
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2773  No problem. Talk to you later,ham
2774  Then ur sis how?,ham
2775  Still in customer place,ham
2776  How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?,spam
2777  "Dude u knw also telugu..thts gud..k, gud nyt..",ham
2778  We confirm eating at esplanade?,ham
2779  Send me your id and password,ham
2780  Kind of. Took it to garage. Centre part of exhaust needs replacing. Part ordered n taking it to be fixed tomo morning.,ham
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2782  Well I might not come then...,ham
2783  Long after I quit. I get on only like 5 minutes a day as it is.,ham
2784  Then its most likely called Mittelschmertz. Google it. If you dont have paracetamol dont worry it will go.,ham
2785  Well at this right I'm gonna have to get up and check today's steam sales/pee so text me when you want me to come get you,ham
2786  "Just arrived, see you in a couple days &lt;3",ham
2787  "K, wat s tht incident?",ham
2788  Yeah get the unlimited,ham
2789  cThen i thk shd b enuff.. Still got conclusion n contents pg n references.. I'll b doing da contents pg n cover pg..,ham
2790  "Forgot it takes me 3 years to shower, sorry. Where you at/your phone dead yet?",ham
2791  ÌÏ got wat to buy tell us then Ì_ no need to come in again.,ham
2792  When you are big..| God will bring success.,ham
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2794  "‰Û_ we r stayin here an extra week, back next wed. How did we do in the rugby this weekend? Hi to and and , c u soon \""
2795  ham""",ham
2796  Not from this campus. Are you in the library?,ham
2797  "The affidavit says  &lt;#&gt;  E Twiggs St, division g, courtroom  &lt;#&gt; , &lt;TIME&gt;  AM. I'll double check and text you again tomorrow",ham
2798  How will I creep on you now? ;_;,ham
2799  Tell your friends what you plan to do on Valentines day @ &lt;URL&gt;,ham
2800  If I get there before you after your ten billion calls and texts so help me god,ham
2801  Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng musthu,ham
2802  I've told him that i've returned it. That should i re order it.,ham
2803  "House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on  &lt;#&gt; th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..",ham
2804  Depends on where u going lor.,ham
2805  And smile for me right now as you go and the world will wonder what you are smiling about and think your crazy and keep away from you ... *grins*,ham
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2807  Lil fever:) now fine:),ham
2808  I think it's all still in my car,ham
2809  Can a not?,ham
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2811  Yes princess! I want to catch you with my big strong hands...,ham
2812  Oh yeah I forgot. U can only take 2 out shopping at once.,ham
2813  Mm so you asked me not to call radio,ham
2814  Thinkin about someone is all good. No drugs for that,ham
2815  "Say this slowly.? GOD,I LOVE YOU &amp; I NEED YOU,CLEAN MY HEART WITH YOUR BLOOD.Send this to Ten special people &amp; u c miracle tomorrow, do it,pls,pls do it...",ham
2816  "Enjoy the showers of possessiveness poured on u by ur loved ones, bcoz in this world of lies, it is a golden gift to be loved truly..",ham
2817  "Alright if you're sure, let me know when you're leaving",ham
2818  Some are lasting as much as 2 hours. You might get lucky.,ham
2819  Genius what's up. How your brother. Pls send his number to my skype.,ham
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2821  Thk some of em find wtc too far... Weiyi not goin... E rest i dunno yet... R ur goin 4 dinner den i might b able to join...,ham
2822  Don't forget who owns you and who's private property you are ... And be my good boy always .. *passionate kiss*,ham
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2824  Oh god..taken the teeth?is it paining,ham
2825  ROMCAPspam Everyone around should be responding well to your presence since you are so warm and outgoing. You are bringing in a real breath of sunshine.,spam
2826  Then u ask darren go n pick u lor... But i oso sian tmr haf 2 meet lect...,ham
2827  No need to buy lunch for me.. I eat maggi mee..,ham
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2829  Ok lor...,ham
2830  "Oh right, ok. I'll make sure that i do loads of work during the day!  got a really nasty cough today and is dry n shot so that should really help it!",ham
2831  Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly,ham
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2833  Howz that persons story,ham
2834  Thanx 4 sending me home...,ham
2835  Its normally hot mail. Com you see!,ham
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2837  U sick still can go shopping?,ham
2838  "Ya they are well and fine., BBD(pooja) full pimples..even she become quite black..and ur rite here its too cold, wearing sweatter..",ham
2839  Nice.nice.how is it working?,ham
2840  1's reach home call me.,ham
2841  Were trying to find a Chinese food place around here,ham
2842  "Easy mate, * guess the quick drink was bit ambitious.",ham
2843  BABE !!! I miiiiiiissssssssss you ! I need you !!! I crave you !!! :-( ... Geeee ... I'm so sad without you babe ... I love you ...,ham
2844  Ok thanx...,ham
2845  aathi..where are you dear..,ham
2846  "Tunji, how's the queen? how are you doing. This is just wishing you a great day. Abiola.",ham
2847  Today iZ Yellow rose day. If u love my frndship give me 1 misscall &amp; send this to ur frndZ &amp; See how many miss calls u get. If u get 6missed U marry ur Lover.,ham
2848  Will be out of class in a few hours. Sorry,ham
2849  Wat time u finish ur lect today?,ham
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2851  "Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish. As I entered my cabin my PA said, '' Happy B'day Boss !!''. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there. She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife, My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... ' NAKED...!",ham
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2853  She's fine. Good to hear from you. How are you my dear? Happy new year oh.,ham
2854  Are you going to wipro interview today?,ham
2855  how tall are you princess?,ham
2856  I doubt you could handle 5 times per night in any case...,ham
2857  Haha... Hope Ì_ can hear the receipt sound... Gd luck!,ham
2858  Your gonna be the death if me. I'm gonna leave a note that says its all robs fault. Avenge me.,ham
2859  "Japanese Proverb: If one Can do it, U too Can do it, If none Can do it,U must do it Indian version: If one Can do it, LET HIM DO it.. If none Can do it,LEAVE it!! And finally Kerala version: If one can do it, Stop him doing it.. If none can do it, Make a strike against it ...",ham
2860  Today i'm not workin but not free oso... Gee... Thgt u workin at ur fren's shop ? ,ham
2861  In life when you face choices Just toss a coin not becoz its settle the question But while the coin in the air U will know what your heart is hoping for. Gudni8,ham
2862  "Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes &amp; fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!",ham
2863  I want to be there so i can kiss you and feel you next to me,ham
2864  I am not at all happy with what you saying or doing,ham
2865  Adult 18 Content Your video will be with you shortly,spam
2866  "Ok that would b lovely, if u r sure. Think about wot u want to do, drinkin, dancin, eatin, cinema, in, out, about... Up to u! Wot about ? ",ham
2867  What I'm saying is if you haven't explicitly told nora I know someone I'm probably just not gonna bother,ham
2868  He says hi and to get your ass back to south tampa (preferably at a kegger),ham
2869  Smith waste da.i wanna gayle.,ham
2870  "Mum, i've sent you many many messages since i got here. I just want to know that you are actually getting them. Do enjoy the rest of your day.",ham
2871  "Aight, tomorrow around  &lt;#&gt;  it is",ham
2872  "House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on  &lt;#&gt; th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?",ham
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2874  I actually did for the first time in a while. I went to bed not too long after i spoke with you. Woke up at 7. How was your night?,ham
2875  See you there! ,ham
2876  I dont understand your message.,ham
2877  Crucify is c not s. You should have told me earlier.,ham
2878  "Idk. You keep saying that you're not, but since he moved, we keep butting heads over freedom vs. responsibility. And i'm tired. I have so much other shit to deal with that i'm barely keeping myself together once this gets added to it.",ham
2879  Fuck cedar key and fuck her (come over anyway tho),ham
2880  twenty past five he said will this train have been to durham already or not coz i am in a reserved seat,ham
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2882  U still painting ur wall?,ham
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2884  Printer is cool. I mean groovy. Wine is groovying,ham
2885  Hi Harish's rent has been transfred to ur Acnt.,ham
2886  Anything lor is she coming?,ham
2887  Cbe is really good nowadays:)lot of shop and showrooms:)city is shaping good.,ham
2888  ÌÏ still attending da talks?,ham
2889  No probs hon! How u doinat the mo?,ham
2890  K I'll take care of it,ham
2891  I take it we didn't have the phone callon Friday. Can we assume we won't have it this year now?,ham
2892  My battery is low babe,ham
2893  Shuhui has bought ron's present it's a swatch watch...,ham
2894  "Yeah there's quite a bit left, I'll swing by tomorrow when I get up",ham
2895  Babe? You said 2 hours and it's been almost 4 ... Is your internet down ?,ham
2896  K I'll be sure to get up before noon and see what's what,ham
2897  K...k...yesterday i was in cbe .,ham
2898  Went to ganesh dress shop,ham
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2900  ÌÏ collecting ur laptop then going to configure da settings izzit?,ham
2901  If you r @ home then come down within 5 min,ham
2902  "Aight, I should be there by 8 at the latest, probably closer to 7. Are jay and tyler down or should we just do two trips?",ham
2903  Come aftr  &lt;DECIMAL&gt; ..now i m cleaning the house,ham
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2905  "Bill, as in: Are there any letters for me. i‰Ûªm expecting one from orange that isn‰Ûªt a bill but may still say orange on it.",ham
2906  Tell me pa. How is pain de.,ham
2907  HI DARLIN I HOPE YOU HAD A NICE NIGHT I WISH I HAD COME CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU LOVE FRAN PS I WANT DIRTY ANAL SEX AND I WANT A 10 MAN GANG BANG,ham
2908  "Ha. You don‰Û÷t know either. I did a a clever but simple thing with pears the other day, perfect for christmas.",ham
2909  "Helloooo... Wake up..! \Sweet\"" \""morning\"" \""welcomes\"" \""You\"" \""Enjoy\"" \""This Day\"" \""with full of joy\"".. \""GUD MRNG\"".""",ham
2910  ALRITE,ham
2911  Why must we sit around and wait for summer days to celebrate. Such a magical sight when the worlds dressed in white. Oooooh let there be snow.,ham
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2913  How do you guys go to see movies on your side.,ham
2914  "Sorry,in meeting I'll call later",ham
2915  You didn't have to tell me that...now i'm thinking. Plus he's going to stop all your runs,ham
2916  Kindly send some one to our flat before  &lt;DECIMAL&gt;  today.,ham
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2918  Nothing lor... A bit bored too... Then y dun u go home early 2 sleep today...,ham
2919  What time should I tell my friend to be around?,ham
2920  Yes. that will be fine. Love you. Be safe.,ham
2921  Thanks chikku..:-) gud nyt:-*,ham
2922  Is xy in ur car when u picking me up?,ham
2923  "Thanx 4 the time weåÕve spent 2geva, its bin mint! Ur my Baby and all I want is u!xxxx",ham
2924  "Yo, any way we could pick something up tonight?",ham
2925  I've not sent it. He can send me.,ham
2926  Fine am simply sitting.,ham
2927  Thts god's gift for birds as humans hav some natural gift frm god..,ham
2928  Are you coming to day for class.,ham
2929  Im done. Just studyn in library,ham
2930  Ok... U enjoy ur shows...,ham
2931  Anything...,ham
2932  Where wuld I be without my baby? The thought alone mite break me and I donåÕt wanna go crazy but everyboy needs his lady xxxxxxxx,ham
2933  Wat's my dear doing? Sleeping ah?,ham
2934  Hi' Test on  &lt;#&gt; rd ....,ham
2935  Only 2% students solved this CAT question in 'xam... 5+3+2= &lt;#&gt;  9+2+4= &lt;#&gt;  8+6+3= &lt;#&gt;  then 7+2+5=????? Tell me the answer if u r brilliant...1thing.i got d answr.,ham
2936  Yo do you know anyone  &lt;#&gt;  or otherwise able to buy liquor? Our guy flaked and right now if we don't get a hold of somebody its just 4 loko all night,ham
2937  Yup n her fren lor. I'm meeting my fren at 730.,ham
2938  "Yeah, we got one lined up for us",ham
2939  "And stop wondering \wow is she ever going to stop tm'ing me ?!\"" because I will tm you whenever I want because you are MINE ... *laughs*""",ham
2940  Lol yep did that yesterday. Already got my fireplace. Now its just another icon sitting there for me.,ham
2941  Hey i've booked the pilates and yoga lesson already... Haha,ham
2942  Are you ok. What happen to behave like this,ham
2943  You have 1 new message. Please call 08712400200.,spam
2944  My supervisor find 4 me one lor i thk his students. I havent ask her yet. Tell u aft i ask her.,ham
2945  "Hello. No news on job, they are making me wait a fifth week! Yeah im up for some woozles and weasels... In exeter still, but be home about 3. ",ham
2946  No message..no responce..what happend?,ham
2947  We currently have a message awaiting your collection. To collect your message just call 08718723815.,spam
2948  "Hey babe, sorry i didn't get sooner. Gary can come and fix it cause he thinks he knows what it is but he doesn't go as far a Ptbo and he says it will cost  &lt;#&gt;  bucks. I don't know if it might be cheaper to find someone there ? We don't have any second hand machines at all right now, let me know what you want to do babe",ham
2949  make that 3! 4 fucks sake?! x,ham
2950  Leave it. U will always be ignorant.,ham
2951  Nope but i'll b going 2 sch on fri quite early lor cos mys sis got paper in da morn :-),ham
2952  at bruce b downs &amp; fletcher now,ham
2953  Where are you ? You said you would be here when I woke ... :-(,ham
2954  Hey now am free you can call me.,ham
2955  Tell me whos this pls:-),ham
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2957  "Think i might have to give it a miss. Am teaching til twelve, then have lecture at two. Damn this working thing.",ham
2958  Id have to check but there's only like 1 bowls worth left,ham
2959  Yes there were many sweets,ham
2960  I would but I'm still cozy. And exhausted from last night.nobody went to school or work. Everything is closed.,ham
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2962  Buzzzz! *grins* Did I buzz your ass? Buzz your chest ? Buzz your cock ? Where do you keep your phone ? Is the vibrator on ? Did you feel it shake ?,ham
2963  Sir send to group mail check it.,ham
2964  I'm doing da intro covers energy trends n pros n cons... Brief description of nuclear fusion n oso brief history of iter n jet got abt 7 n half pages..,ham
2965  "\NONE!NOWHERE IKNO DOESDISCOUNT!SHITINNIT\""""",ham
2966  You dont know you jabo me abi.,ham
2967  "Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?",spam
2968  Not yet had..ya sapna aunty manege y'day hogidhe..chinnu full weak and swalpa black agidhane..,ham
2969  "Are you being good, baby? :)",ham
2970  NEFT Transaction with reference number  &lt;#&gt;  for Rs. &lt;DECIMAL&gt;  has been credited to the beneficiary account on  &lt;#&gt;  at  &lt;TIME&gt; : &lt;#&gt;,ham
2971  "Mostly sports type..lyk footbl,crckt..",ham
2972  Ma head dey swell oh. Thanks for making my day,ham
2973  U should make a fb list,ham
2974  Height of Confidence: All the Aeronautics professors wer calld &amp; they wer askd 2 sit in an aeroplane. Aftr they sat they wer told dat the plane ws made by their students. Dey all hurried out of d plane.. Bt only 1 didnt move... He said:\if it is made by my students,ham
2975  Sary just need Tim in the bollox &it hurt him a lot so he tol me!,ham
2976  Happy New Year Princess!,ham
2977  "I'll text carlos and let you know, hang on",ham
2978  "Don't worry, * is easy once have ingredients!",ham
2979  I love u 2 my little pocy bell I am sorry but I love u,ham
2980  "Ok omw now, you at castor?",ham
2981  Yar lor... Keep raining non stop... Or u wan 2 go elsewhere?,ham
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2983  What u mean u almost done? Done wif sleeping? But i tot u going to take a nap.. Yup i send her liao so i'm picking her up at ard 4 smth lor..,ham
2984  "7 wonders in My WORLD 7th You 6th Ur style 5th Ur smile 4th Ur Personality 3rd Ur Nature 2nd Ur SMS and 1st \Ur Lovely Friendship\""... good morning dear""",ham
2985  "Tonight? Yeah, I'd be down for that",ham
2986  What should i eat fo lunch senor,ham
2987  "He said that he had a right giggle when he saw u again! You would possibly be the first person2die from NVQ, but think how much you could for! ",ham
2988  No break time one... How... I come out n get my stuff fr Ì_?,ham
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2990  "I'm there and I can see you, but you can't see me ? Maybe you should reboot ym ? I seen the buzz",ham
2991  Do you still have the grinder?,ham
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2993  "Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical",ham
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2995  K.i did't see you.:)k:)where are you now?,ham
2996  So i'm doing a list of buyers.,ham
2997  "No idea, I guess we'll work that out an hour after we're supposed to leave since as usual nobody has any interest in figuring shit out before the last second",ham
2998  Mm not entirely sure i understood that text but hey. Ho. Which weekend?,ham
2999  They released vday shirts and when u put it on it makes your bottom half naked instead of those white underwear.,ham
3000  Don know..he is watching film in computer..,ham
3001  No b4 Thursday,ham
3002  "Oh, then your phone phoned me but it disconnected",ham
3003  Id onluy matters when getting on from offcampus,ham
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3005  "Excellent, I'll see what riley's plans are",ham
3006  I will see in half an hour,ham
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3008  Ew are you one of them?,ham
3009  Also hi wesley how've you been,ham
3010  Ah you see. You have to be in the lingo. I will let you know wot on earth it is when has finished making it!,ham
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3013  Imagine Life WITHOUT ME... see.. How fast u are searching me?Don't worry.. l'm always there To disturb U.. Goodnoon..:),ham
3014  "Hm good morning, headache anyone? :-)",ham
3015  Yeah no probs - last night is obviously catching up with you... Speak soon ,ham
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3017  I might go 2 sch. Yar at e salon now v boring.,ham
3018   &lt;#&gt;  mins but i had to stop somewhere first.,ham
3019  "&lt;#&gt;  is fast approaching. So, Wish u a very Happy New Year Happy Sankranti Happy republic day Happy Valentines Day Happy Shivratri Happy Ugadi Happy Fools day Happy May Day Happy Independence Day, Happy Friendship,Mother,Father,Teachers,Childrens Day, &amp; HAPPY BIRTHDAY 4 U. Happy Ganesh festival Happy Dasara Happy Diwali Happy Christmas  &lt;#&gt;  Good Mornings Afternoons, Evenings Nights. RememberI AM the first to WISHING U ALL THESE...your's Raj",ham
3020  One of the joys in lifeis waking up each daywith thoughts that somewhereSomeone cares enough tosend a warm morning greeting.. -,ham
3021  I didn't get the second half of that message,ham
3022  Wat time do u wan 2 meet me later?,ham
3023  I thank you so much for all you do with selflessness. I love you plenty.,ham
3024  Am in film ill call you later.,ham
3025  How dare you change my ring,ham
3026  You are a very very very very bad girl. Or lady.,ham
3027  I love ya too but try and budget your money better babe. Gary would freak on me if he knew,ham
3028  "What part of \don't initiate\"" don't you understand""",ham
3029  I finished my lunch already. U wake up already?,ham
3030  You still at the game?,ham
3031  You have got tallent but you are wasting.,ham
3032  What is your record for one night? :),ham
3033  "Also sir, i sent you an email about how to log into the usc payment portal. I.ll send you another message that should explain how things are back home. Have a great weekend.",ham
3034   gonna let me know cos comes bak from holiday that day.  is coming. Don't4get2text me  number. ,ham
3035  Jokin only lar... :-) depends on which phone my father can get lor...,ham
3036  "Aight, lemme know what's up",ham
3037  Get ready for  &lt;#&gt;  inches of pleasure...,ham
3038  Raji..pls do me a favour. Pls convey my Birthday wishes to Nimya. Pls. Today is her birthday.,ham
3039  ;-) ok. I feel like john lennon.,ham
3040  Cos darren say Ì_ considering mah so i ask Ì_...,ham
3041  You are not bothering me but you have to trust my answers. Pls.,ham
3042  "Wishing you and your family Merry \X\"" mas and HAPPY NEW Year in advance..""",ham
3043  One day a crab was running on the sea shore..The waves came n cleared the footprints of the crab.. Crab asked: being my frnd y r u clearing my beautiful footprints? Waves replied: A fox was following ur footprints to catch you! thats y i cleared it off:) frndsship never lets u dwn :-) GUD nyt..,ham
3044  Aight what time you want me to come up?,ham
3045  Slaaaaave ! Where are you ? Must I summon you to me all the time now ? Don't you wish to come to me on your own anymore?,ham
3046  Your bill at 3 is å£33.65 so thats not bad!,ham
3047  Let me know how it changes in the next 6hrs. It can even be appendix but you are out of that age range. However its not impossible. So just chill and let me know in 6hrs,ham
3048  "Hello, yeah i've just got out of the bath and need to do my hair so i'll come up when i'm done, yeah?",ham
3049  So how's the weather over there?,ham
3050  "Ok. Not much to do here though. H&M Friday, cant wait. Dunno wot the hell im gonna do for another 3 weeks! Become a slob- oh wait, already done that! ",ham
3051  Die... Now i have e toot fringe again...,ham
3052  Lol they don't know about my awesome phone. I could click delete right now if I want.,ham
3053  Ok,ham
3054  "Awesome question with a cute answer: Someone asked a boy \how is ur life?\"" . . He smiled &amp; answered: . . \""She is fine!\"" Gudnite""",ham
3055  Please leave this topic..sorry for telling that..,ham
3056  Pls send me the correct name da.,ham
3057  What happened to our yo date?,ham
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3059  Webpage s not available!,ham
3060  Just woke up. Yeesh its late. But I didn't fall asleep til &lt;#&gt; am :/,ham
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3063  K..k...from tomorrow onwards started ah?,ham
3064  What u talking bout early morning? It's almost noon where your at!,ham
3065  Fine. Do you remember me.,ham
3066  "Hi babe its Jordan, how r u? Im home from abroad and lonely, text me back if u wanna chat xxSP visionsms.com Text stop to stopCost 150p 08712400603",spam
3067  Ok. How many should i buy.,ham
3068  "Sounds good, keep me posted",ham
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3070  Ok. So april. Cant wait,ham
3071  Boy you best get yo ass out here quick,ham
3072  Ay wana meet on sat?Ì_ wkg on sat?,ham
3073  I'm now but have to wait till 2 for the bus to pick me.,ham
3074  Apart from the one i told you about yesterday?,ham
3075  Ok lor... But buy wat?,ham
3076  Somebody should go to andros and steal ice,ham
3077  Don know. I did't msg him recently.,ham
3078  Take us out shopping and Mark will distract Isaiah.=D,ham
3079  "Mum, hope you are having a great day. Hoping this text meets you well and full of life. Have a great day. Abiola",ham
3080  There is no sense in my foot and penis.,ham
3081  Okay but i thought you were the expert,ham
3082  *deep sigh* ... I miss you :-( ... I am really surprised you haven't gone to the net cafe yet to get to me ... Don't you miss me?,ham
3083  S.s:)i thinl role is like sachin.just standing. Others have to hit.,ham
3084  Have a great trip to India. And bring the light to everyone not just with the project but with everyone that is lucky to see you smile. Bye. Abiola,ham
3085  "And very importantly, all we discuss is between u and i only.",ham
3086  K..k:)how about your training process?,ham
3087  Ok lor. I ned 2 go toa payoh 4 a while 2 return smth u wan 2 send me there or wat?,ham
3088  In da car park ,ham
3089  I wish that I was with you. Holding you tightly. Making you see how important you are. How much you mean to me ... How much I need you ... In my life ...,ham
3090  So i asked how's anthony. Dad. And your bf,ham
3091  "'Wnevr i wana fal in luv vth my books, My bed fals in luv vth me..!'' . Yen madodu, nav pretsorginta, nammanna pretsovru important alwa....!!:) Gud eveB-).",ham
3092  What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..,ham
3093  Am going to take bath ill place the key in window:-),ham
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3095  "Dear, take care. I am just reaching home.love u a lot.",ham
3096  staff.science.nus.edu.sg/~phyhcmk/teaching/pc1323,ham
3097  Have you emigrated or something? Ok maybe 5.30 was a bit hopeful...,ham
3098  Olol i printed out a forum post by a guy with the exact same  prob which was fixed with a gpu replacement. Hopefully they dont ignore that.,ham
3099  We walked from my moms. Right on stagwood pass right on winterstone left on victors hill. Address is &lt;#&gt;,ham
3100  "Yo, you at jp and hungry like a mofo?",ham
3101  This is all just creepy and crazy to me.,ham
3102  Ok... I din get ur msg...,ham
3103  Tessy..pls do me a favor. Pls convey my birthday wishes to Nimya..pls dnt forget it. Today is her birthday Shijas,ham
3104  Pathaya enketa maraikara pa',ham
3105  Even if he my friend he is a priest call him now,ham
3106  "U so lousy, run already come back then half dead... Hee...",ham
3107  That's y i said it's bad dat all e gals know u... Wat u doing now?,ham
3108  Or remind me in a few hrs.,ham
3109  "I had been hoping i would not have to send you this message. My rent is due and i dont have enough for it. My reserves are completely gone. Its a loan i need and was hoping you could her. The balance is  &lt;#&gt; . Is there a way i could get that from you, till mid march when i hope to pay back.",ham
3110  Hi. Happy New Year. I dont mean to intrude but can you pls let me know how much tuition you paid last semester and how much this semester is. Thanks,ham
3111  Hello hun how ru? Its here by the way. Im good. Been on 2 dates with that guy i met in walkabout so far. We have to meet up soon. Hows everyone else?,ham
3112  Lol I was gonna last month. I cashed some in but I left &lt;#&gt; just in case. I was collecting more during the week cause they announced it on the blog.,ham
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3114  Short But Cute : \ Be a good person ,ham
3115  Just haven't decided where yet eh ?,ham
3116  "Wat time liao, where still got.",ham
3117  Yes watching footie but worried we're going to blow it - Phil Neville?,ham
3118  I wait 4 Ì_ inside da car park...,ham
3119  Uncle Abbey! Happy New Year. Abiola,ham
3120  Now am free call me pa.,ham
3121  R u saying i should re order the slippers cos i had to pay for returning it.,ham
3122  Stop knowing me so well!,ham
3123  Good evening! this is roger. How are you?,ham
3124  Small problem in auction:)punj now asking tiwary,ham
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3126  He telling not to tell any one. If so treat for me hi hi hi,ham
3127  My uncles in Atlanta. Wish you guys a great semester.,ham
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3129  U coming 2 pick me?,ham
3130  Thats cool. i liked your photos. You are very sexy!,ham
3131  would u fuckin believe it they didnt know i had thurs pre booked off so they re cancelled me AGAIN! that needs to b sacked,ham
3132  "Haha better late than ever, any way I could swing by?",ham
3133  Ok. But i finish at 6.,ham
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3135  I've been barred from all B and Q stores for life!?This twat in orange dungerees came up to me and asked if I wanted decking? So I got the first punch in!!,ham
3136  So no messages. Had food?,ham
3137  Ok going to sleep. Hope i can meet her.,ham
3138  Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss dem!!!,ham
3139  Can you let me know details of fri when u find out cos I'm not in tom or fri. mentionned chinese. Thanks,ham
3140  You're right I have now that I think about it,ham
3141  Wat r u doing now?,ham
3142  Is ur lecture over?,ham
3143  sexy sexy cum and text me im wet and warm and ready for some porn! u up for some fun? THIS MSG IS FREE RECD MSGS 150P INC VAT 2 CANCEL TEXT STOP,spam
3144  Customer place i will call you,ham
3145  Not planned yet :)going to join company on jan 5 only.don know what will happen after that.,ham
3146  Boy; I love u Grl: Hogolo Boy: gold chain kodstini Grl: Agalla Boy: necklace madstini Grl: agalla Boy: Hogli 1 mutai eerulli kodthini! Grl: I love U kano;-),ham
3147  "Haha I heard that, text me when you're around",ham
3148  I.ll get there tomorrow and send it to you,ham
3149  \SHIT BABE.. THASA BIT MESSED UP.YEH,ham
3150  Oh thats late! Well have a good night and i will give u a call tomorrow. Iam now going to go to sleep night night,ham
3151  "\CHEERS U TEX MECAUSE U WEREBORED! YEAH OKDEN HUNNY R UIN WK SAT?SOUNDåÕS LIKEYOUR HAVIN GR8FUN J! KEEP UPDAT COUNTINLOTS OF LOVEME XXXXX.\""""",ham
3152  "Sorry,  in meeting I'll call you later",ham
3153  Yo! Howz u? girls never rang after india. L,ham
3154  Yeah but which is worse for i,ham
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3156  I tagged MY friends that you seemed to count as YOUR friends.,ham
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3158  Ok...,ham
3159  Long time. You remember me today.,ham
3160  Havent shopping now lor i juz arrive only,ham
3161  Thank u. IT BETTER WORK OUT CAUSE I WILL FEEL USED OTHERWISE,ham
3162  Are you up for the challenge? I know i am :),ham
3163  How much did ur hdd casing cost.,ham
3164  Mystery solved! Just opened my email and he's sent me another batch! Isn't he a sweetie,ham
3165  I can't describe how lucky you are that I'm actually awake by noon,ham
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3167  "TODAY is Sorry day.! If ever i was angry with you, if ever i misbehaved or hurt you? plz plz JUST SLAP URSELF Bcoz, Its ur fault, I'm basically GOOD",ham
3168  Cheers for the card ... Is it that time of year already?,ham
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3170  "When people see my msgs, They think Iam addicted to msging... They are wrong, Bcoz They don\'t know that Iam addicted to my sweet Friends..!! BSLVYL",ham
3171  Ugh hopefully the asus ppl dont randomly do a reformat.,ham
3172  "Haven't seen my facebook, huh? Lol!",ham
3173  "Mah b, I'll pick it up tomorrow",ham
3174  Still otside le..u come 2morrow maga..,ham
3175  Do u still have plumbers tape and a wrench we could borrow?,ham
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3177  It vl bcum more difficult..,ham
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3179  Havent still waitin as usual... ÌÏ come back sch oredi?,ham
3180  In meeting da. I will call you,ham
3181  K k :-):-) then watch some films.,ham
3182  Does cinema plus drink appeal tomo? * Is a fr thriller by director i like on at mac at 8.30.,ham
3183  There the size of elephant tablets & u shove um up ur ass!!,ham
3184  "So many people seems to be special at first sight, But only very few will remain special to you till your last sight.. Maintain them till life ends.. take cr da",ham
3185  "My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... ' NAKED...!",ham
3186  Dunno i juz askin cos i got a card got 20% off 4 a salon called hair sense so i tot it's da one Ì_ cut ur hair. ,ham
3187  Good morning pookie pie! Lol hope I didn't wake u up,ham
3188  MAYBE IF YOU WOKE UP BEFORE FUCKING 3 THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.,ham
3189  Happy birthday to you....dear.with lots of love.rakhesh NRI,ham
3190  Howz that persons story,ham
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3192  X2  &lt;#&gt; . Are you going to get that,ham
3193  Hi neva worry bout da truth coz the truth will lead me 2 ur heart. ItåÕs the least a unique person like u deserve. Sleep tight or morning,ham
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3195  Is ur paper today in e morn or aft?,ham
3196  I will lick up every drop :) are you ready to use your mouth as well?,ham
3197  And you! Will expect you whenever you text! Hope all goes well tomo ,ham
3198  Great. P diddy is my neighbor and comes for toothpaste every morning,ham
3199  "I av a new number,  . Wil u only use this one,ta.",ham
3200  So its to be poking man everyday that they teach you in canada abi! How are you. Just saying hi.,ham
3201  7 lor... Change 2 suntec... Wat time u coming?,ham
3202  No de.am seeing in online shop so that i asked.,ham
3203  Just curious because my cuz asked what I was up to,ham
3204  Nice.nice.how is it working?,ham
3205  Okay lor... Wah... like that def they wont let us go... Haha... What did they say in the terms and conditions?,ham
3206  Haha... Yup hopefully  we will lose a few kg by mon. after hip hop can go orchard and weigh again,ham
3207  She's good. How are you. Where r u working now,ham
3208  "Oh, yes, I've just been a little under the weather so i've kind of been coccooning at home",ham
3209  At home also.,ham
3210  This phone has the weirdest auto correct.,ham
3211  Oops my phone died and I didn't even know. Yeah I like it better.,ham
3212  Havent mus ask if u can 1st wat. Of meet 4 lunch den u n him meet can already lor. Or u wan 2 go ask da ge 1st then confirm w me asap?,ham
3213  "She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,",ham
3214  "OH YEAH,AND HAV A GREAT TIME IN NEWQUAY-SEND ME A POSTCARD !1 LOOK AFTER ALL THE GIRLS WHILE IM GONE(U KNOW THE 1IM TALKIN BOUT!)xx",ham
3215  We got a divorce. Lol. She.s here,ham
3216  What's ur pin?,ham
3217  "Babe, have you got enough money to pick up bread and milk ? And I'll give you it back when you get home ?",ham
3218  I want snow. It's just freezing and windy.,ham
3219  URGENT! We are trying to contact U. Todays draw shows that you have won a å£2000 prize GUARANTEED. Call 09066358361 from land line. Claim Y87. Valid 12hrs only,spam
3220  Come to mahal bus stop.. &lt;DECIMAL&gt;,ham
3221  Don know:)this week i'm going to tirunelvai da.,ham
3222  Me too baby! I promise to treat you well! I bet you will take good care of me...,ham
3223  Its like that hotel dusk game i think. You solve puzzles in a area thing,ham
3224  "Thanks for your ringtone order, reference number X29. Your mobile will be charged 4.50. Should your tone not arrive please call customer services 09065989180",spam
3225  "Hi, my love! How goes that day? Fuck, this morning I woke and dropped my cell on the way down the stairs but it seems alright ... *phews* I miss you !",ham
3226  Well that must be a pain to catch,ham
3227  Sorry da thangam.it's my mistake.,ham
3228  I need... Coz i never go before ,ham
3229  "Rose for red,red for blood,blood for heart,heart for u. But u for me.... Send tis to all ur friends.. Including me.. If u like me.. If u get back, 1-u r poor in relation! 2-u need some 1 to support 3-u r frnd 2 many 4-some1 luvs u 5+- some1 is praying god to marry u.:-) try it....",ham
3230  Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly,ham
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3233  "I feel like a dick because I keep sleeping through your texts and facebook messages. Sup, you in town?",ham
3234  No plm i will come da. On the way.,ham
3235  Guess he wants alone time. We could just show up and watch when they do..,ham
3236  Height of recycling: Read twice- People spend time for earning money and the same money is spent for spending time!;-) Good morning.. keep smiling:-),ham
3237  Yup Ì_ not comin :-(,ham
3238  "Yes, princess. Toledo.",ham
3239  "Aight text me when you're back at mu and I'll swing by, need somebody to get the door for me",ham
3240  Ron say fri leh. N he said ding tai feng cant make reservations. But he said wait lor.,ham
3241  Good. No swimsuit allowed :),ham
3242  Am okay. Will soon be over. All the best,ham
3243  A cute thought for friendship: \Its not necessary to share every secret with ur close Frnd,ham
3244  Ok i've sent u da latest version of da project.,ham
3245  Good Morning my Dear........... Have a great &amp; successful day.,ham
3246  Pls accept me for one day. Or am begging you change the number.,ham
3247  Squeeeeeze!! This is christmas hug.. If u lik my frndshp den hug me back.. If u get 3 u r cute:) 6 u r luvd:* 9 u r so lucky;) None? People hate u:,ham
3248  "Its ok, if anybody asks abt me, u tel them..:-P",ham
3249  "Funny fact Nobody teaches volcanoes 2 erupt, tsunamis 2 arise, hurricanes 2 sway aroundn no 1 teaches hw 2 choose a wife Natural disasters just happens",ham
3250  * You gonna ring this weekend or wot?,ham
3251  Also track down any lighters you can find,ham
3252  "Sorry, I can't help you on this.",ham
3253  "Babe, I need your advice",ham
3254  "I‰Û÷ll leave around four, ok?",ham
3255  Come to medical college at 7pm ......forward it da,ham
3256  K:)k..its good:)when are you going?,ham
3257  I can make lasagna for you... vodka...,ham
3258  HI ITS KATE CAN U GIVE ME A RING ASAP XXX,ham
3259  Who were those people ? Were you in a tour ? I thought you were doing that sofa thing you sent me ? Your curious sugar,ham
3260  "No, but you told me you were going, before you got drunk!",ham
3261  He fucking chickened out. He messaged me he would be late and woould buzz me and then I didn't hear a word from him,ham
3262  "Congratulations! Thanks to a good friend U have WON the å£2,000 Xmas prize. 2 claim is easy, just call 08718726978 NOW! Only 10p per minute. BT-national-rate",spam
3263  I'm always looking for an excuse to be in the city.,ham
3264  Yup i'm still having coffee wif my frens... My fren drove she'll give me a lift...,ham
3265  O shore are you takin the bus,ham
3266  So u gonna get deus ex?,ham
3267  I will send them to your email. Do you mind  &lt;#&gt;  times per night?,ham
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3269  tap & spile at seven. * Is that pub on gas st off broad st by canal. Ok?,ham
3270  Ok then i come n pick u at engin?,ham
3271  Which is why i never wanted to tell you any of this. Which is why i'm so short with you and on-edge as of late.,ham
3272  Raviyog Peripherals bhayandar east,ham
3273  K actually can you guys meet me at the sunoco on howard? It should be right on the way,ham
3274  You have 1 new voicemail. Please call 08719181513.,spam
3275  "MOON has come to color your dreams, STARS to make them musical and my SMS to give you warm and Peaceful Sleep. Good Night",ham
3276  Just finished eating. Got u a plate. NOT leftovers this time.,ham
3277  Thanx a lot...,ham
3278  Hurry home u big butt. Hang up on your last caller if u have to. Food is done and I'm starving. Don't ask what I cooked.,ham
3279  Lol your right. What diet? Everyday I cheat anyway. I'm meant to be a fatty :(,ham
3280  Its a great day. Do have yourself a beautiful one.,ham
3281  What happened in interview?,ham
3282  "Solve d Case : A Man Was Found Murdered On  &lt;DECIMAL&gt; . &lt;#&gt;  AfterNoon. 1,His wife called Police. 2,Police questioned everyone. 3,Wife: Sir,I was sleeping, when the murder took place. 4.Cook: I was cooking. 5.Gardener: I was picking vegetables. 6.House-Maid: I went 2 d post office. 7.Children: We went 2 play. 8.Neighbour: We went 2 a marriage. Police arrested d murderer Immediately. Who's It? Reply With Reason, If U r Brilliant.",ham
3283  Badrith is only for chennai:)i will surely pick for us:)no competition for him.,ham
3284  I tot it's my group mate... Lucky i havent reply... Wat time do Ì_ need to leave... ,ham
3285  Hey you around? I've got enough for a half + the ten I owe you,ham
3286  Hey tmr maybe can meet you at yck,ham
3287  ALRITE SAM ITS NIC JUST CHECKIN THAT THIS IS UR NUMBER-SO IS IT?T.B*,ham
3288  They are just making it easy to pay back. I have  &lt;#&gt; yrs to say but i can pay back earlier. You get?,ham
3289  Not to worry. I'm sure you'll get it.,ham
3290  "The gas station is like a block away from my house, you'll drive right by it since armenia ends at swann and you have to take howard",ham
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3295  Dear good morning how you feeling dear,ham
3296  A little. Meds say take once every 8 hours. It's only been 5 but pain is back. So I took another. Hope I don't die,ham
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3298  Dunno lei Ì_ all decide lor. How abt leona? Oops i tot ben is going n i msg him.,ham
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3303  Just do what ever is easier for you,ham
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3305  Stop calling everyone saying I might have cancer. My throat hurts to talk. I can't be answering everyones calls. If I get one more call I'm not babysitting on Monday,ham
3306  "It'll be tough, but I'll do what I have to",ham
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3309  HI DARLIN I FINISH AT 3 DO U 1 2 PICK ME UP OR MEET ME? TEXT BACK ON THIS NUMBER LUV KATE XXX,ham
3310  "Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind, as the mind easily forgets but the heart will always remember. Wish you Happy Valentines Day!",ham
3311  But i'm surprised she still can guess right lor...,ham
3312  Okie Ì_ wan meet at bishan? Cos me at bishan now. I'm not driving today.,ham
3313  Oh ho. Is this the first time u use these type of words,ham
3314  HI DARLIN HOW WAS WORK DID U GET INTO TROUBLE? IJUST TALKED TO YOUR MUM ALL MORNING! I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME LAST NIGHT IM GOIN OUT SOON BUT CALL ME IF U CAN,ham
3315  I know you are serving. I mean what are you doing now.,ham
3316  "Huh... Hyde park not in mel ah, opps, got confused... Anyway, if tt's e best choice den we juz have to take it...",ham
3317  Oh gei. That happend to me in tron. Maybe ill dl it in 3d when its out,ham
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3319  I know girls always safe and selfish know i got it pa. Thank you. good night.,ham
3320  "No worries, hope photo shoot went well. have a spiffing fun at workage. ",ham
3321  I'm freezing and craving ice. Fml,ham
3322  Kay... Since we are out already ,ham
3323  Eh sorry leh... I din c ur msg. Not sad already lar. Me watching tv now. U still in office?,ham
3324  Yo im right by yo work,ham
3325  Ok darlin i supose it was ok i just worry too much.i have to do some film stuff my mate and then have to babysit again! But you can call me there.xx,ham
3326  "She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife,",ham
3327  I don wake since. I checked that stuff and saw that its true no available spaces. Pls call the embassy or send a mail to them.,ham
3328  Nope... Juz off from work...,ham
3329  Huh so fast... Dat means u havent finished painting?,ham
3330   what number do u live at? Is it 11?,ham
3331  "No we put party 7 days a week and study lightly, I think we need to draw in some custom checkboxes so they know we're hardcore",ham
3332  Sac will score big hundred.he is set batsman:-),ham
3333  Send me yetty's number pls.,ham
3334  How much it will cost approx . Per month.,ham
3335  Ok... The theory test? when are Ì_ going to book? I think it's on 21 may. Coz thought wanna go out with jiayin. But she isnt free,ham
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3337  "That's fine, have him give me a call if he knows what he wants or has any questions",ham
3338  "Sorry, got a late start, we're on the way",ham
3339  Then u go back urself lor...,ham
3340  I AM AT THE GAS STATION. GO THERE.,ham
3341  "K, if u bored up just come to my home..",ham
3342  Babe !!!! I LOVE YOU !!!! *covers your face in kisses*,ham
3343  "Like I made him throw up when we were smoking in our friend's car one time, it was awesome",ham
3344  Still i have not checked it da. . .,ham
3345  You will go to walmart. I.ll stay.,ham
3346  "I haven't forgotten you, i might have a couple bucks to send you tomorrow, k? I love ya too",ham
3347  Oh great. I.ll disturb him more so that we can talk.,ham
3348  Reverse is cheating. That is not mathematics.,ham
3349  U're welcome... Caught u using broken english again...,ham
3350  No problem baby. Is this is a good time to talk? I called and left a message.,ham
3351  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
3352  Oh is it! Which brand?,ham
3353  Sorry i cant take your call right now. It so happens that there r 2waxsto do wat you want. She can come and ill get her medical insurance. And she'll be able to deliver and have basic care. I'm currently shopping for the right medical insurance for her. So just give me til friday morning. Thats when i.ll see the major person that can guide me to the right insurance.,ham
3354  At what time are you coming.,ham
3355  Call him and say you not coming today ok and tell them not to fool me like this ok,ham
3356  I emailed yifeng my part oredi.. Can Ì_ get it fr him..,ham
3357  R u sure they'll understand that! Wine * good idea just had a slurp!,ham
3358  Minimum walk is 3miles a day.,ham
3359  Ok not a problem will get them a taxi. C ing  tomorrow and tuesday. On tuesday think we r all going to the cinema. ,ham
3360  "Brainless Baby Doll..:-D;-), vehicle sariyag drive madoke barolla..",ham
3361  I don't run away frm u... I walk slowly &amp; it kills me that u don't care enough to stop me...,ham
3362  Sorry I missed your call let's talk when you have the time. I'm on 07090201529,spam
3363  Please attend the phone:),ham
3364  You only hate me. You can call any but you didnt accept even a single call of mine. Or even you messaged,ham
3365  No messages on her phone. I'm holding it now,ham
3366  Can... I'm free...,ham
3367  "Yo my trip got postponed, you still stocked up?",ham
3368  "Sorry, I'll call later",ham
3369  I am waiting for your call sir.,ham
3370  Hey what are you doing. Y no reply pa..,ham
3371  "Hey elaine, is today's meeting still on?",ham
3372  Sorry i've not gone to that place. I.ll do so tomorrow. Really sorry.,ham
3373  Most of the tiime when i don't let you hug me it's so i don't break into tears.,ham
3374  Tomorrow i am not going to theatre. . . So i can come wherever u call me. . . Tell me where and when to come tomorrow,ham
3375  And now electricity just went out fml.,ham
3376  "Looks like you found something to do other than smoke, great job!",ham
3377  Also andros ice etc etc,ham
3378  :) ,ham
3379  "Good afternon, my love. How are today? I hope your good and maybe have some interviews. I wake and miss you babe. A passionate kiss from across the sea",ham
3380  Yup. Wun believe wat? U really neva c e msg i sent shuhui?,ham
3381  Hows that watch resizing,ham
3382  Dear umma she called me now :-),ham
3383  Just finished. Missing you plenty,ham
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3385  "Well, I meant as opposed to my drunken night of before",ham
3386  K... Must book a not huh? so going for yoga basic on sunday?,ham
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3388  Ok can...,ham
3389  "Oops - am at my mum's in somerset... Bit far! Back tomo, see you soon x",ham
3390  So u workin overtime nigpun?,ham
3391  Same as kallis dismissial in 2nd test:-).,ham
3392  O. Guess they both got screwd,ham
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3394  "I'm in a meeting, call me later at",ham
3395  What r u cooking me for dinner?,ham
3396  Ok thanx...,ham
3397  Bull. Your plan was to go floating off to IKEA with me without a care in the world. So i have to live with your mess another day.,ham
3398  Then i buy.,ham
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3400  Heehee that was so funny tho,ham
3401  It only does simple arithmetic not percentages.,ham
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3404  Thanks honey. Have a great day.,ham
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3407  Then Ì_ ask dad to pick Ì_ up lar... ÌÏ wan 2 stay until 6 meh...,ham
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3412  "Whats that coming over the hill..... Is it a monster! Hope you have a great day. Things r going fine here, busy though! ",ham
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3414  Only once then after ill obey all yours.,ham
3415  No she didnt. I will search online and let you know.,ham
3416  Where do you need to go to get it?,ham
3417  No pic. Please re-send.,ham
3418  He remains a bro amongst bros,ham
3419  Uhhhhrmm isnt having tb test bad when youre sick,ham
3420  But i haf enuff space got like 4 mb...,ham
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3428  True. Its easier with her here.,ham
3429  Sure but since my parents will be working on Tuesday I don't really need a cover story,ham
3430  Haha okay... Today weekend leh... ,ham
3431  "\Hi darlin did youPhone me? Im atHome if youwanna chat.\""""",ham
3432  I don't know jack shit about anything or i'd say/ask something helpful but if you want you can pretend that I did and just text me whatever in response to the hypotheticalhuagauahahuagahyuhagga,ham
3433  You've always been the brainy one.,ham
3434  Yeah if we do have to get a random dude we need to change our info sheets to PARTY  &lt;#&gt; /7 NEVER STUDY just to be safe,ham
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3437  Sending you greetings of joy and happiness. Do have a gr8 evening,ham
3438  "\Hi darlin i cantdo anythingtomorrow as myparents aretaking me outfor a meal. when are u free? Katexxx\""""",ham
3439  If india win or level series means this is record:),ham
3440  Then what about further plan?,ham
3441  Its good to hear from you,ham
3442  "awesome, how do I deal with the gate? Charles told me last night but, uh, yeah",ham
3443  What time you thinkin of goin?,ham
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3446  Your board is working fine. The issue of overheating is also reslove. But still software inst is pending. I will come around 8'o clock.,ham
3447  Yes but I don't care cause I know its there!,ham
3448  "wiskey Brandy Rum Gin Beer Vodka Scotch Shampain Wine \KUDI\""yarasu dhina vaazhthukkal. ..""",ham
3449  "Mon okie lor... Haha, best is cheap n gd food la, ex oso okie... Depends on whether wana eat western or chinese food... Den which u prefer... ",ham
3450  Sitting ard nothing to do lor. U leh busy w work?,ham
3451  Its  &lt;#&gt; k here oh. Should i send home for sale.,ham
3452  Sorry. || mail? || ,ham
3453  Ya just telling abt tht incident..,ham
3454  Yes we were outside for like 2 hours. And I called my whole family to wake them up cause it started at 1 am,ham
3455  Ugh just got outta class,ham
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3457  I dont have any of your file in my bag..i was in work when you called me.i 'll tell you if i find anything in my room.,ham
3458  No need lar. Jus testing e phone card. Dunno network not gd i thk. Me waiting 4 my sis 2 finish bathing so i can bathe. Dun disturb u liao u cleaning ur room.,ham
3459  Ok. I.ll do you right later.,ham
3460  Friendship poem: Dear O Dear U R Not Near But I Can Hear Dont Get Fear Live With Cheer No More Tear U R Always my Dear. Gud ni8,ham
3461  Have your lunch and come quickly and open the door:),ham
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3463  I am back. Bit long cos of accident on a30. Had to divert via wadebridge.I had a brilliant weekend thanks. Speak soon. Lots of love,ham
3464  "K.. I yan jiu liao... Sat we can go 4 bugis vill one frm 10 to 3 den hop to parco 4 nb. Sun can go cine frm 1030 to 2, den hop to orc mrt 4 hip hop at 4...",ham
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3466  i am seeking a lady in the street and a freak in the sheets. Is that you?,ham
3467  My phone,ham
3468  "Haha figures, well I found the piece and priscilla's bowl",ham
3469  "Actually fuck that, just do whatever, do find an excuse to be in tampa at some point before january though",ham
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3471  yay! finally lol. i missed our cinema trip last week :-(,ham
3472  All day working day:)except saturday and sunday..,ham
3473  aathi..where are you dear..,ham
3474  Heart is empty without love.. Mind is empty without wisdom.. Eyes r empty without dreams &amp; Life is empty without frnd